Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking

Jia family.

Jia Zhang's earth-shattering cry woke up everyone in the room.

"Mom, what's the matter with you? You woke up so early in the morning." Qin Huairu frowned, feeling his head buzzing.

"I feel that something furry got some water on my face?" After Jia Zhang finished speaking, she reached out and touched her cheek, which was indeed wet.

No need to put it on the nose to smell, there is a foul smell.

Jia Zhang stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, only to feel a stench mixed with the smell of urine.

"Bah, bah, bah—!"

She quickly spit on the ground a few mouthfuls.

Qin Huairu looked at the saliva on the ground with disgust: "Mom, why are you spitting on the ground? There are three children in this family!"

"Huairu, why does my face smell like urine?" Jia Zhang looked up at Qin Huairu suspiciously.

"No way?! Let me see."

So, Qin Huairu leaned forward to smell it, and it really smelled like urine.

Qin Huairu turned to look at Xiaodang and Xiaohuaihua who were still on the bed, and then at Banggen.

I saw that the stick had already got up and was squatting on the ground playing marbles.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang's expressions changed, thinking of something together.

"Bang, did you piss on your grandma's face?" Qin Huairu said sharply.

Jia Zhang was also unhappy, staring at BangGong and said, "BangGeng, I'm your grandma, how could you treat me like this."

BangGou looked confused: "Mom, grandma, I don't have one!"

Qin Huairu suddenly became angry, got up from the bed, went to the wall to pick up the broom.

He grabbed BangGong's arm, picked up the broom handle, and slapped BangGong's buttocks: "You child, you really haven't hit the house for three days. How can you play tricks on people like this?"

"Huairu, just swear a few words, don't break the child, and go to school later!" Seeing Qin Huairu being beaten with a stick, Jia Zhang couldn't help feeling distressed.

"Mom, it's all like this, you can't do without beating." Qin Huairu said while sweeping the broom on the stick.

The stick was in pain, feeling wronged, and fled around the table at home, opening his mouth and crying as he fled: "Mom, I didn't, I was wronged!"

"I told you to be stubborn and lie! If you don't let your memory grow today, you haven't learned it yet." Qin Huairu chased and beat her with a broom.

Stick had no choice but to open the door and escape.

Qin Huairu also followed out with a broom.

"Bang Terrier, stop for me!"

Many neighbors in the middle courtyard have risen.

Seeing Qin Huairu chasing and beating the stick, the aunt couldn't help persuading, "Why beat the child so early in the morning, don't break it."

"This kid is so naughty, he pissed on his grandma's face while we were all asleep." Qin Huairu said angrily.

Lin Aijun and Dan Xiaojiao, who had just left their own room and were about to go to Shazhu's room for breakfast, looked at each other, shook their heads and smiled.

The door of Shazhu's room was open, and Lin Aijun and his wife walked in.

Silly Zhu came out of the kitchen and put the breakfast in his hand on the table: "Brother Junzi, sister-in-law, sit down and eat quickly. Why is it so noisy in the courtyard?"

"Qin Huairu beat the child early in the morning, and his naughty pissed on his grandma's face." Lin Aijun said with a smile.

After hearing this, Silly Zhu couldn't help giving BangGeng a thumbs up, and said in a low voice, "BangGeng did a great job!"

Ran Qiuye saw it and couldn't help laughing and cursing: "Don't talk nonsense all day long, you deserve to be beaten!"

From time to time, there were screams of sticks in the courtyard.

"Mom, it's not me, ouch, ouch—!"

Jia Zhang in the room couldn't hear the wailing of the stick, and said to himself: "Don't hit too hard."

As he said that, he wanted to get up to take a look, so he reached for the bra on the bedside to wear.

When I picked it up, I saw that there were two holes in the two key points.

Jia Zhang's brain was buzzing instantly, and he cursed: "This kid, the bigger he gets, the more outrageous he is!"

She climbed out of bed, walked to the closet, opened the drawer, and was about to take out a new bra.

Picking up the flowery pants that were placed on the top, I saw that something was wrong, and there were several holes in the crotch.

So Mrs. Jia picked up her flowery underpants, and compared them with the hole in her bra, they were about the same size.

Putting down the floral pants in his hand, he took another bra from the drawer.

The same, the key parts are two big holes.

Soon Jiazhang rummaged through a drawer of underwear and bras, and found that none of them survived, and none of them could be worn.

His blood pressure soared instantly, and he immediately decided to join the ranks of beating children.

So with a bad bra in her left hand and a bad pair of pants in her right, she turned around and walked out with her waist stuck in her waist.

As soon as he turned around, he saw a pair of piercing black eyes staring at him on the table.

There was an extremely fat mouse on the table, with a piece of calico in its mouth, looking at him affectionately.

Mrs. Jia Zhang knew the floral cloth, it was on one of her floral pants.

In a blink of an eye, she understood what happened and screamed instantly.

"Ahhh-!"

This scream startled the mouse.

A gray shadow jumped out of the house and fled into the courtyard without a trace.

After seeing the mouse run away, Jia Zhang suddenly realized that the stick was really wronged.

So he didn't care to put down the bra and flowery pants in his hand, so he turned and came to the courtyard.

After Jia Zhang screamed, the neighbors in the middle courtyard poked their heads out one after another.

In the courtyard, Bang Geng fled in front, and Qin Huai Ru chased after him.

"Huairu, don't hit me, it wasn't caused by sticks!" Jia Zhang yelled, holding up the bra and panties that were bitten in his hands: "Look, my underwear is all bitten, it's a rat bite Bad. That piss was also sprinkled on my face by a mouse."

As soon as Jia Zhang's words came out, Qin Huairu really stopped, and followed Jia Zhang's hand to look over.

Neighbors also looked at Jia Zhang's underwear.

Sure enough, the key parts are full of holes.

Qin Huairu put down the broom in his hand, stepped forward and took a look: "It was really bitten by a mouse?"

"Really, I saw that mouse with my own eyes." As Jia Zhang said, he quickly waved to BangGong: "BangGeng, good boy, I have wronged you."

When the stick heard it, he was finally innocent.

So he immediately sat down on the ground and burst into tears: "I told you it wasn't me, and you still beat me!"

Qin Huairu glared at the stick: "Get up, I have to go to school later! I will exercise that morning."

Silly Zhu stared at Jia Zhang's all the time, shivering and shivering all over his body.

Seeing this, Lin Aijun said: "It's nothing, I just saw the old woman's underwear."

Silly Zhu: "No, I just imagined the picture of Aunt Jia wearing that underwear, my eyes are hot!"

Lin Aijun: "..."

Shazhu: "You said this mouse is really interesting!"

Lin Aijun: "How to say?"

Shazhu: "Isn't that what you mean to tell Aunt Jia to 'feed the rats'?!"

Lin Aijun: "You are also a talent!"