The Joyful King of the Goddess President

Guan Qi heard that Nie Feng kept mentioning this Ah Hua, which made her very curious, and a sour taste gushed out of her heart from nowhere.

"Hmph, since you and your Ah Hua are so close, then go back and take her as your wife."

Nie Feng burst out laughing.

"You are stupid, Ah Hua is an old sow in my third aunt's house, of course I can't marry her!"

puff!
The drivers in the car were all laughing!
Guan Qi's face was ugly.

After talking about Ah Hua for so long, she always thought she was a young woman!I didn't expect it to be a pig.

Didn't what Nie Feng said just now compared her to an old sow?
"Okay, Nie Feng, are you trying to court death by turning a corner and calling me a pig, right?"

Guan Qi held the scissors and stared at Nie Feng with a murderous look.

Nie Feng hurriedly complained.

"Fuck, good wife, I don't have one!"

Of course Guan Qi didn't believe it.

"Still saying no? Can old sows have menstruation?"

Nie Feng spread his hands seriously and said, "Yes, as long as it is a mother's child! If you don't believe me, you can go to an old farmer and ask, they are exactly the same as human beings!"

puff!
The driver who was sitting in the car was about to laugh so hard that he bleeds internally!
This made Guan Qi's face darken.

"Go back and kneel on the washboard for me, and don't get up without my order."

After hearing this, Nie Feng had a depressed expression on his face.

"Fuck, I really didn't lie to you."

Back home, Nie Feng was about to kneel on the washboard, but was stopped by Guan Qi.

"You go make soup."

Nie Feng was taken aback.

"What kind of soup?"

Guan Qi gave Nie Feng a hard look.

"The soup you mentioned in the car."

After hearing this, Nie Feng smiled triumphantly: "Wow, didn't you say you didn't believe it? All right, I'll cook it right now. When you drink it, it will definitely be like Ah Hua. It will be ready soon."

When Guan Qi heard this, his face turned cold, and he took out the scissors.

"So much nonsense, do you want me to crack you?"

Nie Feng hurried into the kitchen.

Two hours later, Nie Feng brought a steaming bowl of soup.

"Hee hee, good wife, let me tell you, this soup is called Shiquan Dabu soup, it has the effects of calming the nerves, beautifying the face, regulating menstruation, etc. Once you drink it, all diseases will disappear!"

Guan Qi picked it up and took a sip, his eyes lit up, and he nodded in satisfaction.

"Well, it tastes really good!"

Nie Feng said proudly, "Of course, Ah Hua likes it the most..."

Before Nie Feng could finish speaking, Guan Qi's murderous eyes shot over.

Nie Feng quickly choked back all the words.

"Hee hee, drink more if it tastes good."

Guan Qi finished his soup and licked his mouth.

"In the future, you will also be responsible for cooking soup, cooking and washing dishes."

When Nie Feng heard this, he looked depressed,

"No, I've worked so hard, don't you plan to share some of it for me?"

Guan Qi's face turned cold.

"It's clearly written in the contract, all the housework is done by you!"

Nie Feng felt a headache when he heard the contract, and regretted why he didn't see it clearly before signing it.

After Guan Qi finished speaking, she went to take a shower, and Nie Feng had no choice but to go back to the kitchen to tidy up and wash the dishes.

When he came out of the kitchen, Guan Qi just came out of the shower too!
When Guan Qi came out of the bathroom, she was only wearing a thin bathrobe, her graceful and perfect figure could be seen faintly, Nie Feng stared straight.

There is also a faint fragrance from her body, which can be smelled from far away!
Nie Feng involuntarily took a deep breath!

The faint fragrance stimulated Nie Feng's hormones to soar instantly.

Wocao, the best!If I could sleep with her for one night, I would even die.

Thinking of this, Nie Feng rolled his eyes, and there was a smirk on his face.

In order for Guan Qi to sleep with him all night, Nie Feng thought of a brilliant plan.

When I pretend to fall and get covered in blood, she will definitely be very anxious. At that time, I can take the opportunity to ask her to sleep with me all night!

Wa hahaha!

What a perfect plan!

Thinking of this, Nie Feng smiled so proudly that his face was twitching!

Guan Qi also heard Nie Feng laughing loudly in the kitchen, making her roll her eyes.

"Laughing foolishly alone! Crazy."

After Nie Feng made up his mind about the plan, he did it as soon as he said it. He smeared a lot of bright red tomato sauce on his face, hands and feet, and then let out a loud cry.

"Ah, I fell!"

Then he fell to the ground exaggeratedly, waiting for Guan Qi to run over to see.

The excitement in Nie Feng's heart as he fell to the ground, the anxious expression on Guan Qi's anxious expression when he came to see him in such a miserable state already appeared in his mind.

"She must cry very sad when she sees me suffering such a serious injury. This is the most vulnerable time for a woman, and I can ask for whatever I want! I will sleep with her tonight, she will definitely not reject!"

The more Nie Feng thought about it, the more excited he became.

But after waiting for a while, Guan Qi did not come.

This made Nie Feng feel so depressed!

Damn, what about people?Didn't you hear me?It's a pity that I have maintained the posture for so long, so tired!

"Ah, help, I fell down and bled a lot!"

Nie Feng raised his voice another octave and shouted loudly.

But after more than ten minutes, Guan Qi still didn't show up in the kitchen!
This made Nie Feng extremely depressed. He had prepared carefully for so long, but it didn't work at all.

"Damn, what the hell is she doing? Didn't I hear me calling so loudly?"

Thinking of this, Nie Feng got up from the ground and walked out of the kitchen, wanting to quietly see what Guan Qi was doing.

He came to the living room, just about to quietly go to the door of Guan Qi's room, when Guan Qi just came out of the room, she saw a bloody face standing in the living room, looking like a ghost, she was frightened scream.

"Ghost!"

She turned and fled.

Huh!ghost?It seems pretty good, just scare her, and if she gets scared at night, she will let me go and sleep with her!Wahaha, cool!
Thinking of this, Nie Feng became excited again, and quickly imitated the movie, pretending to be a ghost.

"Ah, I'm a murderer, follow me to hell.

While talking, he chased after Guan Qi.

Guan Qi turned pale with fright and ran around the house.

"Ah, don't, don't catch me!"

Nie Feng caught up with Guan Qi in a short time, grabbed her, stuck out his tongue, and said grimly, "Hey, beauty, I'm here to kill you."

Ah!
Guan Qi was overwhelmed with fright, his head tilted and he passed out!

Seeing Guan Qi fainted, Nie Feng was stunned!
"Hey, wife, are you okay? Don't scare me. I'm your husband. I'm teasing you."

After yelling for a while, he realized that Guan Qi couldn't wake up. Nie Feng saw ketchup all over his body, so he ran to the bathroom, washed it off, changed his clothes, and came out again.