The most luxurious system: 10 billion rewards for the start

Qiao Yanyan became anxious immediately.

There is a kind of yellow mud falling on the crotch, not all shit has turned into shit.

Crying and chirping.

I really can't wash myself off by jumping into the Yellow River.

"Mom, what are you talking about, we don't live together, we are just good friends."

Qiao's mother immediately gave her daughter a hard look.

Make a posture that people who come here will understand in seconds.

good friend?
Hand in hand?
Is it negative distance?

Do you really think I don't understand what you young people think?

Don't forget that my mother was once young.

So Mother Qiao waved her hand, and interrupted her daughter impatiently, "Damn girl, you still want to lie to your mother. Your mother has sharp eyes. I can understand no matter how small your father's actions are."

Lin Chuan: "Auntie, actually I..."

Qiao Yanyan was really about to cry.

This, what kind of hell start is this.

Baby is too difficult.

"Mom, we really haven't lived together, we haven't even confirmed a formal relationship, and now it's the stage where Lang Youqing and Concubine are interested.

Today, he accompanied me to the class reunion and slapped me in the face of the green tea whore. I invited him to my house out of gratitude. "

Mother Qiao frowned, "It's over? It's that simple?
Simple relationships, simple things. "

Qiao Yanyan nodded.

He gave a look that you thought otherwise.

Unexpectedly, Mother Qiao's eyes suddenly changed.

There is a hint of playfulness and meaning.

"Hehe, I believe that you two have a simple relationship, a simple matter.

It's a pity that it's not easy to do. "

Qiao Yanyan understood in seconds.

The little face suddenly turned red.

Then covered his face in grief and indignation.

Mom, how can you be so dirty.

Wouldn't my conscience ache to say such things in front of my innocent and innocent daughter?

Qiao Yanyan snorted angrily, "Mom, how could you do this? It's really just a literal meaning."

Qiao's mother chuckled, "Yes, I mean it literally, not to mention he has taken a bath."

Qiao Yanyan: "..."

Qiao Yanyan said that she was so angry that she shut herself up.

The old lady didn't want to talk anymore, she couldn't explain clearly.

What love thinks.

Just let the horse come over.

Lin Chuan was also embarrassingly capitalized on the side.

At this time, he had an idea and said, "Auntie, it's mainly because I drank too much and vomited on my body, that's why I asked to take a bath."

Mother Qiao: "..."

"I was wrong, I was really wrong, my behavior is really inappropriate, and it is easy to cause misunderstanding."

Qiao's father was confused when he heard it, and said straight to the point, "How long have you known each other? Are you planning to be together?"

Mother Qiao pulled Qiao Yanyan over and pushed her into the room.

boom.

Close the door hard.

Lin Chuan: "..."

Joe's father: "..."

The eyes of the two were staring at each other, and the atmosphere was awkward.

"Uncle, here is one."

"No, no, I quit smoking for a day."

Lin Chuan understood in seconds.

Then he lit a cigarette for Papa Qiao very attentively.

"It's okay, anyway, the two beauties will definitely chat for a long time, let's have fun first."

Papa Joe nodded.

This kid is quite understanding, he is a good son-in-law.

in the room.

Mother Qiao stared at Qiao Yanyan seriously, "How did you two meet? How long have you been together?
What is his job?Who's in the family?What do parents do? "

Qiao Yanyan covered her ears in fright.

A series of questions from the soul, how can I answer them.

"I, I, I..."

Qiao Yanyan stuttered, and now found that she couldn't answer a single question.

Qiao's mother stared at her daughter with a look of resentment, "The first question, how did you know each other?
Encounter?

Or a blind date?

Friend introduction, classmate introduction or colleague or leadership introduction? "

Qiao Yanyan: "..."

Qiao Yanyan was really about to cry.

What kind of experience is it like to have a mother?
Absolutely heartbroken to death.

"A chance encounter.

I picked up the money he dropped, and then gave it back to him, he said to use the money to buy a lottery ticket, if we win, it will prove that we are destined, and the bonus will be divided into half..."

Qiao's mother was so startled that her eyes nearly popped down.

"The result is won, and then you will be divided into half, and you will be conquered like this?"

shit.

shit.

This kid is so profound, my old lady just said "Fuck" twice to express her heart.

Qiao Yanyan hummed, and then said in a low voice, "Mom, it's quite romantic, this is a romance from heaven, it's meant to be."

"Doomed to be a ghost! You silly girl, you were deceived by three melons and two dates. My mother raised you, and the rich raised you for more than 20 years, and you were deceived by this petty profit."

Qiao Yanyan was dumbfounded.

Millions of bonuses, when did they become petty profits.

"What does he do? Who's in the family? What do the parents do?"

"He does everything from delivering couriers to food.

orphan. "

"what?"

Mother Qiao was about to explode.

Delivering express food?
Isn't this the lowest-level migrant worker, not worthy of the superior flight attendant's daughter at all.

In the end, this was nothing, and the family didn't even have any relatives.

All alone in the world.

orphan! ! !

"I have to ask him, is there a key?

He is not worthy!

You are overwhelmed by self-righteous love and romance, and Mom is sober.

This kind of person is nothing more than a better-looking face and can speak sweet words, but in fact it is a straw bag pillow.

You must not date him, let alone marry him, otherwise you will cry to death for the rest of your life. "