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A gunshot startled many people.

In an instant, there was no one within a [-]-meter radius.

As everyone knows, the kind middle-aged man stepped forward instead of retreating.

"Officer, please wait a moment."

"Why, do you still want to work for the tiger?" Mao Yuling stared straight at the middle-aged man, questioning.

"You misunderstood, can you let me kick this drug addict? I hate people who are more handsome than me and who take drugs!"

Ling Chen: "."

Uncle, are you fucking meowing me or scolding me?

Mao Yuling almost didn't laugh out loud.

Is this uncle a tease sent by a monkey?

Of course, Ling Chen was not a drug-related criminal, so she naturally wouldn't let the other party kick Ling Chen.

"Prisoners have their own legal punishment. I can understand your hatred for drug-related criminals, but he cannot be judged by you. Now that the prisoner has been caught, I will take him to the police station."

After the sound fell, Mao Yuling directly took out the handcuffs and handcuffed Ling Chen, intending to take him away.

Unexpectedly, the uncle chased after him with a gritted expression.

"Officer, can you be more flexible and let me punch him? This boy is so handsome that I am annoyed!"

The corners of Ling Chen's mouth twitched, and he was indignant on the spot: "Uncle, it's hard to make people like you for a long time just by your appearance, you also need outstanding talent and excellent character, and this just reflects my excellence , I only rely on my appearance, so you can't feel jealous of me because I am too good."

"Officer, look, this kid doesn't look down on others just because he is handsome, no, don't stop me, I must punch him to make him look handsome!"

Ling Chen's face was solemn, and he spoke righteously: "Uncle, you are going too far. Although I am handsome, I don't have a but!"

"Made, officer, I can't bear such a handsome man with such a shameless heart, don't stop me, I'm going to kill him!"

Ling Chen looked up to the sky and sighed, and let out a sigh: "Oh, uncle, to tell you the truth, people often ask me, since you are so handsome, how come no one likes you? This is a typical beggar's experience, imagining the life of a rich man, and understanding it from an ugly perspective. Handsome world."

"Actually, the more handsome a person is, the fewer people dare to confess to him. This makes people more self-aware. As for a handsome guy, it's not surprising that he is liked by many people. He just needs to meet someone he likes, and then confidently Just go after it."

"Anyway, handsome people definitely wouldn't ask me that."

"Officer, let me, why did you pick up a stone?" The uncle gritted his teeth and was about to make a move when Mao Yuling bent down.

Mao Yuling's forehead darkened, and she said in a deep voice, "I think your proposal is acceptable. This is a stone. You should smash him to death."

"Don't, let me kiss you first, let me get some of his handsomeness."

"."

10 minutes later, by a certain lake.

At this moment, a man and a woman are back to back, kicking one after another, as if running a marathon.

"Death stick, did you dig that uncle's grave in your previous life, and he came here to take revenge on you in this life?"

Ling Chen thought about the horror of being shrouded by the uncle, and said with a numb scalp: "How could I know that he is so superb. If I knew that uncle worshiped my handsome face so much, I would have dug my grave with others in my previous life!"

"Puchi!" Mao Yuling was out of breath when she heard that.

Seeing that her attention was not on him, Ling Chen rolled his eyes and suddenly looked into the distance: "Fuck, a woman was forcibly penetrated in broad daylight."

"Huh?" Mao Yuling was startled and turned her head to look.

Without saying a word, Ling Chen immediately stood up, wanting to run away.

But before he could take a step, the handcuffs retracted and tied him back.

Mao Yuling tugged at his collar and smiled dangerously: "You want to run away?"

"Of course not, I'm going to save the woman who was penetrated."

Mao Yuling squinted her eyes and touched the gun: "Do you still want to save it?"

"Hahaha, I made a mistake, so she was just cut into the queue, so there is no need to save her!" Ling Chen quickly waved his hand.

But because the collar was held by Mao Yuling, and he waved his hands too hard, with a "click", his clothes were torn out directly.

Looking at the corner of the collar in Mao Yuling's hand, Ling Chen's eyes were dull, and he shouted: "Xiaoyi! Xiaoyi, what's wrong with you, Xiaoyi? Xiaoyi, you can't die! I've been with you for so many years, we have shared weal and woe, Treat you like your own flesh and blood, teach you to raise you, never imagined that today, a white-haired person will give a black-haired person!"

Mao Yuling: "."

Which psychiatric hospital did this guy graduate from, and the quality of teaching is so good?
"Sister Chengguan, let me loose the handcuffs and give me 3 minutes to bury Xiaoyi?"

"If you want to die, just say so." Mao Yuling glared at Ling Chen, and said sternly: "Also, please call me Police Officer Mao in the future, thanks to you, after what happened last time, I found that it is better to be a policeman , After research and practice exams, I have been transferred from the Urban Management Bureau to the police station."

Ling Chen's heart twitched: "Ahaha, congratulations to Officer Mao, this, I was just kidding with you, don't take it seriously, don't worry, you can do whatever you want to me, it's my first time, take it easy, It hurts, please take measures, I'm afraid of getting sick!"

Mao Yuling's complexion turned dark, and there was a gloomy cold light in her eyes.

"To shut up!"

"Officer Mao, you don't have to suppress your emotions at all. Although there are many people who like me, as long as you are willing to work hard, be willing to be good to me regardless of everything, and willing to go down the mountain of swords and fire for me, I believe that one day, I will try accept yours."

"dong dong dong"

As soon as Ling Chen finished speaking, Mao Yuling thumped him on the head several times in succession.

"I'll let you go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire, I'll let you accept it, and I'll let you be mean!"

"Pain Pain"

"Pain is right, comfort is reserved for the dead."

Ling Chen: "."

What she said made sense, and I was speechless.

Mao Yuling snorted and asked, "Do you realize your mistake now?"

"Understood, I will do it again next time."

"???"

"It's a mistake, I won't let it go next time."

"Does it make a difference?"

"Double negative equals yes, meaning I won't commit it."

"."

Mao Yuling's face turned blue and white

To be honest, she has never seen such a glib guy in her life, and if she is not careful, she will fall into the trap of the other party.

"If you dare to say a lie again, I will cut off your tongue."

Ling Chen said helplessly: "Officer Mao, what happened last time was an accident. I am a child who loves to study. Without studying, I can hardly survive. The reason why I set up a stall is to make money and study, including that I only have one thing in my heart now." The idea is to learn, can you let me go back and read the Xinhua dictionary?"

"Yes, as long as you stick out your tongue and let me cut it off."

"Study is important, but occasional relaxation is also necessary. After all, learning without thinking will lead to death, and thinking without learning will lead to death. It's like a child who leaves home and the boss returns. How can you tell if I'm male or female?"

"You're talking nonsense, let's go, follow me to the police station in the first district!" Mao Yuling glared at Ling Chen, got up and urged.

"Guru~"

At this time, a sound of hunger came from her stomach.

Ling Chen was stunned for a moment, looking at Mao Yuling who was blushing slightly, amused: "Are you hungry?"

"Not hungry!" Mao Yuling shook her head.

"Guru~"

"."

"Hahaha" Ling Chen laughed outright.

"Officer Mao, although your stubborn appearance is very touching, but your really fragrant appearance is ugly, hahaha."

Mao Yuting was ashamed and angry.

"If you keep yelling, I'll shoot you to death!"

Ling Chen suppressed a smile and said: "Officer Mao, calm down, how about this, I'll pay you to eat, it's a gift to you, let's settle the matter last time peacefully, how about it?"

"You think a meal can calm me down?"

"That's two meals!"

"."

Mao Yuling finally agreed to Ling Chen's conditions.

Not for anything else, the main reason is that Ling Chen has super powers - driving a Porsche with one hand!
Under Mao Yuling's guidance, Ling Chen drove to a high-end hotel.

Looking at the luxurious atmosphere of this store, he felt the malice behind Mao Yuling from the bottom of his heart.

This is obviously to kill yourself!

"Officer Mao, why don't you change to another one? You see, this store looks like a dog, and the food inside is definitely not for human consumption!"

Ling Chen pretended to be stingy, but Mao Yuling became interested instead.

This guy just teased him once, if he doesn't punish him, how can he be worthy of himself?
After thinking about it, Mao Yuling said to Ling Chen with a firm face: "No, I like to eat here."

"Officer Mao, China values ​​frugality, and it would be a waste if two people go to such a big hotel for dinner!" Ling Chen said solemnly.

"You know, I am a person who hates waste very much. I think waste is a shameful act, a shameful act, and even a shameless act, so..."

"So that's why you're stingy?" Mao Yuling asked back.

Ling Chen said nonsense in a serious manner: "Oh, Police Officer Mao, you don't understand. Look at those poor beggars, they can't even eat enough. We waste so much, we are sorry for their profession!"

"If your friends know that you took a policewoman outside."

"High-end hotels mean incomparable services in ordinary restaurants. Enjoying life in moderation is actually a form of frugality." Ling Chen immediately changed his words, extremely noble.

"Then let's go!" Mao Yuling smiled triumphantly.

As soon as he walked into the lobby, two well-dressed waiters walked over immediately, and asked with a professional smile: "You two, do you want to stay in the hotel or eat?"

"Dinner, is there an open-air hall for two?"

The waiter nodded and said: "Yes, we have first-level, second-level and third-level double open-air halls, which one do you want, lady?"

"The most advanced." Mao Yuling said without hesitation.

The corner of Ling Chen's mouth twitched.

Just pick the best one out?

This prodigal bitch!