The whole family is a villain

Qin Yu withdrew his hand with a strange expression, glanced at the uncle's clothes, and finally spread his small hands.

"You and I are destined. Sincerely five yuan, let's talk about it after giving it. I will never lie."

The man looked at him strangely, was amused, and didn't say much, just took five yuan out of his pocket and gave it to him.

"Okay, I'll give it to you!"

Anyway, it was only five yuan, not hundreds or thousands, so he just had to see what the kid who swears by it can come up with in the end!
Touching the five yuan in his hand, Qin Yu was moved for a second.

Although it was small, it was the money he earned with his skills!

Go back and buy a [-]-cent popsicle for Ms. Fang.

After collecting the money, Qin Yu looked at the man and said with a stern face, "Uncle, you will be bitten by a dog today. You will be bitten by a dog on the street. It's very miserable. You will be stripped of your trousers in public, and you will still be wearing pink underwear. So I advise Uncle not to wander the streets today."

man:!
Eyes wide open suddenly, Sun Zhiwei blurted out just one sentence.

"How do you know the pink panties I'm wearing!"

Onlookers:  …

Several pairs of eyeballs just fell down in unison, falling on Sun Zhiwei's indescribable parts in a very tacit understanding.

Qin Yu silently covered Tang Yuanmei's eyes.

Unsightly, children should not watch it.

Sun Zhiwei lowered his head, grabbed his waistband, and growled in embarrassment: "What are you looking at! Where are you looking! My pants are still on!"

cough cough cough.

Pants can't fall off, who's to say it's good.

What if he is the height of the underwear, the belt is not fastened, the zipper is not closed, and it happens to be seen by the children?
That's what I thought in my mind, but I definitely wouldn't say it just like that. The crowd eating melons is still a bit of quality.

It's their respective moves, a little bit more lively.

Sun Zhiwei is actually very confident about his underpants.

After all, he is a big man who likes pink.

A man likes pink, in the eyes of some prejudiced people, it is challenging the secular concept!

A man who likes pink is not a man at all!

So unmasculine!
So Sun Zhiwei never dared to show his preferences, usually he could only secretly like them, even his family didn't know, for fear of being ridiculed by the people in the town.

Like wearing pink underwear, if Sun Zhiwei wears it, he hides it very tightly every time he goes out!
Therefore, it is absolutely impossible to have a high panty set or a loose belt!

Sun Zhiwei touched the waistband of his trousers and looked at Qin Yu suspiciously, "Where did you see my underwear?"

Do you think what he said was false?

Qin Yu smiled, "Uncle, think about it yourself. Since you went out to now, do you think I have a chance to see it? My mother said that peeping is not a good habit."

So he doesn't do this wretched job.

Sun Zhiwei thought about it carefully, and found that what the kid said was right.

Didn't he just come out of the house, his pants are in good condition and haven't been moved at all, there is no possibility for this kid to pull his pants to peek!
Is it blind?

Sun Zhiwei doesn't believe in fortune-telling.

Qin Yu didn't care whether the other party believed it or not.

He spoke so clearly, if this uncle didn't believe it, wouldn't he still have to follow him as a bodyguard all the time?It's a matter of money and goods.

And be.

In fact, this uncle was unlucky enough to be bitten by a dog on the buttocks, and then accidentally stripped his pants by the dog, and then unfortunately ran all over the street with blood, it's not a big deal!
At least people are still alive.

Anyway, it's not him who is ashamed...

Seeing that the uncle still looked suspicious, Qin Yu raised his head and asked with a smile, "Uncle, do you have anything else to do?"

He is not in charge of after-sales.

Sun Zhiwei hesitated to speak.

How could it be okay!

The fact that he was wearing pink underwear was exposed, and the group of old men around could hear it clearly. When the time came to open their mouths, wouldn't everyone in the town know it?
How could he be fine!
This is his privacy!

The truth must be found!
Qin Yu really didn't expect this uncle to think so much in a few seconds.

After all, to be honest, although it is a bit awkward for a man to wear pink underwear, who stipulates that men cannot wear pink underwear!The law does not say that men wear it to break the law!

Moreover.

In fact, everyone really doesn’t have that much free time. Many people’s lives are in a mess. How can they have so much time to care about other people’s affairs?At most, it was a surprise when I heard it for the first time.

Seeing this uncle's constipated and hard-to-talk expression, Qin Yu understood.

"Uncle, don't worry, as long as you don't hang around with a cigarette on the street today, the dog will never bite you!"

Isn't he just worried about being bitten? He said it so sincerely. If this uncle still hangs out on the street, there is nothing to do.

Qin Yu wanted to add a few more words of persuasion, but Queen Fang and Wang Chen, who had finished shopping quickly at the other end, had already come over.

Tang Yuanmei's sharp eyes saw her father and immediately pulled up Qin Yu's clothes.

"Brother, Dad, Dad is here."

Qin Yu turned his head and looked in the direction she pointed, just in time to see Ms. Fang looking at him.

Those eyes seemed to be catching someone.

Ok.

With his mother in front, he, Qin Banxian, has to close the stall.

You will be beaten when you are late.

Qin Yu took Tang Yuanmei's meaty paws, and gave Uncle Fen Underpants and the old lady on the small bench one last word of advice before leaving.

"Uncle, don't hang around on the street today! Remember! Grandma, you are really fine these few days! Trust me! Well, it's fate to meet, and I have something else to do, everyone is destined to see you again!"

After speaking, without giving anyone a chance to respond, Qin Yu grabbed Tang Yuanmei and trotted away.

The cameraman followed suit.

"Hey, you!"

After reacting, Sun Zhiwei wanted to stop him, but he saw the two children running in front of a couple, talking and laughing.

This is the child's parents looking for it.

I felt that I was cheated of five yuan by the brat, but Sun Zhiwei is not a stingy and hypocritical person, so the five yuan should be regarded as spending money to treat the child to eat candy.

As soon as Qin Yu left, Blind Sun immediately stood up, ready to continue the previous topic with the old lady.

There were only a few onlookers, and I was a little curious about what the children said before.

They asked Sun Zhiwei.

"Are you really wearing pink panties?"

Sun Zhiwei's face turned green, and he denied it flatly, "How is it possible, I'm a big man!"

He didn't remember the fact that he indirectly admitted before.

The elders smiled very mysteriously, and wisely did not expose him, only discussing Qin Yu's matter.

"How did the kid know that?"

"The two should not know each other."

"That boy, are you really going to be bitten by a dog?"

How did Sun Zhiwei know!

Not wanting to discuss this matter, Sun Zhiwei waved his hands and prepared to leave.

"Okay, sir, there's nothing to say about this matter, don't discuss it, let's go."

It's okay, what are you talking about pink pants!