Live broadcast: My leisurely life on the island

Chapter 219 Eating Three Hundred Papayas a Day

"Scumbag 666!"

"What a beautiful poem, poignant and full of deep meaning."

"I seem to have returned to the era when I met scholars."

Some female fans were deeply intoxicated by Zhang Heng's profound poem.

Even Li Shishi's eyes lit up, and she gave Zhang Heng an affectionate look behind her.

"Show your ugliness, show your ugliness, don't praise me too much, just be vulgar, for example, I have talent, just say I'm handsome."

The scumbag is still a scumbag!
Comparing your lover's praise.

"I'm not talking about you, you're just too timid."

"Did not dare to be a warlord in the Republic of China, did not dare to revolt in troubled times, and dare not say that he loves me now."

……

The scumbag is too deep.

No, I'm already stuck in it.

Please don't wake me up, I want to wander in the scum of the scumbag.

"Dahengzi, it turns out that I have been playing big swords in front of Guan Gong before."

Yuan Hua scratched his head and smiled a little embarrassedly.

In the past, he conquered the world with his talent, but now it seems that there are others beyond others.

"There are people beyond people, and there is a sky beyond the sky. With you, I will never be called the number one."

"Brother Hua, in fact, you have one thing that Zhang Heng is incomparable to, and you even feel inferior to yourself."

"Please make it clear!"

A smile appeared on the corner of Yuan Hua's mouth, he tidied up his clothes deliberately, and made a gesture of please.

"That's your face, the long coastline of Jidong Island can't be covered."

Zhang Heng couldn't help saying.

The people with kidney pain had already laughed unkindly.

"I have to say that the metaphor of the scumbag is very appropriate."

"Dahengzi, you are too unkind, how can this kind of thing be broadcast live?"

"You also know that you can't talk nonsense during the live broadcast?"

"Ahem, let's not be an example, let's not be an example."

Yuan Hua remembered what he did before, smiled awkwardly, and dared not speak again.

He has seen Zhang Heng's mouth. I am afraid that he will be the one who gets hurt in the end.

"Come on, it's lunch time."

"If you didn't tell me, I almost forgot about it."

"Well, why don't I treat everyone to dinner?"

As soon as lunch was mentioned, Li Shishi was the first to feel a little embarrassed. They all went to sea to break her curse of angering the sea god.

And this time when I went out to sea and encountered Whale Fall, it was finally safe and sound.

So in any case, it is very appropriate for her to invite her to this meal.

"No, how can I ask a girl to treat me to dinner?"

Without waiting for others to speak, Zhang Heng directly shook his head and vetoed it.

"Zhang Heng, just give me a chance, otherwise I will feel guilty for a long time."

Li Shishi bit her red lips and whispered.

"You think my place is a big city, you can find places to eat wherever you go, and you saw it when you came here, you have to go a long way to eat something good."

Zhang Heng smiled lightly.

"Master Scumbag is so warm."

"Since ancient times, ten slags and nine warms, warm first and then scum."

"But even if it's scum, I'm willing."

"Everyone stop the meeting, judging from the current situation, Li Shishi may be scumbag."

"Didn't the scumbag dislike her?"

"You don't understand this, it's fresh."

"There is another very important point. From a scientific point of view, after experiencing a period of shock, the body will secrete excess hormones. I don't need to explain the following, right?"

"So that's it. It seems that Li Shishi will enjoy a good time tonight."

In the Internet, there are not all keyboard warriors, but also gossip parties.

In the live broadcast room, the subtitles of the chat are simply frightening to watch.

Li Shishi just cast a glance, her little face turned red immediately, and she didn't dare to look at it anymore.

That speed is about to revoke your driver's license.

"Girl, let's go out to eat now, I guess I'll have enough dinner."

"Besides, we can't let you invite us big men. We accept your wish."

Kidney pain, as a northeastern man, can't bear the habit of women's treats the most. After Zhang Heng refused, he also refused.

"Then how can I do my best?"

Li Shishi looked at Zhang Heng pitifully.

"Brother Heng, Miss Shishi is also a little caring, why don't you give her a chance."

Li Kui walked up quickly, and after glancing at Zhang Heng, both of them showed imperceptible smiles.

"Zhang Heng, please."

Li Shishi demanded again.

"Forget it, since it's also your wish, let's not shirk it, but you still don't need to invite the meal."

"What does Da Hengzi mean by that?"

Kidney Pain and the others looked at Zhang Heng in puzzlement.

"Stay safe and go out to make money? There's no reason for that."

Zhang Heng smiled slightly.

"You mean we eat seafood?"

"That's right, we happen to have this convenient condition now, why don't we let go of the near and seek the far away."

Li Kui patted his thigh and said in a cooperative manner.

"It's still Da Hengzi who is thoughtful, but what does this have to do with Miss Li?"

"How about this, I will find a small island, and you will be responsible for finding some seafood?"

Zhang Heng looked at Li Shishi, discussed and asked.

"no problem."

After Li Shishi hummed, she said in a low voice with some embarrassment, "I don't know how to fish, and I haven't done any work before."

"As long as the kung fu deep iron pestle is ground into a needle, don't worry about that. Besides, we are following your wishes and don't care about these. Don't put too much pressure on you."

"Da Hengzi is right, what you eat is your mood."

"Can you teach me then?"

Li Shishi tugged Zhang Heng's clothes lightly with her hands, and whispered to him.

"Baijiao?"

Zhang Heng looked at Li Shishi maliciously.

"I'll give you money?"

"Am I like someone who needs money? How tacky to mention money."

Zhang Heng shook his head in denial.

"Then I, I have nothing else you can fancy."

Li Shishi lowered her head, nervously playing with the black hair scattered on her forehead.

"Well, you listen to my orders first, what about the tuition fee, I will tell you when you grow up."

grow up?

After Li Shishi glanced at Zhang Heng, she directly looked down at her chest.

Then he snorted in shame.

Is my little one?

It's not an airport...

"Haha, papaya papaya, eat more and grow bigger."

"Why did Master Zha mention papaya?"

"What did he whisper to Li Shishi just now?"

"Ah, I seem to understand, the scumbag really likes this type."

"Don't worry, I will eat three hundred papayas a day from today on."

"You're going to smash the scumbag to death!"

In the live broadcast room, this wave of talking was all female drivers, much scarier than female novices.

But in today's Internet age, if you don't understand, you can find Du Niang.

Minutes later, those male drivers came back without shame.

"So I have the same hobbies as Lord Scumbag."

"Sure enough, they are all temperamental."

"Tch, who doesn't know that you men like to be bulging forward and backward."

"Let's go, follow the original route."

Zhang Heng whistled, looked at the dirty and dirty subtitles on the screen, coughed softly, "Come back to your senses, this handsome guy will take you to a big meal."