Siheyuan: Violently beat silly Zhu, starting from separation!

As soon as He Yang walked out of the bangs, he lost the target of his anger.

Can only be incompetent and furious in place!
Of course, Xu Damao's family is not much better.

Today at the rolling mill, Xu Damao was doing the real thing, having a big meal in the public toilet.

As soon as he got home, Xu Damao rushed to wash his body with water.

Clothes and trousers stained with stench were also thrown on the ground.

however.

This taste is too strong.

No matter how many times Xu Damao washed it, he could still feel a faint stench on his body.

Moreover, Xu Damao's affairs during the day have been spread in the courtyard, and now everyone in the courtyard knows that Xu Damao likes to eat shit!
Misfortune never comes singly.

Just when Xu Damao was rubbing his skin viciously, trying to wash it off.

There was a knock on the door.

"Is Xu Damao at home?"

"I'm Matchmaker Li!"

There was a voice at the door.

It was an old sister-in-law hired by Xu Damao before.

I want to ask my old sister-in-law to help me find a matchmaker!

In the past, Xu Damao must have come out to greet him with a smile on his face.

But now...

Xu Damao was about to vomit when he smelled himself, let alone other people!
With this appearance, if matchmaker Li is allowed to enter the door.

Don't talk about whether you can still be a matchmaker, Li Matchmaker's mouth will definitely be able to spread Xu Damao's "glorious deeds" everywhere!

Matchmaker Li couldn't wait for Xu Damao's response.

All a little impatient.

"Your bicycle is parked outside the house, don't play dead for me!"

"If you don't open the door again, I won't come next time."

not coming?
Xu Damao was anxious.

This matchmaker Li is the most eloquent matchmaker in ten miles and eight villages.

After the matchmaker Li Matchmaker said, there is a high probability that it will be successful!
Xu Damao is still waiting to marry a beautiful daughter-in-law from the city and give birth to a fat boy.

How could he just watch Matchmaker Li leave?

Thinking of this, Xu Damao hurriedly found a set of clean clothes to change into.

And raised his voice and responded: "Wait a minute, I'll clean up the house."

Matchmaker Li thought that Xu Damao was unwilling to see her.

Hearing now that Xu Damao still needs to clean up the house, he immediately said: "Oh, I'm not your blind date, whoever we are with, there's no need to clean up the house."

Xu Damao thought about it again.

This matchmaker Li is good at everything, but she has a shortcoming that she is greedy for money, as long as she is a matchmaker.

The thank you gift must be several times more than others!

but.

In Xu Damao's eyes, Li Matchmaker's shortcoming is so cute!
As long as I pay a little more money later, I will stop Li Matchmaker's mouth.

At that time, he can still ask Li Matchmaker to propose marriage to him, and the scandal during the day will not be spread.

thought here.

Xu Damao took out a small wad of money from under the bed, and opened the door.

Matchmaker Li was a little impatient waiting outside the door.

Seeing Xu Damao open the door, Matchmaker Li smiled professionally and wanted to go in.

However, just after taking a step, Matchmaker Li was startled by the smell in the house!
She frowned in disgust, then covered her mouth and nose, and asked Xu Damao, "What's the smell in your room? It smells so bad! It's like blowing up a public toilet."

Xu Damao's expression changed.

Isn't it the smell from the public toilet?
But it was impossible for Xu Damao to tell Matchmaker Li about his scandal, so he made an excuse.

"It's nothing. I fell on the road today. There may be some cow dung on the mud."

"It's just that there's some smell on the clothes."

"Why don't we go out and talk."

Hearing Xu Damao's words, Matchmaker Li was dubious.

But she was here as a matchmaker, not Xu Damao's parents.

Why is his house so smelly?
Matchmaker Li muttered as she walked out of the house: "This is the bachelor's room. It will be different if you have a wife, who can tidy up the house for you."

Xu Damao nodded perfunctorily.

After walking out of the house, Matchmaker Li officially talked about matchmaking.

The last time Xu Damao asked him to find a good-looking city girl.

Matchmaker Li will find one.

"It's not that I'm exaggerating. This girl's parents are all for sale. That's a big deal. Five children in the family are not too many."

"And let me take a closer look for you. This girl has a big butt and is very fertile. She will definitely give birth to a big fat boy for you."

"I also told him about you. The girl couldn't wait to meet you when she heard that you were a projectionist."

"Look at when you have time, I'll ask her to bring over the insole under the pretext of letting you two meet."

Xu Damao was immediately happy when he heard it.

Give Matchmaker Li a thumbs up, and at the same time give Matchmaker Li the money in her hand.

"Oh, sorry to bother you."

"Tomorrow, tomorrow I'm free."

"I'll trouble you to arrange it for me. Let me meet with the girl. If it's suitable, there will be another thank you gift."

Xu Damao winked and said.

Before that, although Xu Damao had entrusted Matchmaker Liu to help him find someone, he basically had no hope. After all, it was so easy to find a beautiful city girl.

Xu Damao originally planned to attack Changhua Yu Haitang.

But now there is the incident of eating shit in public toilets.

I'm afraid that when Yu Haitang saw Xu Damao, he felt sick in his heart.

If you want to break through again, it will be difficult!

Fortunately, now Matchmaker Li brought good news, which made Xu Damao feel ecstatic.

however.

Xu Damao was happy, but Matchmaker Li couldn't laugh.

When Xu Damao was giving her money just now.

Matchmaker Li smelled the smell of feces coming from Xu Damao's mouth!
If Matchmaker Li hadn't tried her best to hold back, she might have vomited it out long ago!
She couldn't figure it out, why is Xu Damao's mouth so smelly?

After taking the money, Matchmaker Li said tactfully, "Okay, I'll keep this in mind."

"Just one thing, when I bring the girl over tomorrow, you have to rinse your mouth well!"

Matchmaker Li's voice just fell.

Xu Damao's smile froze immediately.

The haze that I had just forgotten suddenly shrouded my heart again!

Matchmaker Li beat him openly and secretly, saying that he had bad breath!
This mouth has eaten a lot of shit, isn't it ugly?
Xu Damao opened his mouth, just about to explain.

But Matchmaker Li had already had enough of the taste of his mouth, she took two steps back and said in a hurry.

"Okay, I've said everything I need to say."

"Then I'll go first."

"Don't forget, remember to rinse your mouth more tomorrow."

After finishing speaking, Matchmaker Li left the courtyard in a hurry, as if something was chasing after her!
Xu Damao's face was gloomy, he covered his mouth with his hands, took a breath, and smelled it by himself.

vomit--

Xu Damao was almost stunned by his own breath!