Siheyuan: Arrest sticks at the beginning, awaken the god-level system

Lu Yunsheng already had a preliminary understanding of the effects of the bad luck halo. It could be said that as long as he wore the bad luck halo, he would be like a broom star, and even drink saliva that would choke him to death.

What's more, the halo of bad luck has a range. It starts to radiate around the wearer, and the specific range is very vague. Even Lu Yunsheng, the culprit, doesn't know what the effective range is.

All in all, before the halo of bad luck takes full effect, Lu Yunsheng can only keep a respectful distance from the stick.

After all, if he read it right just now, Xu Damao was still clutching his crotch when he spoke, and when he remembered the system prompt before, he was in so much pain that he was in a state of motherhood.

Lu Yunsheng instantly understood the inhuman pain the other party had endured before. After the corner of his mouth twitched, Lu Yunsheng waved his hand, signaling Xu Damao who had been hiding behind him to come out quickly.

"Don't keep hiding. Now that the people are the masters of the country, there are rules for everything. With me here, He Yuzhu will never attack you anyway. Don't worry, because of my special relationship with him. Deliberately favoring him."

Xu Damao laughed a few times when he heard the words, and glanced awkwardly at He Yushui who was glaring at him next to him: "Well, Sergeant Lu, I have no objection to you and me, it's about He Yuzhu stealing chickens, we must There must be an explanation, otherwise we will live under the same roof, lose chickens today, and maybe lose money and bicycles tomorrow, alas, by the way, it seems that He Yushui’s bicycles seem to be second-hand bought from no one knows where.”

"Xu Damao don't shit and pee everywhere, you'd better keep your mouth clean. What is stealing? Talk nonsense, and I'll cut you!"

When He Yuzhu heard that Xu Damao was still insinuating about his own home, and even involving He Yushui's second-hand bicycle, he immediately burst into flames and cursed.

You must know that the crime of stealing is not a trivial matter. Before the matter was settled, Xu Damao directly pushed the responsibility on He Yuzhu. The bad influence caused was not as simple as poking the spine in the back.

"Okay, Xu Damao, don't be so annoying when you talk. When the whole courtyard will isolate you, it will be difficult for you to move forward. It's better to leave a way out for yourself."

Lu Yunsheng also understood why Xu Damao used He Yushui's broken bicycle as an example. After all, the price of bicycles is not cheap now, and the price can be fired up to more than 300 yuan at the highest price stage, and it is still at the level where there is no market for the price.

Like some rural areas with a relatively low level of development, local people assemble their own bicycles to ride, and even pretend to make a license plate by themselves. Although the appearance is not satisfactory, the key is that there are two wheels that can walk, and that is enough.

People in the city do not have the corresponding industrial certificates, and it is also difficult to buy them with money. In the entire courtyard, only Xu Damao and his wife have brand-new bicycles, a permanent brand and a Feige brand.

As for the two broken bicycles of He Yushui and the third master, they were bought from the black market at a low price, which would naturally give Xu Damao an excuse.

"Xu Damao, didn't you rely on Lou Xiao'e's nepotism to buy the bicycle, so there is no need to show off here, it's time to go home for dinner, go home for dinner, and when everyone is here after dinner, we will hold a general meeting to discuss this matter! "

The second uncle was watching the two people quarreling with relish. It would be more perfect if there were melon seeds and peanuts, but unexpectedly, the two of them were arguing and suddenly brought the topic to the bicycle.

Immediately, the second uncle couldn't sit still. As we all know, his family didn't have a bicycle, and the third uncle Yan Bugui usually showed off in front of him, but now that Xu Damao spoke like this, it really pierced his heart.

"Come on, you, you can't even control your two boys, so don't mess around with this matter. A fitter dreams of being an official fan all day long, and he doesn't feel ashamed!"

Xu Damao looked at the second uncle with contempt, and he didn't show any affection for him when he spoke. If you want to talk about the three uncles, in Xu Damao's eyes, they are actually toilet paper.

When it is useful, it can be negotiated with nice words, and when it is used up, it is directly thrown into the trash can without mercy.

Now that Lu Yunsheng was taking care of him, Xu Damao didn't need to unite with the second uncle to counter He Yuzhu, so he instantly became confident.

"You, you, Xu Damao, what are you talking about? You, a little projectionist, are not much taller than me. You are still crossing rivers and tearing down bridges. What a pitiful effort just now!"

The second uncle was trembling with fat all over his body. If he hadn't known that his physical fitness was inferior to Xu Damao's, he would have sprayed his saliva on the other person's face.

"Hey, don't look down on projectionists. You don't have any knowledge reserves. You can't be a job if you want to. I can often contact the leaders. Can you do it as a fitter? Let alone a cook!"

Thinking of the second uncle's job as a fitter, thinking of his job in the publicity department, and the relatively easy job of this projectionist, Xu Damao now looks very proud.

The whole person even raised his head slightly. When talking to the second uncle, he wished to raise his head to the sky. What he said meant the same thing. There are many people who don't like me. Who are you?

"Xu Damao, please be polite to me. I am the second uncle of the whole hospital. Don't forget that you are not polite. You may beg me when the time comes."

Seeing his wife anxiously opening his hands at the door, the second uncle didn't bother to continue arguing with Xu Damao. After waving his hands angrily, he prepared to go home for dinner.

He could vaguely hear his muttering and laughing.

"You deserve to be extinct, Xu Damao. It's purely God's eyes. You are a bad person with pus on the soles of your feet. You don't deserve children at all!"

The voice fell into the ears of everyone, and Xu Damao immediately turned pale with anger: "Officer Lu, did you hear that? This guy is disrespectful and insults comrades casually. I didn't care about his age, so I taught him a lesson. !"

"Okay, Xu Damao, I know who you are, don't cause trouble anymore, it's time to go home and have dinner, and after the meal, there will be a general meeting of the whole hospital, and then I will solve the problem of stealing chickens for you!"

Lu Yunsheng glanced at Xu Damao expressionlessly. If he remembered correctly, Lou Xiaoe became pregnant soon after spending the night with He Yuzhu.

So, the real infertility problem has nothing to do with Lou Xiaoe, but Xu Damao's problem.

"By the way, Xu Damao, go to the hospital for a check-up when you have time, it's best to see the old Chinese doctor!"

As soon as Xu Damao took Lou Xiao'e to the door of his house, Lu Yunsheng reminded him meaningfully.

This guy blushed with anger on the spot, and he was bitter for a long time, but he didn't dare to say any curse words to Lu Yunsheng.

He just kicked open the door fiercely, and scolded Lou Xiao'e, who came in without knowing it, "What are you still doing? You can't even look at a chicken, so hurry home and cook, and find the chicken thief after eating!" "