The system takes me to pull hatred
Chapter 149 Gaining Analytical Skills
Facing everyone's hatred, Ling Chen remained indifferent.
While enjoying the pleasure of purifying the world, he continued to hold cucumbers and sell them to the girls in front of him.
"The little beauty on the left who is dressed in Miaoman, this is your little Guagua. It reminds you that everything is difficult at the beginning, harder in the middle, and extremely difficult at the end. If you don't experience the wind and rain, how can you face the storm?"
"The little cutie in the middle who drools at the first glance, this is your little box, it wants to say that life will make you suffer for a while, after you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a while, it's not just in front of you The struggle of life, and the struggle of tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, because life is a process of ups and downs."
"The charming long-legged Guliang on the right, when you rub my body, the cells in my body are telling you that as long as you work hard, there is nothing you can't mess up. Hard work may not succeed, but it will be easy if you don't work hard. Yes, sometimes if you don’t work hard, you don’t know what despair is. Many people work hard every day to prove to those who look down on themselves that they are right!”
Another minute passed, and the cucumbers and condoms were all sent out.
Since then, the task of pulling hatred has been successfully completed!
On the other hand, those girls who got the exquisite box, they opened the box and took a peek.
In an instant, everyone's face was red.
"My God!"
"How could it be such a thing?"
"Kun Kun, you are so bad!"
A series of coquettish voices suddenly sounded, and the air was filled with an atmosphere of ambiguity and shyness.
Ling Chen faced the blushing girls, pointed his eyebrows coldly, and talked loudly.
"Today I am here to sell cucumbers and give gift boxes, mainly to let the girls take a step that is unacceptable to them."
"Perhaps, the things inside the box will make you blush and embarrass, but what you need to know is that as a woman, you must take good care of your body, and the most precious thing should be left to a boy who is really good to you all your life."
"Blandness is not mediocrity, kindness is not cowardice, be worthy of the heart, be worthy of the present, and have a broad heart."
"Without giving up courageously, there will be no brilliant choice. Only by constantly trying, can there be continuous success!"
"Unfortunate people always want to create people who are more unfortunate than themselves to prove that they are not the most unfortunate people. As everyone knows, there will never be unfortunate people, only unfortunate lives. Therefore, please reject misfortune and be a lucky person."
"My speech is over, thank you all!"
With that said, Ling Chen leaned over and bowed.
Under the white clouds, a ray of sunlight shone on him, making him look like a saint preaching and dispelling doubts.
"It's so handsome, I'm going to pass out, Kun Kun give me a quick kiss to wake me up."
"Kunkun's touching confession can be expressed in a playful and brisk tone, coupled with a strong rhythmic magnetic voice at the end, I heard wave after wave of orgasm, oh... um... I'm wet. The corners of my eyes are wet Already!"
"Kunkun, seeing you working so hard for the sake of fans, I was so moved that I couldn't stop crying. To make up for you, I decided to give my most precious thing. Don't worry, I haven't been developed yet. I'm perfect, just a little Sensitive, as long as you touch that place, a lot of water will flow out. But you don’t have to worry, my family has special ore mining tools, even if there is more water gushing out of the open field, it doesn’t matter.”
"I won't say so much, as long as Kun Kun says a word, I'll go to the hospital to get the film repaired. It's time for Kun Kun to see what my phone looks like with the film added!"
Ling Chen, who was in the center of support, saw the enthusiasm of the fans, and wanted to burn him to death, so he had to resort to a beauty trick, coaxing, tricking and fooling these fans away, and finally he was able to leave safely.
What Ling Chen didn't know was that what he did in Xihong University today would become the first choice for AIDS promotion materials in various schools in the future.
Netizens give the nickname - AIDS killer!
However, afterwards, Cai Xukun made a statement on Weibo, saying that it was not him, someone pretended to be, and threw out a lawyer's letter.
Hmm. Because the format of the lawyer's letter was wrong and there was no physical object, they turned the finger on Xihong University in the end!
All of a sudden, all members of the Department of Political Science and Law of Xihong University were dispatched to protect the school one after another, and the number one most searched topic on Weibo was directly occupied by Xihong University.
The final ending was a bit funny. Cai Xukun deleted Weibo, revoked the lawyer's letter, apologized, and was thrown out dozens of lawyer's letters by Xihong University, facing tens of millions of compensation.
Ling Chen didn't know about the things on Weibo, what he was concerned about now was the consumption of hatred.
I just used [Universal Change] to sell cucumbers at Xihong University for a total of 20.5 minutes, rounded up to 21 minutes, which is 2100 hatred points.
Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!
For a hatred-pull mission, he almost spent all his hatred savings, what a pity!
[Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the task of pulling hatred (say no to AIDS), rewarding skills (analysis), you can check the details yourself. 】
"Analysis?" Ling Chen was taken aback, and immediately looked at the notes with his mind.
[Analysis (paid version): It can analyze the data of the target object. The level of the target object's ability determines how much hatred is consumed when using analysis skills. The higher the strength, the more hatred is consumed, and vice versa. ps: When the safety of the host is involved, the analysis skill will trigger a passive effect, which is automatically enabled without host operation, so in order to ensure the smooth triggering of the passive analysis skill, the host should pre-store the hatred value, the more the better. 】
"It's another skill that requires money, why can't it be free?" Ling Chen was speechless.
It's okay to ask for money, there is no fixed consumption value range, which is the most fucking.
What if there is a person who is crazy about the sky, and he wants to analyze the other party's data, and it happens that the hatred value is not that much, then there is nothing wrong?
"It seems that we should draw more hatred and earn more hatred points, otherwise we won't even be able to use our skills." Ling Chen sighed and walked towards the parking spot of the Porsche Cayenne [-] in the back street.
When he arrived at the destination, he found a man with a dirty face leaning against his car at some point.
Next to the wretched man, there are seven or eight female students around. These female students are all dressed up in pink makeup and beautiful flowers, and they are almost the same as Internet celebrities.
The wretched fat man glanced sideways at the female college students, licked his lips, and said loudly: "Girls, this Porsche is the most common of my many luxury cars. It is the third-generation Cayenne and is worth a million dollars. "
"This car has extraordinary and extreme performance, aerodynamic efficiency and controllability. The appearance is unrestrained and deep, and the interior is simple and fashionable. It fully meets the needs of contemporary youth for individuality."
"Wow!" Hearing these words, all the female college students' eyes lit up, and their eyes were full of fire.
What they care about is not the coolness of this third-generation Cayenne, what they care about is the worth of the wretched fat man.
The million-level car is actually the most common car under the brand, this guy is simply a local tyrant!
Looking at this scene in the distance, Ling Chen's eyes twitched.
Isn't this wretched fat man trying to cheat with his own car?
As soon as the idea came to his mind, the wretched fat man confirmed his conjecture.
I saw that guy frowning, stretched out his hand across the body of the Porsche Cayenne III, and snapped his fingers at the female college students in front of him: "Beauties, I know that you all have a dream of a luxury car in your heart, and I also know that you are eager to realize it." This luxury car dream, so God sent me down to bring the dream to you."
"You can take photos with the third-generation Porsche Cayenne to your heart's content, and express your sports car emotions to your heart's content. Everyone who takes pictures, please consciously pay ten yuan for the photo fee."
"Attention, I am not short of money. I have no interest in money. I am so rich that I have to worry about how to spend it every day."
"As for why you charge for taking pictures, it's because I want to experience the joy of making money. I'm so rich that I don't know what it's like to make money. The reason why I only charge you ten yuan is mainly because of As students, your living expenses are not much."
"At the same time, asking you to pay is also an exchange of equivalent value, just like spending money to buy goods, and you won't feel any guilt about what belongs to you. Are you... willing?"
"We are willing!" The female college students looked at each other and nodded deeply, approving and admiring what the wretched fat man said.
The other party is too considerate, even though they are extremely rich, they are willing to serve these students. This kind of spirit really moved them.
Ling Chen: "..."
Shameless!
It's so shameless!
It's fine to use your own car to cheat a group of innocent female students, but it's unforgivable to say something so grandiose!
In front of him, the wretched fat man looked up at the sky, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. Smile and see how many cups the world of mortals have. Let the three thousand rivers flow eastward, without leaving a single tear in the world of mortals."
"Beauties, when your friends in your circle of friends show off all kinds of luxury cars, will you be angry, because they are obviously low-class people, why do they become high society when they get together?"
"Whether you will be angry or not, I will!"
"I look down on those self-righteous guys the most, and I hate those disgusting people who only look at the surface the most, so I bring the light to you. Now, you have a chance to fight back against these vile and shameless people-and Porsche three generations Cayenne photoshoot!"
"Take pictures, take pictures as much as you like, take pictures recklessly, as long as you take pictures, you can become those unattainable figures in the eyes of those who show off, slap them hard, and let them know your ugliness!"
"Of course, I don't ask everyone. Now, if you want to take pictures, please consciously hand in ten yuan. Note that the money I earned is not for my own use, but for the suffering compatriots. After all, it is my duty to help others. Duty, doing good and accumulating virtue is my purpose, if you are poor, you will be good for yourself, if you are rich, you will benefit the world at the same time!"
The female college students looked at each other, and they all cast reverent glances at the wretched fat man.
This is not only a rich man, but also a philanthropist!
After thinking about it, they no longer kept their composure, and immediately threw a ten-yuan bill to the wretched fat man as if they had been spat out, and then started a crazy photo mode.
Sit and shoot.
Shoot vertically.
Shoot sideways.
Lay down and shoot.
TMD, there are even splits!
While enjoying the pleasure of purifying the world, he continued to hold cucumbers and sell them to the girls in front of him.
"The little beauty on the left who is dressed in Miaoman, this is your little Guagua. It reminds you that everything is difficult at the beginning, harder in the middle, and extremely difficult at the end. If you don't experience the wind and rain, how can you face the storm?"
"The little cutie in the middle who drools at the first glance, this is your little box, it wants to say that life will make you suffer for a while, after you get used to it, it will make you suffer for a while, it's not just in front of you The struggle of life, and the struggle of tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, because life is a process of ups and downs."
"The charming long-legged Guliang on the right, when you rub my body, the cells in my body are telling you that as long as you work hard, there is nothing you can't mess up. Hard work may not succeed, but it will be easy if you don't work hard. Yes, sometimes if you don’t work hard, you don’t know what despair is. Many people work hard every day to prove to those who look down on themselves that they are right!”
Another minute passed, and the cucumbers and condoms were all sent out.
Since then, the task of pulling hatred has been successfully completed!
On the other hand, those girls who got the exquisite box, they opened the box and took a peek.
In an instant, everyone's face was red.
"My God!"
"How could it be such a thing?"
"Kun Kun, you are so bad!"
A series of coquettish voices suddenly sounded, and the air was filled with an atmosphere of ambiguity and shyness.
Ling Chen faced the blushing girls, pointed his eyebrows coldly, and talked loudly.
"Today I am here to sell cucumbers and give gift boxes, mainly to let the girls take a step that is unacceptable to them."
"Perhaps, the things inside the box will make you blush and embarrass, but what you need to know is that as a woman, you must take good care of your body, and the most precious thing should be left to a boy who is really good to you all your life."
"Blandness is not mediocrity, kindness is not cowardice, be worthy of the heart, be worthy of the present, and have a broad heart."
"Without giving up courageously, there will be no brilliant choice. Only by constantly trying, can there be continuous success!"
"Unfortunate people always want to create people who are more unfortunate than themselves to prove that they are not the most unfortunate people. As everyone knows, there will never be unfortunate people, only unfortunate lives. Therefore, please reject misfortune and be a lucky person."
"My speech is over, thank you all!"
With that said, Ling Chen leaned over and bowed.
Under the white clouds, a ray of sunlight shone on him, making him look like a saint preaching and dispelling doubts.
"It's so handsome, I'm going to pass out, Kun Kun give me a quick kiss to wake me up."
"Kunkun's touching confession can be expressed in a playful and brisk tone, coupled with a strong rhythmic magnetic voice at the end, I heard wave after wave of orgasm, oh... um... I'm wet. The corners of my eyes are wet Already!"
"Kunkun, seeing you working so hard for the sake of fans, I was so moved that I couldn't stop crying. To make up for you, I decided to give my most precious thing. Don't worry, I haven't been developed yet. I'm perfect, just a little Sensitive, as long as you touch that place, a lot of water will flow out. But you don’t have to worry, my family has special ore mining tools, even if there is more water gushing out of the open field, it doesn’t matter.”
"I won't say so much, as long as Kun Kun says a word, I'll go to the hospital to get the film repaired. It's time for Kun Kun to see what my phone looks like with the film added!"
Ling Chen, who was in the center of support, saw the enthusiasm of the fans, and wanted to burn him to death, so he had to resort to a beauty trick, coaxing, tricking and fooling these fans away, and finally he was able to leave safely.
What Ling Chen didn't know was that what he did in Xihong University today would become the first choice for AIDS promotion materials in various schools in the future.
Netizens give the nickname - AIDS killer!
However, afterwards, Cai Xukun made a statement on Weibo, saying that it was not him, someone pretended to be, and threw out a lawyer's letter.
Hmm. Because the format of the lawyer's letter was wrong and there was no physical object, they turned the finger on Xihong University in the end!
All of a sudden, all members of the Department of Political Science and Law of Xihong University were dispatched to protect the school one after another, and the number one most searched topic on Weibo was directly occupied by Xihong University.
The final ending was a bit funny. Cai Xukun deleted Weibo, revoked the lawyer's letter, apologized, and was thrown out dozens of lawyer's letters by Xihong University, facing tens of millions of compensation.
Ling Chen didn't know about the things on Weibo, what he was concerned about now was the consumption of hatred.
I just used [Universal Change] to sell cucumbers at Xihong University for a total of 20.5 minutes, rounded up to 21 minutes, which is 2100 hatred points.
Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!
For a hatred-pull mission, he almost spent all his hatred savings, what a pity!
[Ding Dong, congratulations to the host for completing the task of pulling hatred (say no to AIDS), rewarding skills (analysis), you can check the details yourself. 】
"Analysis?" Ling Chen was taken aback, and immediately looked at the notes with his mind.
[Analysis (paid version): It can analyze the data of the target object. The level of the target object's ability determines how much hatred is consumed when using analysis skills. The higher the strength, the more hatred is consumed, and vice versa. ps: When the safety of the host is involved, the analysis skill will trigger a passive effect, which is automatically enabled without host operation, so in order to ensure the smooth triggering of the passive analysis skill, the host should pre-store the hatred value, the more the better. 】
"It's another skill that requires money, why can't it be free?" Ling Chen was speechless.
It's okay to ask for money, there is no fixed consumption value range, which is the most fucking.
What if there is a person who is crazy about the sky, and he wants to analyze the other party's data, and it happens that the hatred value is not that much, then there is nothing wrong?
"It seems that we should draw more hatred and earn more hatred points, otherwise we won't even be able to use our skills." Ling Chen sighed and walked towards the parking spot of the Porsche Cayenne [-] in the back street.
When he arrived at the destination, he found a man with a dirty face leaning against his car at some point.
Next to the wretched man, there are seven or eight female students around. These female students are all dressed up in pink makeup and beautiful flowers, and they are almost the same as Internet celebrities.
The wretched fat man glanced sideways at the female college students, licked his lips, and said loudly: "Girls, this Porsche is the most common of my many luxury cars. It is the third-generation Cayenne and is worth a million dollars. "
"This car has extraordinary and extreme performance, aerodynamic efficiency and controllability. The appearance is unrestrained and deep, and the interior is simple and fashionable. It fully meets the needs of contemporary youth for individuality."
"Wow!" Hearing these words, all the female college students' eyes lit up, and their eyes were full of fire.
What they care about is not the coolness of this third-generation Cayenne, what they care about is the worth of the wretched fat man.
The million-level car is actually the most common car under the brand, this guy is simply a local tyrant!
Looking at this scene in the distance, Ling Chen's eyes twitched.
Isn't this wretched fat man trying to cheat with his own car?
As soon as the idea came to his mind, the wretched fat man confirmed his conjecture.
I saw that guy frowning, stretched out his hand across the body of the Porsche Cayenne III, and snapped his fingers at the female college students in front of him: "Beauties, I know that you all have a dream of a luxury car in your heart, and I also know that you are eager to realize it." This luxury car dream, so God sent me down to bring the dream to you."
"You can take photos with the third-generation Porsche Cayenne to your heart's content, and express your sports car emotions to your heart's content. Everyone who takes pictures, please consciously pay ten yuan for the photo fee."
"Attention, I am not short of money. I have no interest in money. I am so rich that I have to worry about how to spend it every day."
"As for why you charge for taking pictures, it's because I want to experience the joy of making money. I'm so rich that I don't know what it's like to make money. The reason why I only charge you ten yuan is mainly because of As students, your living expenses are not much."
"At the same time, asking you to pay is also an exchange of equivalent value, just like spending money to buy goods, and you won't feel any guilt about what belongs to you. Are you... willing?"
"We are willing!" The female college students looked at each other and nodded deeply, approving and admiring what the wretched fat man said.
The other party is too considerate, even though they are extremely rich, they are willing to serve these students. This kind of spirit really moved them.
Ling Chen: "..."
Shameless!
It's so shameless!
It's fine to use your own car to cheat a group of innocent female students, but it's unforgivable to say something so grandiose!
In front of him, the wretched fat man looked up at the sky, and said nonsense in a serious manner: "If you have wine today, you will be drunk today. Smile and see how many cups the world of mortals have. Let the three thousand rivers flow eastward, without leaving a single tear in the world of mortals."
"Beauties, when your friends in your circle of friends show off all kinds of luxury cars, will you be angry, because they are obviously low-class people, why do they become high society when they get together?"
"Whether you will be angry or not, I will!"
"I look down on those self-righteous guys the most, and I hate those disgusting people who only look at the surface the most, so I bring the light to you. Now, you have a chance to fight back against these vile and shameless people-and Porsche three generations Cayenne photoshoot!"
"Take pictures, take pictures as much as you like, take pictures recklessly, as long as you take pictures, you can become those unattainable figures in the eyes of those who show off, slap them hard, and let them know your ugliness!"
"Of course, I don't ask everyone. Now, if you want to take pictures, please consciously hand in ten yuan. Note that the money I earned is not for my own use, but for the suffering compatriots. After all, it is my duty to help others. Duty, doing good and accumulating virtue is my purpose, if you are poor, you will be good for yourself, if you are rich, you will benefit the world at the same time!"
The female college students looked at each other, and they all cast reverent glances at the wretched fat man.
This is not only a rich man, but also a philanthropist!
After thinking about it, they no longer kept their composure, and immediately threw a ten-yuan bill to the wretched fat man as if they had been spat out, and then started a crazy photo mode.
Sit and shoot.
Shoot vertically.
Shoot sideways.
Lay down and shoot.
TMD, there are even splits!
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