Grave Robber: I became a mortician

Ye Yun and the three of them understood Daoist Gu's excitement.

"Think about it differently. If you opened a store and invited your good friend over, your good friend actually bought the store on the spot, and then gave away your store in front of everyone. Here you go, how do you feel!?"

Ye Yun and the others immediately empathized with Master Gu's description.

Although it seems that Immortal Emperor Chunyang did this out of good intentions, he really not only helped his friends, but also maintained his tall and noble image.

But in this way, Daoist Gu really lost face.

"Although he made me lose face, who made him my brother!"

Daoist Gu pretended to be magnanimous, and continued: "Since we are brothers, even though brothers are sorry for me, I don't hold grudges against brothers."

"But later, I fell in love with a saint of a sect, and pursued it for a long time. I didn't expect that this saint was too shy. I chased her for so long. She obviously loved me, but she always loved me. dare not express it."

Hearing this, Ye Yun couldn't help asking: "Are you sure!?"

"Of course it is!"

Gu Daoist said with certainty: "She is the saint of Cihangzhai, she was shaved and ordained as a monk after birth, but for the sake of Lao Tzu, she is willing to return to vulgarity!"

Bai Jizhen said with a look of admiration: "Then you are really awesome. Cihangzhai is a big sect of Buddhism. To be the saint of Cihangzhai, she must have outstanding looks and extraordinary temperament. She is willing to return to vulgarity for you. You This method of picking up girls is really awesome!"

Master Gu snorted proudly: "That is, when I was young, I was nicknamed 'The Unstoppable Courage of Wan Niu'!"

Hu Bayi really couldn't believe that a guy who played with bugs could actually meet a Buddhist saint, and even make the saint cry and become vulgar for him.

"What on earth did you do to let this Holy Maiden of Mercy return to vulgarity for you?" Hu Bayi couldn't help asking.

"Simple!"

Gu Daoist laughed and said: "Once, I happened to meet this Holy Maiden of Cihang outside. Don't forget, my nickname is 'The Unstoppable Courage of Ten Thousand Girls'. I haven't seen any woman before."

"However, I have never seen a Buddhist woman. Just like what this little brother said, the Holy Maiden of Cihang can be a Buddhist saint. She is naturally of outstanding appearance and extraordinary temperament. I naturally like it even more! "

"And that's a Buddhist saint. When I was young, I had already achieved two major achievements in life. I pulled the daughter of the Liang family into the sea and persuaded the wronged woman to be good. This time, if I can marry the Buddhist saint as my concubine, it will be enough for me to boast for a lifetime."

Marrying a Buddhist saint is outrageous enough, but Gu Daoist actually wanted someone to be a concubine.

"So I stopped the team of the Holy Maiden of Cihang. I didn't expect that all the subordinates of the Holy Maiden of Cihang were blind. I dared to say that I had evil intentions. In a fit of anger, I arrested them and wanted to kill them. Feed my worms."

"The Holy Maiden of Cihang saw it, and immediately made a move. Not to mention, she is indeed the woman that I have taken a fancy to. The Holy Maiden of Cihang is not only amazing in looks, but also in strength. I almost can't beat her with all my means. "

Daoist Gu said proudly: "Fortunately, I'm smart. I immediately caught her subordinates and threatened the Holy Maiden of Cihang. As expected, the Holy Maiden of Cihang is no longer my opponent."

"She begged Lao Tzu to let her subordinates. I am also a bold person, so she said that these people are the dowry gift from Lao Tzu. As long as she is willing to marry Lao Tzu and be my third thousand 420 concubine, I will take these Give her the dowry."

"Of course, I'm also a reasonable person. It doesn't matter if I tell her not to agree. I won't marry by force."

"But I didn't marry her, so the betrothal gift is useless. Keeping it will make me unhappy. Just use it to feed my worms."

Master Gu said very seriously, but shamelessly: "In order to express my sincerity, I threw two of them directly into the pile of bugs in front of the Holy Maiden of Cihang, and after just a few breaths, I threw There is not even a bone scum left of what they eat."

Good guy!
Hearing what Master Gu said, even Zhang Qiling, who was silent, couldn't help but call him a good guy, and praise Master Gu's face defense.

I have seen shameless ones, but I have never seen Daoist Gu so shameless.

Threats about taking hostages are said in such a righteous and righteous way.

Gu Daoist, however, was very proud, and even said complacently: "Sure enough, my sincerity has moved the Holy Maiden of Cihang, and she agreed to return to vulgar life and marry me as my concubine."

"This is a Buddhist saint. I couldn't bear it anymore. I was about to invite her subordinates to witness and cook rice with her on the spot. Unexpectedly, the masters of Cihangzhai came."

"These masters not only ruined our bridal chamber wedding night, but even snatched the dowry gift prepared by me, and forcibly took away the Holy Maiden of Cihang, and directly came to beat the mandarin duck with a club."

"So I chased after Cihangzhai and asked those stinky nuns for an explanation. I didn't expect them to beat me up because of their numbers and strength."

Master Gu said angrily: "In a fit of anger, I said that I would call my brother, Immortal Emperor Chunyang, to kill them Cihangzhai."

"As soon as I heard that I was the brother of Immortal Emperor Chunyang, those stinky nuns were scared, and the Holy Maiden of Cihang even begged me, saying that as long as I let the Cihang Zhai go, she would be willing to return to vulgar life on the spot, and go back with me to do whatever I want."

"What a joke. She had already agreed to be Lao Tzu's concubine. Since she is a concubine, she can do whatever I want to do with her. She dared to negotiate terms with Lao Tzu. She really lacks discipline."

It turns out that the so-called Holy Maiden of Mercy was willing to return to secular life and marry him. Is this the willingness?
The few people present have seen Gu Daoist clearly, after all, he is a stinky hooligan.

It's just that Daoist Gu, a stinky hooligan, has a backer who has suppressed the Immortal Emperor Chunyang for a lifetime, so he can be unscrupulous, and other sects don't dare to offend Daoist Gu at all.

"Although the Holy Maiden of Cihang doesn't know the rules, who told her to be my woman? Of course, I want to spoil her. Even if her request is a little too much, I am willing to agree. Take the Holy Maiden of Mercy to go back."

"I didn't expect that bastard Chunyang to come at this time. When I saw Chunyang coming, my first sentence was to ask Chunyang to drink my wedding wine. I didn't expect this bastard..."