The female president's personal soldier

"Please stop!" When the car had just driven for one kilometer, a beggar suddenly stopped their car.There is a large group of beggars here, all lying and sitting on the side of the road, some have beds and some do not have beds, and some even have money to drink, laughing and talking, seemingly very happy, but in fact, I don’t know how pain.

"Hey, I said dude, you're from Pengci. Let me tell you, I'm also a poor man. What's better than you is that I have such a broken car that costs only a few thousand dollars. You chose the wrong person. .I didn't hit you, you see, there is a surveillance camera above your head, so you better get out of here as soon as possible." Edward put his head out of the window and reprimanded loudly.

"I just want some money for a meal, so please pity me. I have absolutely no intention of touching porcelain. I am a law-abiding citizen, please."

"Okay, okay, there are two rich people behind, you go beg them. I'm not a miser, but I'm poorer than you, and I have eight children to support at home. I said, man, you may feel that begging Profession is very simple, isn’t it? In fact, let me tell you, it’s not easy at all, first of all, you have to keep your eyes open to see if people are moving, so I don’t have any money, go to the back.”

"You're bad enough." Lin Qiang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, quickly opened the car window, took out a hundred dollars, and handed it to the beggar: "Go find a job, you are a young man."

"Thank you." The young beggar was grateful: "The unemployment rate is too high, and I can't find a job."

At this moment, Lin Qiang and Fang Muyue realized that two trucks were coming in front of them, blocking the road all of a sudden, and there was a sound of arguing next to them.

I saw a group of guys with tattoos, holding sticks, ran to an old Chinese man kneeling on the ground, and shouted loudly: "You bastard old liar, didn't you say that we could earn 500 yuan yesterday? Brother, just went to collect the money, he was beaten up, almost died outside, and now he is lying in the hospital, oh, and it is a police hospital, even if he recovers, he will be detained for a period of time, If you are not sure, you will lose money to us."

"What's not allowed, where is it not allowed, I am well-known in this area, I have exhausted my strategy, and I have never missed the things I calculated. Do you understand the appearance of Meihua Yishu Mai, cut it, and you don't know what to say." I understand. This is the treasure of our China, and it will never be wrong. I am too lazy to tell you so much. Do you think I am new here?"

"Oh, I said Danny, you were right in the calculations before, but you were so wrong this time, and we did lose a lot. Today we are here to beat you, and then you have to compensate us One hundred dollars, because I gave you ten dollars yesterday, now I have to pay ten times more.”

"Ten times, I even spent the ten yuan yesterday, and spent it on the street girl across the street. If you want money, you can go to her. I'm also a man, can't I spend money?"

"Gossiping, your consumption has nothing to do with us, if it wasn't for the sake of our acquaintances, we would have beaten you and disabled you, now as long as you lose money, it will be fine, hurry up."

This Chinese old man is different from Zheng Sanmin in front, he seems to be a bit of a bastard here, in front of him is a bamboo tube with lottery inside, and a broken bowl with several steel plates inside.It seems that while accepting charity, fortune-telling is exchanged for money.In addition, there are Tarot cards, poker cards, Liuyao Bagua copper coins, facial charts and so on. It seems that he is a decathlon fortune teller.

"Why, you want to be a rascal, don't you need to pay for fortune-telling?" He was tall, but also very weak, standing up as tall as the black man in the head, with his waist thrust forward, looking confident.

"Cake seller, you scoundrel. Do you want me to hit you on the head with a stick? Well, for the sake of my acquaintance, I will reason with you and let everyone here know what you are. In the future No one will ask you for fortune-telling anymore, because your calculations are inaccurate, and you are purely cheating money. Yesterday you said that we would definitely receive 500 yuan if we went to the old man surnamed Zheng, but not only did we not get the money, And he was beaten badly, what do you say?"

"It's easy to say. I didn't tell you that you can receive the money on the same day. I told you to go to him, and I didn't say that you wouldn't be beaten, so I didn't calculate inaccurately. Well, don't hinder my business, here Many people want to give me alms, please don't block the sight of good people, make room for good people." The old man is quite arrogant.

Lin Qiang and Fang Muyue were all stunned for a moment, never expecting to see and hear such a scene, which was connected with what happened yesterday.

Then they were even more surprised that he was not afraid of so many black gangsters holding sticks and showing off in front of it, and they were still talking nonsense.

"Don't think that if you once told Joanna's fortune and it was accurate, we wouldn't dare to beat you up. Let me tell you, if it wasn't for her face, your legs would have flown to the city center long ago , In addition, the worst thing is that someone will stuff a leather shoe and drop it on the street lamp, do you know that?"

"Then why are you coming to beat me?" The old man is bald, wearing blue overalls with holes all over his body, and a pair of gray jeans underneath, which are black and ugly. He has yellow teeth and he likes to curl his lips. It's really a bit rascal.Someone actually asked him to tell his fortune.

"Bastard!" Those people still didn't dare to say, "We're going to ruin you and make you lose business, haha, we're not easy to mess with, just wait and see."

"You are ungrateful. You think about it carefully. Is my calculation for you before very accurate? Tell me, and this time it has not yet come true. Why are you so anxious?"

"Mass, Mars, I have something to ask you, you boy actually ran to the old liar, that's great, it's great to see you here." At this time, the prostitute standing across the street suddenly ran over , holding 500 yuan in his hand: "Zheng Sanmin asked me to give it to you. I hope you can let him go and let him continue to live here. Isn't it just a matter of 500 yuan? He didn't have it yesterday, but he has it today." It’s better to just let it go.”

"Oh, Mary, unless you sleep with me for a week, that's all we have here." The boss, Ma Si, stared at the 500 yuan in the woman's hand, as if seeing a golden mountain shining brightly, and then looked at Looking at the girl's face, he swallowed his saliva.

"Oh, just give me the money."

"I don't have any money. If you want to help old man Zheng, you'd better do as I say." Masi squinted at the girl's chest.

"Oh, you're alone. I'm doing good deeds, but there's nothing about me in it. I'm not her daughter, not even her niece, I'm just his neighbor, so I can't give much. I'm still a man of faith, that's why I did that, please don't take it too far, you bastard."

"Well, bastards also have good intentions. And I'm not born a bastard. When I was a child, my family was very rich. If my father hadn't lost all his family property, my mother and others ran to Europe. Mad, I must be somewhere now To be a top student in a university, even if it is not Princeton University, must be a public university, do you understand. Come on, it is the honor of your family to sleep with me."

"Fuck you."

"Okay, I'll let you off today." Mars turned around and shouted at old man Danny.

"Let me go, what nonsense you are talking about, you have to thank me, and you have to admire me deeply, and you have to restore my reputation. What did you just say, I am an old liar, right. Your actions just now seriously hurt You have to compensate me for my reputation in this fortune-telling world."

"That can't be done, I won't take money out, I can only collect money." Masi Gaga smiled: "If you have the ability, ask Qiongna to come to me for it."

"Well, at least you have to restore my reputation. I said you could receive 500 yuan, but you actually received 500 yuan. What does that mean?"

"It means that you are a fortune teller, a strange person in China, and your fortune-telling skills in China are well-deserved. It is much better than those phrenology and tarot cards in Europe. We deeply admire you and worship you. Everyone will come to you in the future. Tell your fortune, you can finish it like this."

"You have to help me recover loudly, or I will never show you the way to get rich again." After saying this, the people in Mars seemed to be really scared, and immediately they all shouted at the top of their voices: "Here Fortune-telling is too clever, we were wrong just now, really wrong."

"Okay, my dear Uncle Danny, we were wrong, please continue to help us in the future. Why are we all good neighbors? We can't do without you. You are a real living fairy, and no one in this area doesn't know. So goodbye, let's go drink some wine, hehe."

"Another ten," Danny said sternly.

Mars, who seemed extremely stingy, really obediently threw down another ten yuan, and then left in a hurry.

"I want to tell a fortune." Edward quickly parked the car on the side of the road, opened the door, and sprinted out like a rabbit.