Siheyuan: Arrest sticks at the beginning, awaken the god-level system

Kicking his legs a few times, Xu Damao wanted to break free from He Yuzhu's bloated body, but he was severely punched several times, and two streams of blood gushed out of his nose immediately.

After the blood streaked across his lips, it dripped on his scarf that had been worn for many years, making it sticky to wear. If it was combined with Xu Damao's crying expression, it would make anyone who saw it feel sad. Those who heard it wept.

Of course, He Yuzhu is definitely not in this category. As a happy friend for so many years, he has developed a habit. As long as Xu Damao is unlucky, he will be happy, otherwise he will have trouble sleeping and eating. set up.

There is no way, the beams between the two families have been knotted since childhood. He Yuzhu still remembers that at that time, he often bullied Xu Damao, who was thin and thin, because of his height. bamboo.

Obviously Xu Damao's sharp eyes noticed it first, but He Yuzhu struck first, pushed Xu Damao staggered, and stuffed himself in his pocket happily. It's not a way to always be bullied, but when it comes to boxing skills, Xu Damao is not an opponent.

At that time, Xu Damao was more cowardly than he is now, and he didn’t dare to say anything when he was bullied. He lay in bed at night and groaned, seeing that no one was paying attention to him, so he started howling and crying. The more he cried, the more addicted he became. It was unlucky for the baby to cry, and after trying to persuade him several times to no avail, he simply picked up his broken shoes and dealt Xu Damao hard.

The broken shoe landed on the buttocks, and it was hot and painful, but Xu Damao really came up with a bad idea for this stimulation.

Don't you, He Yuzhu, like to grab firecrackers that don't explode?Then I'll make a few for you to grab, let you grab enough, and it's best to blow you up, you bastard.

Just do what you said, with a countermeasure in mind, Xu Damao stopped crying, but rummaged through the boxes, and found a few particularly powerful cannonballs. very long.

Then connect these special firecrackers to the long firecrackers that will be set off on the second day of the Chinese New Year. In order to prevent those special firecrackers from exploding early, he also took extra care to attach the long firecrackers at the end .

When it was time for the New Year's Eve dinner the next day, Xu's father, who was kept in the dark, went to the door to set off firecrackers as usual. As a result, the firecrackers had just been blown up, and the smoke hadn't even cleared. He Yuzhu and Xu Damao, two unlucky children, rushed to Pick up firecrackers.

He knew what he was doing, so Xu Damao let He Yuzhu deliberately, and refused to pick it up just by shouting.

Seeing this scene, He Yuzhu thought that Xu Damao was afraid of him, so he didn't dare to compete with him. He was very happy, and he didn't have time to see if it was lit, so he stuffed all the firecrackers into his trouser pocket.

"Da Mao, you are wise this time, you know let me wait, otherwise, when my house sets off firecrackers, I will ask you to grab it in advance, and then we will see who grabs the most, and then at night when the second uncle is squatting in the pit, Throw them all into the latrine."

He Yuzhu patted Xu Damao on the shoulder pretending to be righteous, and just wanted to discuss with his playmate what to do in the evening.

As a result, under Xu Damao's expectant eyes, those firecrackers exploded in his trouser pockets with great force.

"Boom, boom! Boom!

"Wow!"

The first three sounds were the muffled sound of firecrackers exploding in trouser pockets.

The last sound was He Yuzhu's wailing scream.

Because he grows fast, and there is no woman in the house to help him manage it, every time He Daqing makes clothes for him, he always makes him a few sizes bigger habitually, which makes the trouser pocket for things always loose .

A few firecrackers went into his trouser pockets, but they exploded mercilessly. He Yuzhu only felt a heart-piercing pain coming from his little sparrow, and then touched it with his hand belatedly to confirm the sparrow's pain. After being injured, he rolled on the ground.

He Daqing, who was pinching his waist to watch the fun, saw his son who was alive and kicking just now, suddenly lying on the ground like a soft-legged shrimp, and immediately realized that something was wrong, and hurried over to He Yuzhu to help him up, but this unlucky child was already in pain. Can't tell.

He could only point at the little bird, and then at Xu Damao, who was gloating beside him. The meaning couldn't be more obvious. Xu Damao stuffed the firecracker into his crotch to blow him up on purpose.

Although He Daqing didn't care much about He Dazhu, he was still his own son, so he quickly took off He Yuzhu's pants and took a look, and found that the little bird was swollen badly, and even emitted a few wisps of green smoke.

"Haha, He Yuzhu, let's see if you still want to grab my firecracker this time. I deliberately made the fuse of the firecracker extremely long. Will it blow you up now? You deserve it!"

Xu Damao was also young at the time, so he didn't realize the seriousness of the matter at all. He just thought He Yuzhu's embarrassment was very funny, so he didn't guard against He Daqian's stinky face.

"Xu Damao, you bastard who hurt your conscience, today you, Uncle He, beat out your shit from yesterday!"

He Daqing himself was a stupid person, and he didn't care about being shameless, so he grabbed Xu Damao who was laughing next to him, and kicked Xu Damao hard at the place where Xu Damao was allowed to sit in the crotch.

This kick definitely has the power to shake the world and weep ghosts and gods. It made Xu Damao pass out on the spot in pain. After it was over, He Daqing even punched Xiao Queque a few more times before throwing Xu Damao to Xu's house like trash. the door.

With such a vicious method, even He Yuzhu was dumbfounded, as if he had forgotten the pain of being tortured by firecrackers before.

That night, He Yuzhu covered the bird with eggs for a long time, and tossed and tossed it until the middle of the night, before he couldn't bear the glutton's brain, and stuffed the whole egg into his stomach.

That night, Xu Damao, who woke up leisurely, couldn't get out of his urination. His mother poured two big teapots of water, which made a lot of bloody urine, and he urinated until he collapsed.
That night, He Daqing experienced for the first time what it was like to have a bruised nose and a swollen face. Xu's parents and Xu's mother went into battle together, beating him up like a steamed bun.

That night, after five years, the second uncle was finally able to squat safely on the New Year's Eve. Although his legs were numb and he wanted to get up, he realized that he seemed to have forgotten to bring toilet paper...

"He Yuzhu, Xu Damao, what are you two doing in there? Hurry up and open the door. Later, Deputy Director Li and Section Chief Lu will come to check on your situation. I advise you not to feel uncomfortable because of nothing, and you will be troubled by the time. Get scolded!"

The two were stalemate together, but suddenly there were shouts from two members of the security department outside the door. Because the toilet door was locked, they couldn't push it open after a long time of tossing, so they could only kick their feet resentfully, hoping that He Yuzhu would Don't know what's good or bad.

"Someone is here! I knew Section Chief Lu would not forget me. The brothers outside the door came and rescued me quickly. This guy Sha Zhu beat his comrades for no reason, and he got the stolen goods. Hurry up and save me!"

Zhi Leng raised his ears, and when Xu Damao heard that there were reinforcements brought by him outside the door, he became excited instantly, and regardless of He Yuzhu still sitting on him, he proudly spat bloody spit on He Yuzhu's face: " Silly Zhu, you're finished!"