Siheyuan: Shocked!The system rewards the twins directly

Liu Guangtian thought that Jiang Chen was afraid of him, so he went home with his tail between his legs! ! !
He knew that Jiang Chen was still that cowardly and soft guy, and he never changed.

Jiang Chen was not timid, he was just worried that after using the bad luck talisman on Liu Guangtian, if the effect was too good and it would hurt him, an innocent person, he should run away as soon as possible.

Liu Guangtian wanted to vent his anger by cursing a few more words, but suddenly his stomach gurgled.

This is?It is necessary to change the rhythm.

He couldn't care less about scolding Jiang Chen, and immediately ran to the toilet, holding his butt while running, if he pulled his pants down, it would have the same effect as eating shit.

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As soon as Jiang Chen came home, he saw his younger sister Jiang Yi and Lou Xiaoe huddled by the stove, one washing vegetables and the other chopping them. The division of labor was quite clear.

There were still five plates on the dinner table, all of which were prepared dishes, and they were still busy with other things, there must be more than five dishes tonight.

"This is?" In Jiang Chen's memory, it was the first time for Jiang Yi to buy so many vegetables home. She is not usually a big spender.

But no matter what, Jiang Chen was quite moved, even though the person who paid him was his sister.

He pretended to be modest and said: "Isn't it just that I have passed the eighth-level fitter exam, you are too exaggerated." Turning around, he will be gossiped by the neighbors again.

Jiang Yi: "..."

Lou Xiaoe: "..."

"Well, Jiang Chen, I went to the street office today, and they helped me handle the divorce procedures. Although Xu Damao was still locked up by the security department, considering his special situation, the street office directly handled the divorce for me."

Lou Xiaoe pointed at the dishes on the table with some embarrassment: "I bought these all to celebrate my return to freedom starting today."

Jiang Chen: "..."

Fortunately, Lou Xiao'e was quite clever, and immediately added: "Of course, it's also to celebrate your passing the eighth-level fitter examination, otherwise we wouldn't have prepared so many dishes."

"That's right, bro, celebrating two things at the same time today is considered double happiness." Jiang Yi, a clever little ghost, hurriedly echoed.

Jiang Chen: "..." Is this how Double Happiness is used?

However, he did not expect that Lou Xiaoe's efficiency was quite high, and the divorce was settled in the blink of an eye.

In fact, Lou Xiaoe seldom does housework. As a capitalist lady, she really doesn't know much.

But Jiang Chen could tell that she was trying her best to show her best side in front of him.

It's just that Luo Hua intends to be ruthless, so she will probably be disappointed.

The three were talking and laughing while preparing dinner, one was washing the vegetables, the other was chopping them, and Jiang Chen was in charge of cooking. The whole scene was indescribably harmonious.

At this moment, a loud voice suddenly came from outside the courtyard: "It's not good, Liu Guangtian fell into the cesspit."

He was obviously calling for help, but no matter how he heard it, he could feel that... there was a spirit of eating melon in this cry for help.

Jiang Chen: "..." The bad luck talisman was really powerful, and it worked so quickly.

What he didn't know was that the doom charm actually worked on the spot.

"Brother...that..." Jiang Yi was a little hesitant, wondering if he should join in the excitement before dinner.

Jiang Chen put down the uncooked dishes, and directly extinguished the stove: "Go if you want." Just in time, he was also a little curious about the power of the doom talisman.

Lou Xiao'e had already heard Jiang Yi say that Liu Guangtian was almost forced to eat shit, and she still felt that Jiang Chen was too kind, how could he let Liu Guangtian go.

She thought that this matter was going to be changed, but it turned out that she was waiting here!
See, God is still open, so don't swear or make random bets.

When the three of them rushed to the public toilet, the three circles inside and three circles outside were full of people.

Jiang Chen: "..." Are you afraid of being smoked to death?

"Help, someone give me a hand, hurry up, someone come here." Liu Guangtian almost yelled out his throat, but no one stepped forward to give him a hand.

Laughing to death, no matter what, there is no clean spot on Liu Guangtian's body, it's all shit!
Even if there are other ways to save people from shit, everyone ignores it for the time being.

"Help me, someone will give me a hand." Liu Guangtian yelled helplessly, one after another, everyone was so happy to hear it.

The second uncle hadn't come home yet, and the second aunt went shopping, and there was only Liu Guangfu left at home. When he hurried over, Liu Guangtian had already eaten several mouthfuls of shit.

He cursed angrily: "Liu Guangfu, did you... vomit... deliberately... vomit... quickly pull me up!"

Liu Guangfu took several steps back in fright.

Others: "..." Uh, although, it's understandable. Anyone who saw this battle would have to retreat dozens of miles in fright.

"Liu Guangtian, you really mean what you say. You still fulfilled the agreement to eat shit. I respect you for being a man." Silly Zhu is not a big deal, so he has to live his mouth at this time.

"Silly... vomit... Is it you? You were the only one in the toilet just now." Liu Guangtian really hated Silly, Jiang Chen didn't care about this bet, he insisted on helping others, crazy !
"Are you fucking out of your mind?" Silly Zhu was not happy when he heard it. He just went to the third grandpa's house to give gifts, and just happened to come to the toilet, so he was inexplicably blamed.

Liu Guangtian knew that now was not the time to argue with Shazhu, and when he went up, there would be Shazhu to look at.

So, he looked at Liu Guangfu again: "Guangfu, quickly pull me up." This time, his tone was obviously not as hot as before, but rather gentle, and he didn't know if it was because he ate shit or he had already arrived. Verge of exhaustion.

Liu Guangfu refused in his heart, but what can he do, the one in the cesspit is his brother, if he doesn't even save his brother, then he will have to be scolded to death by his neighbors in the future.

Reputation is very important these days. To find a job partner, you have to have a good reputation. If you have a bad reputation, who will introduce you to a job, and who will introduce you to a partner?

Finally, after a complicated psychological struggle, Liu Guangfu finally extended his hand to Liu Guangtian.

Liu Guangtian used to put both hands on the wall of the cesspit, but now he put one hand on the wall of the cesspit and grabbed Liu Guangfu's outstretched hand with the other, trying to climb up with the other's strength.

But in the next second, Liu Guangtian thumped and fell directly under the cesspit, still the kind of being overwhelmed.

Everyone gasped: "..." He... Will he drown in shit?
"Gulu Gulu..." After a bubbling meal, Liu Guangtian finally climbed up again.

He seemed to have completely resigned himself to his fate, and his whole body seemed extremely calm: "Guangfu, give me another hand."

Liu Guangfu thought that Liu Guangtian would curse angrily, but now this attitude made him a little nervous: "You, you, are you okay?"

Liu Guangtian: "..." As long as you are not blind, you can tell that he is very bad!