Siheyuan: Want to force me to vacate the house?No way!

I have to say that his appearance really made him sweat. When he got to that moment, he was already dripping with sweat, and he secretly thought: "It's not easy to pretend to be sick."

After going to the internal medicine department, because the time is relatively early now, there are not many people who come to see the doctor now.

So he went straight into the consulting room and found the doctor inside.

After entering, Sha Zhu directly said to the doctor: "Doctor, I'm sick!"

The doctor gave him a strange look, silently thinking in his heart that whoever comes here is not sick, and whoever is not sick will come here?

"What's wrong with you?" The physician asked Sha Zhu.

"I feel sick to my stomach..." Silly Zhu pretended to be in pain and said.

"What's wrong with your stomach? What's wrong with it?" The doctor asked a little speechlessly.

Looking at the appearance of the patient in front of him, his face was flushed and his head was sweating and he was covering his stomach, but he couldn't see the cause of it.

So I can only let him speak for himself.

"I... I'm constipated!" Silly gritted his teeth, and kept muttering in his heart, bah bah bah, I'm just making an excuse, just talking about it, don't make me really constipated.

To say that this silly Zhu is really superstitious, the sweat on his head became even more after he finished speaking.

It's just that if he didn't find an excuse for constipation, then he couldn't really prescribe this laxative easily.

After all, only people with constipation can use it.

"How long has it been?" The doctor began to ask about some of his symptoms.

"Three days..."

Silly Zhu began to make up one by one, the more the lie was bigger, in order to buy laxatives, he was really unscrupulous, and he was not afraid of what he said, all these things were on him.

"It's only been three days, which means it's not serious. The symptoms are quite mild. I'll prescribe you two Kaiserols. You'll know how to use them when you go back, right?" The doctor wrote down the two prescriptions on the prescription sheet. Cello.

Silly Zhu sees this situation is not good, how can this Kaiselu be enough?Can you still let people eat Kaiselu?

He hurriedly stopped the doctor: "Wait, wait, I made a mistake, it wasn't three days, it was a week! It's just that I forgot, I didn't notice it before, it was these three days before I noticed it."

"Are you sure it's been a week?" The doctor looked at the so-called patient in front of him with burning eyes, why did he feel that something was wrong with this person.

"Yup!"

"Is this still fake? Come on, give me some laxatives, I can't hold it anymore!" Silly Zhu looked very anxious, seeing that he couldn't hold it anymore, if the other party didn't prescribe it for him, he would There is really no excuse.

The doctor took a look at Shazhu, picked up a pen and wrote down the name of a drug, and also wrote the number one.

"Here, take it, go downstairs and prescribe the medicine." The doctor handed the prescription to Sha Zhu casually.

"This is the laxative?" Silly Zhu's eyes showed a trace of doubt, he really didn't know what was written on it.

"Yes." The doctor felt that there was something wrong with this person, why did he feel so abnormal, so he didn't prescribe more medicine, but just prescribed one.

"Okay, that's fine." Silly Zhu nodded, and went downstairs to buy medicine with an empty heart.

As a result, when he got downstairs, he gave the prescription to the people in the pharmacy. The people in the pharmacy packed one in a small white paper bag. When he opened the small white paper bag, his expression changed.

Only one pill?

What is this pill enough for?

After I put it in the meal, I might not even be able to get up for an hour, so I lost my wife and lost my army.

Sha Zhu was so angry that he went back to the internal medicine consulting room upstairs and found the internal medicine doctor.

As soon as he entered the door and stopped, he asked the other party: "Doctor, what does this mean? Why did you only prescribe one medicine for me?"

"I only take one medicine for this disease, can it be solved?"

"No! You have to prescribe a few more pills for me!" Silly Zhu said a little arrogantly.

The doctor frowned, "This one medicine is enough to cure your illness, what? How much do you want to drink?"

"Why can't I drink ten or eight? I've had it for a whole week!" Silly Zhu deliberately appeared to be in a serious condition.

"Then you are afraid that you are going to die. A normal person can take half a pill at most. I only prescribed one for you if you are serious. You actually want to drink ten or eight pills. Let me tell you, it's just ordinary." Drinking this one is enough for a person to collapse!" The doctor replied a little speechlessly, this person must be a little sick!

"Is this medicine so powerful?" Sha Zhu blankly looked at the small bag in his hand.

"What do you think? This is a laxative, not a tonic, so don't drink it indiscriminately!" The doctor reminded angrily.

"Okay, okay, I understand, don't drink nonsense! Thank you doctor!" Silly Zhu ran out of the hospital in a flash, changing his weak and uncomfortable appearance when he first entered the hospital.

The doctor was stunned, this person seems to be sick?

I really can't understand it!

If the doctor knew that he was taking these medicines to harm people instead of saving them, he would never prescribe this laxative to him easily!

With this laxative in his arms, Sha Zhu happily went to work, not as if he had just been punished.

Everyone was a little helpless, why is this person crazy? Yesterday he was downcast, but today he became elated again. The ups and downs of this change are really great!
Of course, Shazhu is always happy with himself, no matter what others think of him.

Shazhu can't wait to get off work now, he can't wait to cook a meal for Guo Shixuan, let him eat the "food" he has carefully prepared for him.

But he also knows that he is off work now, but the other party may not be off work, so it will be useless after going back, he can only wait patiently for off work.

Finally got off work, and after returning home, Shazhu bought some vegetables and meat, and prepared a big meal for Guo Shixuan.

He knows that kid's cooking skills are also good. If he is not good at cooking, the other party may not even want to eat a bite, so he must show his highest level now. He used his experience of cooking for the factory leader to give Guo Shixuan A big meal was carefully presented, with a total of four dishes and one soup, which can be described as extremely rich.

These four dishes are all classic dishes of Sichuan cuisine, and they are also what Shazhu has learned all his life.

"Hahaha! You're done!" Shazhu wiped the sweat from his forehead after finishing the meals, and felt his stomach growling.

"Hey! Such a delicious meal should be given to an outsider, and he is still my enemy!" Silly Zhu sighed, really unwilling.

But in order to achieve the purpose of entrapping the other party, he had to do so.