In the dream, after a hundred times of wall-dong school belle, she was teased back by the school bel

Mu Feng glanced around in surprise, and asked, "Are you using your nine years of experience as a bookworm to sum it up?"

"correct."

Four eyes nodded, with a look of course: "The plots in the novel are all kinds of strange and diverse, and each book is a world. Although I have not set foot in society, I have traveled thousands of worlds and experienced countless worlds. After this experience, nothing can escape my sharp and wise eyes."

While speaking, he pointed to his eyes.

"Wrong, you have four eyes." The fat man corrected.

"roll!"

The aura of the four eyes finally gathered, broke the defense instantly, and glared at him angrily.

Mu Feng took a serious look around, and now he is not sure whether this guy is really guessing based on the plot in the novel, or relying on his own IQ analysis.

"Okay, don't worry about this matter."

Mufeng smiled, took out three woodcarvings and put them on the desk, and said, "Come on, one for each of you, the woodcarvings I carved according to your zodiac signs have the effect of warding off evil spirits. Apart from taking a bath, even with your girlfriend I have to wear it on my body when I fight in bed."

The fat man and the three looked at the three wood carvings, and their consciousness was instantly drawn into their artistic conception.

A group of evil spirits and fierce ghosts swarmed from all directions, trying to devour them.

That scene was even scarier than a ghost movie, and it shocked the three of them.

At this moment, two red horses and a red snake appeared in their artistic conception with dazzling rays of light, scaring all the ghosts out of their wits.

The artistic conception disappeared, and the three of them woke up one after another.

"Madman, did you carve this? Why didn't I know you still have such abilities?" the hunk asked in surprise.

Mu Feng smiled and said, "I'm bored, so I learned one more skill."

The hunk: "..."

Fatty: "..."

Four Eyes: "..."

Listening to this, I really deserve a beating.

Before Mu Feng was able to draw a painting that drew people's consciousness into the artistic conception, it had already made them feel unbelievable, but now they are playing with sculpture again?
The fat man looked at the wood carving and asked, "Madman, this wood carving shouldn't be cheaper than the pictures you painted, right?"

It also has artistic conception, and the price should not be much different.

"Almost." Mu Feng didn't hide anything, and the three of them were not fools, so they could guess the value of the wood carving.

"I'm too embarrassed to accept such a valuable thing."

As he spoke, a wretched smile appeared on the fat man's face: "Madman, look at how much my body is worth, I'll give it to you."

"roll!"

Mu Feng said angrily: "Give you to me, and want me to raise you with delicious food and drink? Fatty, you have a good plan."

"Eh? Did you discover all of this?"

The fat man glanced at Mu Feng in surprise, picked up the zodiac horse wooden carving, and said with a chuckle: "After my appraisal, the lunatic has not been blinded by love, and he is not stupid."

As he spoke, he put the wooden carving of the horse of the zodiac around his neck, and muttered, "Will I be able to see ghosts by wearing this thing? Is there a chance to find a female ghost... Hehe."

Mu Feng rolled his eyes, it's so fucking wretched.

"Fatty, turn your head around."

The macho said suddenly.

Hearing the words, the fat man subconsciously turned his head and looked over.

"Hey, the front face appeared."

The hunk put the phone in his pocket with a smile, "Fatty, I've already recorded what you said earlier, if you don't want your family to know, you know what to do, right?"

"Fuck, hunk, you're so fucking insidious, delete it for me quickly." The fat man was furious and rushed over to grab the phone.

The hunk is the basketball captain in the class, he is very agile, he dashes left and right in the dormitory, he just doesn't let the fat man catch him, he is so angry that the fat man yelled and vowed to lose weight.

Siyan picked up the zodiac snake wood carving, put it on his neck, looked at Mufeng and said, "Madman, I seriously doubt that you have obtained the ancient inheritance. To be honest, are you cultivating immortality?"

"Four Eyes, you have been harmed by novels, if I can cultivate immortality, am I still wasting my time here?" Mu Feng said angrily.

"Cultivators play in the world, and it's not like there are no novels."

Four eyes muttered, and a wretched smile gradually appeared on his face: "As the saying goes, one person can ascend to heaven. After you become a fairy, help me refine a bottle of elixir and a bottle of golden gun. That's it. I can taste all the beauties in the world, and I can leave a legend of my unrestrained romance in every era."

"..."

Mu Feng rolled his eyes, and spit out two words angrily: "Scumbag."

"I also want!"

The fierce man rushed over, put the wooden horse carving of the zodiac around his neck, and shook Mufeng's hand, "Crazy brother, when you become a fairy, make me a bottle of elixir, and then pass on your basketball skills to me. Me, so that I can make it to the NBA and become the only basketball player who never retires in ancient and modern China and abroad."

"Crazy brother, and me."

The fat man also rushed over, pulled Mufeng's other hand to shake, and said coquettishly: "Crazy brother, when you become a fairy, make me a bottle of marrow washing pill or something, so that I can be reborn and become a peerless beauty. You can stun beautiful women, and with a tick of your fingers, countless beautiful women will throw themselves into your arms."

"..."

A big man with a height of 1.9 meters and a fat man all over his body are pulling your arm from left to right and acting like a baby. Who can stand it?
Mu Feng had goose bumps all over his body, and his teeth were chattering.

So fucking disgusting.

"I can't help you with immortality, but I can give you some pointers on other requirements."

Mu Feng said with a smile: "The golden gun that the four eyes want does not fall, it is actually very simple. You just hang a stone of suitable weight on your gun every day, and throw it seven to 49 times. Then gradually increase the stone. weight. When you can throw a stone weighing three catties up 49 times, then you will be able to survive the golden gun.”

He looked at Mufeng with four eyes, then looked down at the position where the gun was hidden, and fell into deep thought.

Is this really useful?

"Macho, I can teach you basketball skills right now. Whether you can learn it or not depends on your talent."

After finishing speaking, Mufeng looked at the fat man again, and said with a smile: "As for you, with your five senses, even if I become a fairy, I can't help you. The only thing that can help you is Face Changing Kingdom. Go, kid, go there When you come back from the face-changing country, you are a beautiful boy."

"..."

Fatty stared at Mufeng, and said seriously: "Crazy, I suspect you are scolding me."

"No, no, I'm sincerely giving you advice." Mu Feng said with a smile.

"is it?"

The fat man looked at Mu Feng suspiciously, picked up the mirror and looked carefully, and muttered: "The facial features are pretty good."

After playing around for a while, the four of them watched a few more nights. It was around eleven o'clock before they turned off the lights for a rest.

And Mufeng, amidst the three thunderous snores, was thinking about his dream tonight.

Then Chu Yunxiang was quite stubborn, he could still persist after having such a disgusting nightmare for two consecutive days.

I must give him some exciting news tonight, exciting.