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Chapter 196 The famous name of the first generation is destroyed once

"Scumbag, wake up!"

Early in the morning, when it was just dawn, Zhang Heng always felt that there was a sparrow on the old tree in front of the door, chirping non-stop.

"Sleeping, you are so annoying."

Zhang Heng ignored it, turned over, and continued to return to sleep.

As the saying goes, dumplings are better than dumplings, and dumplings are better than upside down.

There is also a saying on the contrary, the feeling of returning to the cage is the most fragrant.

If you explain it in a more general way, it should have the same taste as a brace?
Of course, this matter can only be felt, not expressed in words.

Especially those single dogs, it's useless to tell them that they don't understand.

Ok?
"Why is this broken bird staring at me?"

Zhang Heng turned over again, and was awakened by the movement outside again.

"You are the broken bird, and your whole family is broken bird."

"Is it a mother?"

Zhang Heng rubbed his eyes, and felt that the voice was very clear, and it should be a female from a physiological point of view.

"Is it courtship season?"

"Then you can't be hungry and choose food, after all, distant hybrids are not compatible."

The matter of crossing biological races is too difficult, even scientists can't solve it, so he won't worry about it.

It is still important to sleep, after all, there will be a live broadcast in the new day.

Too much effort.

"If you don't get up again, I'll cut off your broken bird and feed it to the fish."

Outside the window, the voices came from far to near, Zhang Heng finally heard the last sentence clearly.

Immediately, he shuddered, and quickly looked towards the important parts. After seeing that the one-jin scale hadn't fallen off, he finally felt relieved.

The head can be broken, the blood can flow, and there must be no loss of flesh.

Although it is said that the average life span of eunuchs in the court was 11 years longer than that of normal men, he would rather not have these 11 years.

When peony flowers die, it is also romantic to be a ghost.

It's really hard to be a eunuch.

"Let me see if you have it. If you don't speak, I will come in."

"You don't."

Without even thinking about it, Zhang Heng responded directly.

"I didn't have one."

Outside the window, Zhao Linger shrugged proudly, not shy at all.

After a night of thinking, she finally understood that when dealing with people like Zhang Heng, she had to be worse than him to have a chance of winning.

To put it more esoteric, it means fighting poison with poison.

Therefore, she doesn't care what kind of car it is, it's a good car to drive.

"You are really sick, why are you spying on me when I sleep?"

Zhang Heng turned his head and saw Zhao Ling'er in a short white skirt through the window.

That face is simply blown to pieces.

The most important thing is that the two legs decorated with white shredded meat are no longer needed under the short skirt.

Well, really white.

Zhang Heng pinched himself fiercely. What men are most afraid of is early morning.

It was really torture to show him this scene at this time.

"I'm too lazy to peep at you. What's there for you to peek at?"

Zhao Linger pouted her mouth and said without showing any weakness.

"Even if you spy on you, you, a big man, won't suffer."

As soon as the words fell, Zhao Linger added another sentence.

"Since peeping, why don't you come at night?"

"It's not easy to start during the day, after all, I am also a person who pays attention to reputation."

Zhao Ling'er, who had already taken the initiative, had just appeared a smile at the corner of her mouth, and was directly suppressed by Zhang Heng's words abruptly.

Shameless, so shameless.

How can a person be so shameless.

"Even if you have the heart, you should pay attention to some strategies. Aren't you ruining my reputation like this?"

"You stayed here for three years and then left. What do you want me to do? How will I marry a wife and have children in the future."

Zhang Heng hugged the quilt, bare his upper body, and looked at Zhao Ling'er with an aggrieved expression.

"If anyone marries you, in the previous life, no, in the previous life, they didn't do good things."

Zhao Linger's pretty face blushed slightly. Looking at Zhang Heng's strong upper body, she hesitated for a few seconds before turning around suddenly.

Covering his beating heart with one hand, he lowered his head shyly.

"I don't need to worry about that, anyway, that person is definitely not you."

After Zhang Heng finished speaking, he straightened up like a carp, turned over and sat up, and then put on his clothes very neatly.

"Why, do you invite me to come in and sit?"

Seeing Zhang Heng put on his clothes, Zhao Linger sneered.

"It's not like you haven't been here."

Zhang Heng spread his hands casually.

"you……"

Zhao Linger was directly defeated again.

A few days ago, she and Xiaoru were imprisoned here by Zhang Heng, and they were so familiar with this place that they couldn't be more familiar with it.

Thinking of what happened that day, Zhao Linger became angry.

There is no compassion for fragrance and jade.

A complete scumbag.

"Tell me, what's the matter with me?"

Zhang Heng opened the door and glanced at the beautiful Zhao Ling'er. He took a deep breath and asked.

"Have a meal."

"You can't cook by yourself? Can't you cook and buy food? Don't tell me you don't even have money for breakfast."

Zhang Heng looked at Zhao Linger with disdain.

"I can cook, and I have money, but I must eat at your place today."

"It's the first time I've heard that people who come to beg for food are so confident."

"You said it. You said you hired me. Now we are in an employment relationship. Well, I have drawn up the contract."

Zhao Ling'er blinked her big eyes, and the corners of her mouth slightly raised. She didn't know when there was an extra document in her hand.

"Sin, sin, I actually forgot about it."

Zhang Heng slapped his forehead, his face full of regret.

"Admit it?"

Zhao Ling'er giggled, as if seeing Zhang Heng deflated for the first time, if it wasn't for the scruples about his image, he might have laughed so hard.

"Am I a reckless person?"

"I just regret that I have to change my own clothes when I have a maid. This is a waste of resources."

"You, you are shameless, you still want me to change your clothes."

"You think you are the emperor."

The two steamed buns on Zhao Linger's chest trembled in anger, she stretched out a white and tender lotus root arm, and said angrily.

"I'll take care of your food and drink. If you don't serve me, why don't you serve the birds on the tree?"

As soon as Zhao Linger heard the word "bird", she was completely defeated, and never dared to say more on this topic.

"Anyway, I don't care, you have to take care of me to eat."

"Okay, so you've done your work? Have you finished the business assigned to you?"

"This, not yet..."

"Then why don't you do it?"

"It was too late after dinner yesterday, and I haven't had breakfast today."

"I took care of your food yesterday, so you have to start working according to the regulations. Don't eat if you can't finish today's work."

"I consider myself to be the most benevolent boss in the world. I didn't expect to meet an employee like you. It's really unkind."

Zhang Heng took the contract from Zhao Linger, glanced at it roughly, and put it away.

"Dahengzi, the air here is really good, especially in the morning, the natural oxygen bar and the cool sea breeze are more beautiful than Xanadu."

Outside the door, several people from Kidney Pain drove over, but as soon as they got out of the car, they realized that they appeared at the wrong time.

"Dahengzi, you go on, you go on, let's go elsewhere."

The people with kidney pain covered their eyes with one hand pretendingly, laughed and said, and then they were about to get into the car.

On the other side, Zhao Ling'er was so angry that her lungs were about to explode, she snatched the contract and ran away without looking back.

"Zhang Heng, you scumbag, dare to act or not!"