Grass mud horse.
A poor delivery man dared to act presumptuously in front of Lao Tzu.
It was because the mud was too floating, or I thought that Lao Tzu Wei Yang couldn't lift a knife anymore.
Wei Yang rolled up his sleeves angrily, and rushed towards Lin Chuan, cursing.
Lin Chuan smiled lightly.
Not moving.
I don't panic at all.
Don't compare blindly if you can do it.
A real man is straight.
In fact, for most people, if their dog is killed, they usually choose to call the community security or call the police.
It seems that this idiot is destined to take an unusual path.
In a hurry, he came to the door to deliver the head.
Then just fulfill him.
Anyway, Lin Chuan had already taken precautions.
Full recording.
Even if we go to court in the future, we will have reasons and evidence.
"Yo yo, are you planning to do it?
I kicked your dog to death, are you going to kick me to death too? "
Lin Chuan smiled brightly, harmless to humans and animals.
"You are a poor delivery man, and you deserve me to do it yourself?
I want you to lose everything, and you will never be able to stand up again in this life.
This dog is a rare breed. It eats better than you every day. Do you know how much I spent raising such a big dog?
What's wrong with biting you, that's because I think highly of you.
I don't want people to make you miserable today, so write the word Wei Yang upside down. "
Wei Yang was so angry that his face was livid, and he made a call while growling.
puff.
Wei Yang?
Isn't it Yang Wei the other way around?
Impotence?
Is it really that hard to think about it?
Ha ha.
I will definitely fulfill you.
Lin Chuan almost burst out laughing after thinking about it.
Excuse me.
I really didn't mean to laugh, it's really hard to endure, okay?
"A mad dog that bites a person indiscriminately should be beaten to death.
As for you wanting to be impotent, I have no objection. I guess your wife is about to cry and faint on the bed. "
Wei Yang was furious.
Grass mud horse.
Who are you talking about impotence?
You, your father, your grandfather is impotent.
"You fucking want to die, I will definitely help you."
Wei Yang rushed to Lin Chuan with a fierce look in his eyes.
Huggy.
muscle man.
At first glance, it is a trainer.
His real identity is the owner of a martial arts gym.
Fifth degree black belt.
Two horizontal and one vertical.
Just do it.
A heavy punch came whistling with the sound of the wind.
One hit must be hit.
It doesn't have to be a serious injury or a disability.
Ordinary people simply cannot bear it.
It's a pity that Lin Chuan is not an ordinary person.
The figure flashed swiftly.
then.
Reach out and grab the opponent's neck.
Throwing Wei Yang to the wall like an eagle carrying a chicken.
Lightning fast.
All in one go.
boom!
Wei Yang fell to the ground like a broken kite.
Grinning in pain.
His brows were tightly frowned, and he couldn't say a word.
"Hey, it looks quite strong, but I didn't expect it to be so weak."
Wei Yang was furious.
Naihe's whole body was in pain like falling apart.
I really don't have the energy to go crazy.
at this time.
There was a sound of footsteps not far away.
Two security guards came over.
Wei Yang waved his hands quickly.
Make a pathetic look.
"Come on, come on, he, he bullied the owner and kicked my dog to death."
Wei Yang clenched his teeth, resisting the dull pain in his heart.
Complain with all your might.
Lin Chuan nodded, "That's right, I kicked his dog to death and wounded him.
But he let the dog hurt people first, I was just defending myself. "
Lin Chuan played the recording unhurriedly.
Truly restore the cause and effect of things.
The two security guards were dumbfounded.
Eyes wide open.
Grass mud horse ah.
I came to be a security guard because I have no education.
To actually pose such a profound problem to Lao Tzu.
It seems unreasonable to arrest Lin Chuan. He kicked the dead dog in self-defense, which makes sense and reason.
If you don't catch it, how can you explain to the owner's daddy?
Ugh.
I didn't expect that being a small security guard would be so difficult.
It's really not worth it.
After Wei Yang listened to the recording, his expression became even uglier.
"You, you wait for me, there is a way to leave your name.
I will definitely come to ask for advice another day. "
Lin Chuan smiled, "Okay, Lin Chuan of Black Mushroom Service Company, Qingshan will not change, teach at any time."
After finishing speaking, Lin Chuan waved his little hand, turned around and walked out of the community in an extremely chic manner.
The two security guards looked dumbfounded.
shit.
The way this guy turns around is really cool.
It was as if a ray of light had entered the heart.
So handsome and radiant.
……
5 minute later.
A wonderful mechanical sound sounded in Lin Chuan's mind.
"Ding! It is detected that a special errand order is being generated..."
"Order: Pretend to be a dick girlfriend, and slap the rich second generation in the face."
"Will the host accept it?"
"If you refuse the mission, the host will be rewarded with a [-]-day journey of bad luck."
"Please host to make your choice within 1 minute, come on, Ollie."
Lin Chuan: "..."
shit.
shit.
shit.
Lao Tzu's culture is low, how about saying "fuck" three times to express his intentions?
Is this dog system crazy?
Actually want me to dress up as a woman and pretend to be someone else's girlfriend?
angry.
Flip the table.
But if you refuse.
A [-]-day bad luck tour for Lao Tzu?
This, this is too poisonous.
Lin Chuan thought for a while and asked, "System, I, I have never played women's clothing before, so I may not be able to complete the task due to lack of experience."
"Don't worry, please ask the host to move to the Shenhao shopping mall to exchange items."
"Reminder: It is recommended to exchange for a role-playing artifact, which requires 10000 points."
Thousands of people with thousands of faces, omnipotent. "
"Wearing a suit can lead to strategizing, wearing military uniform can protect the country, and wearing women's clothing can harm all directions."
Lin Chuan: "..."
Lin Chuan said that what you said is too reasonable.
Lao Tzu had no way to refute.
It's just a blast.
but.
Are you really going to play a woman?
"He is a man of seven feet, how can he do such a thing."
"Women's clothes? It's impossible to wear women's clothes in this life."
"Scholars can be killed and cannot be humiliated. Is Lin Chuan's famous name in the first life going to be ruined by this?"
"Although I, Lin Chuan, are not highly educated, I have integrity."
The system gave a silent bah.
I believe you a ghost.
You are very bad boy.
"Ding, if the host completes the task, reward 60% of Doudou Platform's shares and become the largest shareholder."
Doudou platform?
Isn't that the social platform with the most limelight and even the largest traffic?
Video, live broadcast all in one go.
It belongs to the live broadcast industry, the self-media industry, and the leader in the marriage and love industry.
Humph.
Do you think that giving me a little favor can make me give up my morals?
Who do you think I am.
next second.
Well.
Really fragrant.
I fought hard.
A man should be able to bend and stretch, so why is Han able to bear the humiliation of his crotch, so what is this little test of Lao Tzu's.
"System, exchange for role-playing artifacts."
"Ding, it has been exchanged.
May I ask what type of woman the host needs to play? "
Lin Chuan thought for a while, "Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, fight mistresses and hooligans.
It must be an all-around talent, a role model for women in the new era. "
In an instant.
Glittering all over.
Dress up in a second.
A poor delivery man dared to act presumptuously in front of Lao Tzu.
It was because the mud was too floating, or I thought that Lao Tzu Wei Yang couldn't lift a knife anymore.
Wei Yang rolled up his sleeves angrily, and rushed towards Lin Chuan, cursing.
Lin Chuan smiled lightly.
Not moving.
I don't panic at all.
Don't compare blindly if you can do it.
A real man is straight.
In fact, for most people, if their dog is killed, they usually choose to call the community security or call the police.
It seems that this idiot is destined to take an unusual path.
In a hurry, he came to the door to deliver the head.
Then just fulfill him.
Anyway, Lin Chuan had already taken precautions.
Full recording.
Even if we go to court in the future, we will have reasons and evidence.
"Yo yo, are you planning to do it?
I kicked your dog to death, are you going to kick me to death too? "
Lin Chuan smiled brightly, harmless to humans and animals.
"You are a poor delivery man, and you deserve me to do it yourself?
I want you to lose everything, and you will never be able to stand up again in this life.
This dog is a rare breed. It eats better than you every day. Do you know how much I spent raising such a big dog?
What's wrong with biting you, that's because I think highly of you.
I don't want people to make you miserable today, so write the word Wei Yang upside down. "
Wei Yang was so angry that his face was livid, and he made a call while growling.
puff.
Wei Yang?
Isn't it Yang Wei the other way around?
Impotence?
Is it really that hard to think about it?
Ha ha.
I will definitely fulfill you.
Lin Chuan almost burst out laughing after thinking about it.
Excuse me.
I really didn't mean to laugh, it's really hard to endure, okay?
"A mad dog that bites a person indiscriminately should be beaten to death.
As for you wanting to be impotent, I have no objection. I guess your wife is about to cry and faint on the bed. "
Wei Yang was furious.
Grass mud horse.
Who are you talking about impotence?
You, your father, your grandfather is impotent.
"You fucking want to die, I will definitely help you."
Wei Yang rushed to Lin Chuan with a fierce look in his eyes.
Huggy.
muscle man.
At first glance, it is a trainer.
His real identity is the owner of a martial arts gym.
Fifth degree black belt.
Two horizontal and one vertical.
Just do it.
A heavy punch came whistling with the sound of the wind.
One hit must be hit.
It doesn't have to be a serious injury or a disability.
Ordinary people simply cannot bear it.
It's a pity that Lin Chuan is not an ordinary person.
The figure flashed swiftly.
then.
Reach out and grab the opponent's neck.
Throwing Wei Yang to the wall like an eagle carrying a chicken.
Lightning fast.
All in one go.
boom!
Wei Yang fell to the ground like a broken kite.
Grinning in pain.
His brows were tightly frowned, and he couldn't say a word.
"Hey, it looks quite strong, but I didn't expect it to be so weak."
Wei Yang was furious.
Naihe's whole body was in pain like falling apart.
I really don't have the energy to go crazy.
at this time.
There was a sound of footsteps not far away.
Two security guards came over.
Wei Yang waved his hands quickly.
Make a pathetic look.
"Come on, come on, he, he bullied the owner and kicked my dog to death."
Wei Yang clenched his teeth, resisting the dull pain in his heart.
Complain with all your might.
Lin Chuan nodded, "That's right, I kicked his dog to death and wounded him.
But he let the dog hurt people first, I was just defending myself. "
Lin Chuan played the recording unhurriedly.
Truly restore the cause and effect of things.
The two security guards were dumbfounded.
Eyes wide open.
Grass mud horse ah.
I came to be a security guard because I have no education.
To actually pose such a profound problem to Lao Tzu.
It seems unreasonable to arrest Lin Chuan. He kicked the dead dog in self-defense, which makes sense and reason.
If you don't catch it, how can you explain to the owner's daddy?
Ugh.
I didn't expect that being a small security guard would be so difficult.
It's really not worth it.
After Wei Yang listened to the recording, his expression became even uglier.
"You, you wait for me, there is a way to leave your name.
I will definitely come to ask for advice another day. "
Lin Chuan smiled, "Okay, Lin Chuan of Black Mushroom Service Company, Qingshan will not change, teach at any time."
After finishing speaking, Lin Chuan waved his little hand, turned around and walked out of the community in an extremely chic manner.
The two security guards looked dumbfounded.
shit.
The way this guy turns around is really cool.
It was as if a ray of light had entered the heart.
So handsome and radiant.
……
5 minute later.
A wonderful mechanical sound sounded in Lin Chuan's mind.
"Ding! It is detected that a special errand order is being generated..."
"Order: Pretend to be a dick girlfriend, and slap the rich second generation in the face."
"Will the host accept it?"
"If you refuse the mission, the host will be rewarded with a [-]-day journey of bad luck."
"Please host to make your choice within 1 minute, come on, Ollie."
Lin Chuan: "..."
shit.
shit.
shit.
Lao Tzu's culture is low, how about saying "fuck" three times to express his intentions?
Is this dog system crazy?
Actually want me to dress up as a woman and pretend to be someone else's girlfriend?
angry.
Flip the table.
But if you refuse.
A [-]-day bad luck tour for Lao Tzu?
This, this is too poisonous.
Lin Chuan thought for a while and asked, "System, I, I have never played women's clothing before, so I may not be able to complete the task due to lack of experience."
"Don't worry, please ask the host to move to the Shenhao shopping mall to exchange items."
"Reminder: It is recommended to exchange for a role-playing artifact, which requires 10000 points."
Thousands of people with thousands of faces, omnipotent. "
"Wearing a suit can lead to strategizing, wearing military uniform can protect the country, and wearing women's clothing can harm all directions."
Lin Chuan: "..."
Lin Chuan said that what you said is too reasonable.
Lao Tzu had no way to refute.
It's just a blast.
but.
Are you really going to play a woman?
"He is a man of seven feet, how can he do such a thing."
"Women's clothes? It's impossible to wear women's clothes in this life."
"Scholars can be killed and cannot be humiliated. Is Lin Chuan's famous name in the first life going to be ruined by this?"
"Although I, Lin Chuan, are not highly educated, I have integrity."
The system gave a silent bah.
I believe you a ghost.
You are very bad boy.
"Ding, if the host completes the task, reward 60% of Doudou Platform's shares and become the largest shareholder."
Doudou platform?
Isn't that the social platform with the most limelight and even the largest traffic?
Video, live broadcast all in one go.
It belongs to the live broadcast industry, the self-media industry, and the leader in the marriage and love industry.
Humph.
Do you think that giving me a little favor can make me give up my morals?
Who do you think I am.
next second.
Well.
Really fragrant.
I fought hard.
A man should be able to bend and stretch, so why is Han able to bear the humiliation of his crotch, so what is this little test of Lao Tzu's.
"System, exchange for role-playing artifacts."
"Ding, it has been exchanged.
May I ask what type of woman the host needs to play? "
Lin Chuan thought for a while, "Go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, fight mistresses and hooligans.
It must be an all-around talent, a role model for women in the new era. "
In an instant.
Glittering all over.
Dress up in a second.
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