The system asks me to pick up trash

Lei Daming walked up to Xiao Yi, seeing Xiao Yi covered in blood, Lei Daming was startled.

After calming down for a while, he walked up to Xiao Yi and said gratefully:
"The man who fell dead was a felon, thank you for keeping him here.

Otherwise, this person ran away, and I don't know how many people would lose their lives again. "

Xiao Yi was sent to the hospital.

When pulling out bullets from the wound of the shotgun, Xiao Yi refused to allow anesthesia.

Saying that anesthesia can affect the feeling of the brain.

"When the bullet was removed, the pain was unbearable," the doctor reminded.

"Don't be afraid, I've already died several times, a little pain is nothing."

Xiao Yi said stubbornly.

The operation has begun.

Because it is a modern weapon, the penetrating power is extremely strong, and the bullet hits very deep.

Seeing Xiao Yi bit the towel out of the hole in order to endure the pain.

The doctor couldn't help shivering, beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

He wants to take out the bullet quickly and accurately, the pressure is too great.

Before Xiao Yi bit through the towel, the doctor finally took out the bullet from Xiao Yi's shoulder.

Xiao Yi asked the doctor:

"You can't bandage too much space, just bandage the wound. What else do I need to exercise?"

Damn, you look like a grandma, and you still want to exercise in the ward?
When Xiao Yi returned to the ward, he happened to see two patients in the same ward.

The two of them were bored, and when they saw Xiao Yi coming in, they joked:
"A cut in my arm, such a small injury, but also in the hospital, how delicate."

Idle is also idle, Xiao Yi asked the two of them:

"What did you get hurt for?"

One of the patients shook his head and said:
"I'm too handsome, and it's because I'm so handsome that I got into trouble.

This handsome face is comparable to a confidante,
Hey, if I talk too much, it's all tears. "

Another said:

"You're already in the hospital, you're still bragging, hurry up and tell me about your bizarre experience."

The man began to shake his head and said:

"It was at the door of a brightly lit nightclub, and there was a sad song coming from the house."

Another patient immediately sighed:

"Fuck me, it's so exhausting to listen to you, let's listen to my experience of falling from a tree.

I am a security guard. One night, when I had nothing to do, I climbed a big tree in a place where the lights of the community were as bright as day.

Trim branches.

Just halfway through the pruning, I heard the hostess of a family screaming sharply: "My husband is working hard, you are awesome."

Hard, harder.

Just work harder and you'll be fine. '

When I heard it, maybe this family was live broadcasting an A-level blockbuster.

He hurriedly looked at the family.

Holding the grass, I saw the daughter-in-law pulling the can bottle, while her husband twisted the bottle cap vigorously on it.

Because I was anxious to watch the spring and autumn blockbusters, I didn't pay attention to the size of the tree branches I pulled,
结果
click
In one click, the branch is broken! "

Another patient said: "It's time to fall!"

The patient who was the security guard was unhappy, and yelled:

"How are you talking?"

In order to ease the atmosphere, Xiao Yi hastily smoothed things over: "Don't tell me your experience is strange, let's hear it."

Another patient began to tell:

"One day, I used WeChat to shake, and I found a beautiful woman.

Nima, we chatted all night, and the next night this beauty said she wanted to meet me.

When the beauty was about to go out, her mother found her.

Her mother said that she wanted to inspect the goods, and I jumped up happily when I heard it.

Caught a double bag! "

"Hey, I didn't see it. You've got some tricks, so what happened?" the security guard asked impatiently.