The system takes me to pull hatred

It was already nine o'clock in the evening when we returned to Ling's villa.

Today is the Torch Festival, and the maids are holding a bonfire festival in the courtyard, and Fu Miaozhu is among them.

She just got out of the shower, wearing a bathrobe, very coquettish and full of temptation.

"Master, why don't you come back for dinner today?"

"I met an old classmate. I haven't seen each other for seven years. We had a little get-together." Ling Chen smiled and asked, "Why didn't you see my dad? How is the matter of the Lin Group going?"

"It went well. The three founders of Ling's Group transferred a lot of property privately. The chairman is hunting, two of them have been recovered and sent to the French Open, and one has fled abroad. The chairman is still in Ling's The group investigated the matter, so they didn't come back."

"I see." Ling Chen nodded slightly, looked at the Kongming lanterns woven by the maids, and asked with a smile: "Have you written the blessing?"

"Not yet, just about to write." Fu Miaozhu picked up one of the Kongming lanterns and handed it to Ling Chen.

"Master, do you smell the smell from above?"

Ling Chen leaned closer and smelled it, and asked in amazement: "What smell?"

"We like your taste!"

"666 is serving!"

"Hee hee." Fu Miaozhu made a triumphant gesture, rolled his eyes, and suggested: "It's no fun to just put the Kongming lanterns like this, let's sing alone, young master, you come first."

Ling Chen waved his hand: "Forget it, I don't sing well."

"It's okay young master, we don't sing very well." A group of maids smiled.

"That's fine, I'll make a fool of myself." Seeing that the girls were full of interest, Ling Chen cleared his throat.

"The river flows eastward, tamato, potato!"

"You have vegetable, I have vegetable, growl when I'm hungry, one tamato per person!"

"Hey hey hey tamato, hey hey hey potato~"

"Hey, Yi'er~ Hey, hey, eat an apple!"

"Seeing a rough road, here-we-go, let's eat an apple~"

The whole place was silent.

Silent.

All the girls couldn't help laughing when they looked at me and you.

"Puchi~" At this moment, Fu Miaozhu suddenly laughed out loud.

Immediately afterwards, the maids covered their mouths and laughed lightly.

"Master, your singing is so funny, you have the talent to be a comedian!"

Ling Chen said solemnly: "Maybe my talent has awakened, just like you girls, at a certain age you will automatically awaken the talent of 'letting blood every month'."

"Master, how good are you!" the girls blushed when they heard this.

Fu Miaozhu's face was also blushing, as if all the blood in her body was concentrated on her face, it was so hot that it would burn her hands when she touched it.

She cast a reproachful glance at Ling Chen, lowered her eyelids, her long eyelashes fluttering slightly, expressing her shyness.

Ling Chen smiled dumbly, and was about to say something when he heard a text message from his cell phone ringing from his pocket.

When he opened it, he was taken aback by the content of the text message.

(Unfamiliar number: I am your investor, because I was arrested for stealing a battery car at that familiar street corner, please transfer 1 yuan to that police officer like Erkang to get me out, his Alipay account is this phone number, etc. Come out and give you an additional 1000 million investment immediately, don’t answer this call, it’s inconvenient to answer it inside.)
Fu Miaozhu leaned over to take a look, and couldn't help but feel a little funny.

"Are all liars this year so stupid?"

Ling Chen also couldn't laugh or cry.

Stealing a battery car was caught
Transfer money to a police officer like Er Kang
Come out to add 1000 million investment
Niubi, brother dei!

After a little thought, Ling Chen suppressed a smile, typed a string of words and sent them.

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(unknown number: 54SB)

"Pfft..." Seeing the liar's reply, Fu Miaozhu covered her mouth and smiled.

Ling Chen also couldn't help laughing, it was the first time he met such a stupid guy with such low skills in deception, it was all for a joke.

(Unfamiliar number: Grass, I just realized that I was able to see through my deception. Are you also a liar?)
(Ling Chen: I am your father.)
(Unfamiliar number: Can you speak more civilly?)

(Ling Chen: I am your father!)
[Ding, the hate value from Zheng, who is unwilling to reveal his name, is +100! 】

"Master, you want to piss him off." Fu Miaozhu laughed out of breath.

Ling Chen turned off the phone, put it aside, and shook his head: "I have never had a good impression of bad people, no matter if they are really stupid or fake."

"The young master thinks what is a bad guy?"

Ling Chen said very bluntly: "Those who are against me are bad people."

"What a sharp answer, the more you think about it, the more profound it becomes. As expected of the young master, your thinking is so strong."

"Stop, I'll save these words for later, let's put the Kongming lantern first." Ling Chen interrupted Fu Miaozhu's professional compliment, picked up the writing pen, wrote a line on the Kongming lantern, and immediately lit it up and let it fly.

"Master, what did you write?"

"I hope to have seven wives, from Monday to Sunday, and I will not be a human being if I have kidney deficiency."

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"Hahaha, I lied to you, but I actually want to get seventy!"

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After a while, the Kongming Lanterns, which recorded their wishes and ideals, all flew into the sky, like young eagles spreading their wings to welcome their own future.

"Secretary Fu, I'm going to the Lingtian clubhouse tomorrow, you can come with me."

Fu Miaozhu said helplessly: "Master, tomorrow I may have to go to Ling's Group to help the chairman handle affairs."

"You don't love me anymore." Ling Chen pretended to be sad, and sighed: "At the beginning you promised to stay by my side 24 hours a day, even if I went to the bathroom, you would follow me and protect me, but now you are doing it for Ling's sake." The group gave up their favorite young master, and I was so angry."

"Young Master, you misunderstood. The reason why I said this at the beginning was mainly to monitor you, secondly to understand your character and habits, then to investigate your ability, and finally to protect you." Fu Miaozhu explained.

"To put it bluntly, I am like an agent, lurking next to an employer, collecting information, and leaving after I am done."

Ling Chen is like ten thousand arrows piercing his heart.

"Secretary Fu, don't be so realistic, it's really hurtful."

"A long time ago, lies and truth took a bath by the river. The lies were washed first, and they left wearing the clothes of the truth, but the truth refused to wear the clothes of the lies. Accept Chi Guoguo's truth." Fu Miaozhu said solemnly.

"Master, you are the man who will be in charge of the Ling Group in the future. You must have assistants who tell the truth by your side, so that you can make progress."

"That makes sense." Ling Chen nodded, and immediately asked: "Secretary Fu, are you wearing underwear?"

Fu Miaozhu blushed: "Master, this kind of problem"

"I am the man who will be in charge of the Ling Group in the future. I must have assistants who tell the truth by my side, so that I can make progress." Ling Chen interrupted her, very serious.

Hehe, let me tell you the truth, now you've fallen into the pit!
Fu Miaozhu pursed her lips, leaned into Ling Chen's ear and whispered, "No clothes."

"What color? High waist or low waist? Skinny or... wait, no wear?"

Fu Miaozhu blushed and said, "Well, I don't wear anything except a bathrobe after I take a shower."

"Then would you like to show me?"

"No!"

Ling Chen frowned: "Secretary Fu, I will be the man who will be in charge of the Ling Group in the future. I must have assistants who tell the truth by my side, so that I can make progress."

"I would like to!"

"Bah, rascal, how upright am I, Ling? Would I do such a nasty thing?" Ling Chen turned his face and said to the maids: "Secretary Fu and I are leaving first, you guys play here slowly Bar."

As he said that, he raised his hand to Fu Miaozhu: "Let's go, Secretary Fu, let's go to the trampoline in the room, it's purely for entertainment."

"Oh..." Fu Miaozhu's cheeks were burning bright red, and she slowly followed behind Ling Chen.

When he reached the room, Ling Chen closed the door and slammed her against the wall with his backhand.

"Secretary Fu, shall we start now?"

"This." Fu Miaozhu opened his mouth, but he couldn't speak, and he simply closed it again, the roots of his ears were gradually dyed cherry red, and he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.

"Don't be so nervous, I'll take it easy." Ling Chen brushed Fu Miaozhu's hair and winked: "Go to bed."

"Master, I...I need to prepare."

"Well, it's the first time you do this kind of thing, you have to be prepared." Ling Chen nodded and immediately warmed up.

After 3 minutes, he took off his shoes and went to bed.

"Secretary Fu, come quickly, don't waste time."

"Ah? All right?" Fu Miaozhu stepped onto the bed, her face still a little shy, like a late blooming flower hiding behind green leaves and not daring to show her face.

Facing Ling Chen, her cheeks were flushed, her eyes were darting around without focus, her fingers were subconsciously touching the hem of her clothes, and she just wanted to open her mouth but didn't know what to say, her lips opened and closed, but she couldn't make a sound.

"Secretary Fu, what are you doing lying down?"

"Young master, didn't you say you wanted that?"

"The trampoline does not need to lie down. It refers to two people standing on both sides of the bed. First, A jumps vigorously to let B bounce up, and then B falls with the help of potential energy, controls the strength, bounces A up, and then A falls and bounces B up. Do you understand?"

"Ah???" Fu Miaozhu was stunned.

"Then you said it lightly before, and you have to prepare for the first time."

"The reason why I want to be lighter is because I am heavier than you. If you push too hard, you will jump out of the bed. The first time you have to prepare because the trampoline is a technical and dangerous job. It needs to be warmed up in advance. It will twist to the waist, feet and other parts."

"So that's how it is. I thought you wanted to."

"You don't think of me as that kind of lustful person, do you?"

"I"

"Tui, you pervert with impure thoughts!"

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