Siheyuan: Want to force me to vacate the house?No way!

After all, there are three pits here, and the probability of being hit directly is [-]/[-], so it shouldn't be so unlucky, you can still choose yourself in this [-]/[-].

But what he didn't know was that Guo Shixuan gave him not only a reversal talisman, but a bad luck talisman.

If these two coincide, the damage to Shazhu is endless. All the damage is suffered by Shazhu. At the same time, Shazhu also has to bear his own bad luck. All damage is a superimposed attack. , so ordinary people can't bear it.

If he can bear it, it can only show that his ability to bear it is indeed very strong.

Xu Damao had already walked into the toilet door at this time, he was still humming a ditty, and at the same time began to untie his belt.

He stood on the top of Sha Zhu's head very accurately, and started to release water.

Even he himself didn't know why he chose this hole, and his intuition told him that he should choose this vacancy.

Silly Zhu cursed secretly in his heart: "This grandson really knows how to find a place! He is actually facing the top of his head."

"Huh, huh, huh..." Xu Damao held back this bubble for a long time, after the silly pillar was poured on his head
Silly Zhu couldn't bear this proper physical and chemical damage, and he didn't dare to make a sound, so he could only dodge around. With the sound of Xu Damao's splashing water, the sound of the water seemed even louder.

Xu Damao obviously didn't expect that he would make such a loud splash of water today, is it because of himself?
He became excited in an instant, and the urination became more violent!

Sha Zhu couldn't take it anymore, and shouted at Xu Damao loudly: "Fuck! Xu Damao! Stop peeing!"

Xu Damao was peeing leisurely and contentedly, when he suddenly heard a yell with his own name on it, he was so frightened that he stopped peeing instantly, not only that, this yell almost made him completely paralyzed.

"Who? Who called me!" Xu Damao became more energetic in an instant.

He looked at the darkness around him, and hated himself for not bringing a flashlight, so that he could hear who was calling him.

After Xu Damao stopped peeing, Silly Zhu also shut up very wisely. Anyway, Xu Damao never imagined that he would be at his feet, so now this is the most secret place for him, as long as he does not move or make a sound No one will find themselves.

Judging by Xu Damao's IQ, he wouldn't even find out.

Xu Damao trembled a little, he shook his little brother, something that was not very useful at first, was completely useless by this fright.

After shaking for a few times, he found that there was no reaction at all. He was very annoyed in his heart, which bastard dared to scare himself when he went to the bathroom.

There is no one around here, and now there is no movement at all. If someone wants to go to the bathroom outside, there is no movement at all.

He carefully recalled the voice just now, the voice just now was so familiar, but he was too familiar, isn't that silly Zhu?

where is this guy

Why should I scare myself suddenly, I didn't see him on the way here.

"Silly Zhu? Silly Zhu?" Xu Damao called a few times tremblingly and tentatively, but no one answered.

Silly Zhu's face was livid from anger at the bottom of the pit, you are stupid, your whole family is stupid, if I don't want you to find out now, I would have jumped up to beat you up.

He endured it!He closed his mouth and tried not to let the foul smell around him rush into his nasal cavity, and then into his head.

Xu Damao yelled twice but no one answered, could it be that he was hallucinating?
It shouldn't be!Even if the sound was so loud just now, even if it was my own tinnitus, it would not be possible to hallucinate like this.

Xu Damao stood on the spot for 3 minutes, and Sha Zhu stayed motionless below for 3 minutes. These 3 minutes were like years to him, and now he was suffering to death.

"Go away quickly! Coward! You were too scared to leave after being called out."

"He's gone, I can find a way to go up!" Sha Zhu thought to himself angrily.

But Xu Damao didn't know what happened today. After he collected himself, he started humming and singing again, unbuttoned his pants that hadn't been pulled up completely, and started peeing again.

This is a double whammy!
And these fell on Sha Zhu's head accurately.

Sha Zhu couldn't take it anymore this time, when will this go on?How long will I have to endure it?
The little volcano in his heart erupted completely, he raised his finger and pointed at Xu Damao and said: "Xu Damao, if you piss on me again, I will go up and slap you!"

Xu Damao was shocked again!This time he heard clearly, where did the other party's voice come from, it was under his own feet!

Xu Damao hurriedly looked down, only to see a pair of dark eyes looking at him with bright light!

There are a few white teeth dotted in a big red mouth!
Who is this?
"Stupid column?"

"It's you?" Xu Damao is still not sure whether he has hit a ghost or is really a silly pillar underneath. He never imagined that the silly pillar fell into the cesspit. This is really unprecedented.

So he still can't believe what he sees.

"Nonsense! Who else can it be if it's not me? Hurry up and save me up!" Silly Zhu hurriedly said to Xu Damao as if he had seen a life-saving straw. You can do anything by yourself.

"Hehe! Silly Zhu, oh silly Zhu, it's really you!"

"Why do you always do things that surprise me?"

"It's really you! If you want to scare me, you can run there to scare me! You really worked hard to scare me. Do we have the hatred of killing our father or taking our wife? Why don't you?"

"Hey! How did you get down?" Xu Damao began to squat on the pit and asked the silly pillar below.

At this time, he didn't mind the stinky toilet anymore, he was just concerned about why this silly pillar was down there?
"No! I didn't intend to scare you! I fell down by accident..." Shazhu said a little bit wronged, he has been wronged to the extreme now, and he doesn't know what to do.

"Oh... So it was careless... Hahahaha! Let me just say, with the relationship between the two of us, we can't just hide below to scare me." Xu Damao was even more proud at this time.

"Silly Zhu, you have today too!" Xu Damao stood up and started pacing on the top of the pit, looking down at the silly Zhu below.

"Don't talk nonsense! Xu Damao, hurry up and save me!" Silly Zhu said anxiously.