I have an anti-scum system
Chapter 93 Did You Fart Too?
After Du Ya learned the whole process of Chen Xuan's rectification of those two scumbags, she burst into laughter and shouted that Chen Xuan was too bad.
No way, who let those scumbags meet Chen Xuan.
The two watched a movie together and had a barbecue after coming out.
In the end, Du Ya was still unsatisfied, and was sent home by Chen Xuan.
Before going to bed, Chen Xuan seemed to still be able to smell [stinky fart bag].
I don't know what happened to that pair of scumbags.
Anyway, Chen Xuan has been able to receive their crash value until now.
It seems that the situation between the two is very tragic!
The next day, Chen Xuan was eating breakfast and watching a short video.
Suddenly there was a voice call.
It's Chen Xuan's college roommate, Yang Lei.
Yang Lei is relatively stable.
Usually there is nothing urgent, so I usually don't call Chen Xuan.
"Hey Brother Xuan, I'm in some trouble. I'm in Binhai. I think you are the only one who can help me."
"what happened?"
"Hey! That's right. I'd better meet and tell you."
"Let's talk about it first, this meal is yours."
"You, you, you are all so rich, and you drive such a nice car, I have to pay for every meal!"
"It suddenly occurred to me that I'm going for a ride today and I can't help you."
"Don't, don't, Brother Xuan, I'll treat you to this meal! Please help me!"
In this way, the two agreed to have lunch together.
After watching the short video all morning, Chen Xuan couldn't help but sigh:
"You will like a writer after reading [-] words, but you will like a young lady after watching a [-]-second video.
That's why there are almost no good writers now, but there are a lot of girls who make videos.."
I looked at the time, it was almost time.
Driving Maserati, Chen Xuan set off.
When he came to a traffic light, Chen Xuan turned his head and took a look.
In the bmw next to it, there is a beautiful young lady sitting.
Chen Xuan smiled slightly at the young lady, and lowered his car window.
The little sister in the BMW car couldn't help but see Chen Xuan's yellow supercar.
so handsome
The young lady hurriedly smiled at Chen Xuan, and lowered her car window at the same time.
Chen Xuan asked in confusion: "What's the matter? Did you fart too?"
Eh?
It turns out that this guy lowered the car window not to greet himself, but because...
Because of a fart, let go of the smell in the car?
I rely on
"Crash value from Li Qi, +100"
Chen Xuan:? ? ?
Looking at the tail lights of the Maserati, Li Qi knew that the man sitting in the car was something he could never get in his life.
When they came to a ramen restaurant, Yang Lei was already waiting inside.
After ordering, Yang Lei hurriedly asked for help.
"I don't know how my mother introduced me to a blind date in Binhai after traveling all the way. She insisted on meeting him."
Blind date again?
These parents really do not let people fall in love when they are studying, and they urge people to get married as soon as they graduate.
The reason is because I like children.
Chen Xuan didn't understand why they didn't just go to be confinement sisters. Not only would they have endless children, but they could also make money!
Chen Xuan was also caught in it.
"Emmm, then you should meet someone, what if it really happens?"
Yang Lei shook his head, "I don't like blind dates.. Later when people ask me how I found my partner, I said I got to know each other on a blind date. I always feel out of class..."
Chen Xuan didn't take it seriously, "What's the matter, a blind date is to bring two people who are not going well on the road of love together, and see if a miracle will happen.
This is a very wonderful process, some people will never experience it in their lifetime, you should be content with it. "
Yang Lei asked curiously: "Is that so? What kind of person can't understand it in a lifetime?"
"It's the kind of person who loves freely and can find a love partner without an introduction!"
Yang Lei: "."
"The crash value from Yang Lei, +10"
"What I want is free love! It's just that I don't look good."
Chen Xuan comforted: "If you hate the way you look, you are not ugly, but you are not the type you like."
Yang Lei: "."
This guy Chen Xuan is too damn good at comforting people.
Sighing, Yang Lei said: "Actually, it's mainly about this blind date. It is said that the family is very rich. I don't know much about it, but my mother is pressing me hard, so I can't go"
Chen Xuan knew Yang Lei's character. Under his seemingly steady appearance, there was some low self-esteem.
It is also related to his family background.
In this way, Yang Lei was afraid of being looked down upon by the other party.
"Understood, then how do you want me to help you? Lend you the car to install 13, or...?"
Yang Lei shook his head, "No, I want you to go on a blind date for me, to prevaricate casually, to make a good impression on the other party, and to make our Yang family face a little bit."
"Ah, I'm tired of blind date too..."
"What did you say? Don't worry, he hasn't seen my picture yet, so you go for me, it's fine."
"That's fine, but... what's the benefit?"
"Well...you are so rich, why do you need this little advantage from me?"
Chen Xuan thought for a while, "I haven't finished my graduation thesis yet, and thinking about it makes me feel dizzy. I can't help you with blind dates."
Yang Lei immediately understood, "Don't worry, brother Xuan! Your graduation thesis is handed over to me!"
At this moment, a table next door suddenly quarreled.
"Sir, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..."
"Do you know how much my clothes cost?"
"I'm so sorry sir..I'll wipe it for you.."
"Get out! Don't touch me!"
"How about I take it to dry cleaning for you?"
"Dry cleaning? You asked me to wait here for an afternoon?"
"Crash value from Liu Yan, +555"
When Chen Xuan heard it, he probably understood.
At the next table sat two men with a waiter standing beside them.
The man with the peaked cap seemed to have had his coat spilled by the waiter.
He was flying into a fit of rage.
The waiter is an honest little girl, and judging from the crash value information, she is Liu Yan.
Liu Yan was at a loss and could only keep apologizing.
"Losing money, don't talk nonsense!"
"Yes! Lose money!"
"How much is it?" Liu Yan asked timidly.
"one thousand!"
"Yes, only one thousand! Not a penny less!"
"one thousand.?"
Liu Yan was stunned.
This is completely unreasonable, taking the opportunity to extort money.
But there is nothing she can do!
"Sir, I'm just a small waiter... I can't afford it either"
"Can't afford it? Ha ha! Can you use some snacks to do things!"
"We don't care, you have to pay today!"
Liu Yan showed embarrassment.
"Go! Call your manager!"
"Sorry, our manager is on vacation today..."
"Then call your managers over here! I want an explanation!"
"this.."
"Stop this and that! Hurry up and lose money! One thousand!" The man in the peaked cap slapped the table angrily.
"Crash value from Liu Yan, +555"
Yang Lei couldn't stand it any longer, so he mustered up his courage and stood up.
Chen Xuan was also surprised that Yang Lei had such a sense of justice.
Yang Lei said angrily: "Don't embarrass her! There is something... something to come to our Brother Xuan!"
Chen Xuan:? ? ?
The man in the peaked cap stood up, angrily yelling at Yang Lei, "None of your business! Go eat your meal!"
Yang Lei was discouraged, and hurriedly lowered his head to eat the noodles.
"Hey"
Chen Xuan sighed, "Why are there scumbags everywhere..."
He pulled out a tissue and wiped his mouth.
Exercise your muscles and bones, it's time to make a move.
No way, who let those scumbags meet Chen Xuan.
The two watched a movie together and had a barbecue after coming out.
In the end, Du Ya was still unsatisfied, and was sent home by Chen Xuan.
Before going to bed, Chen Xuan seemed to still be able to smell [stinky fart bag].
I don't know what happened to that pair of scumbags.
Anyway, Chen Xuan has been able to receive their crash value until now.
It seems that the situation between the two is very tragic!
The next day, Chen Xuan was eating breakfast and watching a short video.
Suddenly there was a voice call.
It's Chen Xuan's college roommate, Yang Lei.
Yang Lei is relatively stable.
Usually there is nothing urgent, so I usually don't call Chen Xuan.
"Hey Brother Xuan, I'm in some trouble. I'm in Binhai. I think you are the only one who can help me."
"what happened?"
"Hey! That's right. I'd better meet and tell you."
"Let's talk about it first, this meal is yours."
"You, you, you are all so rich, and you drive such a nice car, I have to pay for every meal!"
"It suddenly occurred to me that I'm going for a ride today and I can't help you."
"Don't, don't, Brother Xuan, I'll treat you to this meal! Please help me!"
In this way, the two agreed to have lunch together.
After watching the short video all morning, Chen Xuan couldn't help but sigh:
"You will like a writer after reading [-] words, but you will like a young lady after watching a [-]-second video.
That's why there are almost no good writers now, but there are a lot of girls who make videos.."
I looked at the time, it was almost time.
Driving Maserati, Chen Xuan set off.
When he came to a traffic light, Chen Xuan turned his head and took a look.
In the bmw next to it, there is a beautiful young lady sitting.
Chen Xuan smiled slightly at the young lady, and lowered his car window.
The little sister in the BMW car couldn't help but see Chen Xuan's yellow supercar.
so handsome
The young lady hurriedly smiled at Chen Xuan, and lowered her car window at the same time.
Chen Xuan asked in confusion: "What's the matter? Did you fart too?"
Eh?
It turns out that this guy lowered the car window not to greet himself, but because...
Because of a fart, let go of the smell in the car?
I rely on
"Crash value from Li Qi, +100"
Chen Xuan:? ? ?
Looking at the tail lights of the Maserati, Li Qi knew that the man sitting in the car was something he could never get in his life.
When they came to a ramen restaurant, Yang Lei was already waiting inside.
After ordering, Yang Lei hurriedly asked for help.
"I don't know how my mother introduced me to a blind date in Binhai after traveling all the way. She insisted on meeting him."
Blind date again?
These parents really do not let people fall in love when they are studying, and they urge people to get married as soon as they graduate.
The reason is because I like children.
Chen Xuan didn't understand why they didn't just go to be confinement sisters. Not only would they have endless children, but they could also make money!
Chen Xuan was also caught in it.
"Emmm, then you should meet someone, what if it really happens?"
Yang Lei shook his head, "I don't like blind dates.. Later when people ask me how I found my partner, I said I got to know each other on a blind date. I always feel out of class..."
Chen Xuan didn't take it seriously, "What's the matter, a blind date is to bring two people who are not going well on the road of love together, and see if a miracle will happen.
This is a very wonderful process, some people will never experience it in their lifetime, you should be content with it. "
Yang Lei asked curiously: "Is that so? What kind of person can't understand it in a lifetime?"
"It's the kind of person who loves freely and can find a love partner without an introduction!"
Yang Lei: "."
"The crash value from Yang Lei, +10"
"What I want is free love! It's just that I don't look good."
Chen Xuan comforted: "If you hate the way you look, you are not ugly, but you are not the type you like."
Yang Lei: "."
This guy Chen Xuan is too damn good at comforting people.
Sighing, Yang Lei said: "Actually, it's mainly about this blind date. It is said that the family is very rich. I don't know much about it, but my mother is pressing me hard, so I can't go"
Chen Xuan knew Yang Lei's character. Under his seemingly steady appearance, there was some low self-esteem.
It is also related to his family background.
In this way, Yang Lei was afraid of being looked down upon by the other party.
"Understood, then how do you want me to help you? Lend you the car to install 13, or...?"
Yang Lei shook his head, "No, I want you to go on a blind date for me, to prevaricate casually, to make a good impression on the other party, and to make our Yang family face a little bit."
"Ah, I'm tired of blind date too..."
"What did you say? Don't worry, he hasn't seen my picture yet, so you go for me, it's fine."
"That's fine, but... what's the benefit?"
"Well...you are so rich, why do you need this little advantage from me?"
Chen Xuan thought for a while, "I haven't finished my graduation thesis yet, and thinking about it makes me feel dizzy. I can't help you with blind dates."
Yang Lei immediately understood, "Don't worry, brother Xuan! Your graduation thesis is handed over to me!"
At this moment, a table next door suddenly quarreled.
"Sir, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry..."
"Do you know how much my clothes cost?"
"I'm so sorry sir..I'll wipe it for you.."
"Get out! Don't touch me!"
"How about I take it to dry cleaning for you?"
"Dry cleaning? You asked me to wait here for an afternoon?"
"Crash value from Liu Yan, +555"
When Chen Xuan heard it, he probably understood.
At the next table sat two men with a waiter standing beside them.
The man with the peaked cap seemed to have had his coat spilled by the waiter.
He was flying into a fit of rage.
The waiter is an honest little girl, and judging from the crash value information, she is Liu Yan.
Liu Yan was at a loss and could only keep apologizing.
"Losing money, don't talk nonsense!"
"Yes! Lose money!"
"How much is it?" Liu Yan asked timidly.
"one thousand!"
"Yes, only one thousand! Not a penny less!"
"one thousand.?"
Liu Yan was stunned.
This is completely unreasonable, taking the opportunity to extort money.
But there is nothing she can do!
"Sir, I'm just a small waiter... I can't afford it either"
"Can't afford it? Ha ha! Can you use some snacks to do things!"
"We don't care, you have to pay today!"
Liu Yan showed embarrassment.
"Go! Call your manager!"
"Sorry, our manager is on vacation today..."
"Then call your managers over here! I want an explanation!"
"this.."
"Stop this and that! Hurry up and lose money! One thousand!" The man in the peaked cap slapped the table angrily.
"Crash value from Liu Yan, +555"
Yang Lei couldn't stand it any longer, so he mustered up his courage and stood up.
Chen Xuan was also surprised that Yang Lei had such a sense of justice.
Yang Lei said angrily: "Don't embarrass her! There is something... something to come to our Brother Xuan!"
Chen Xuan:? ? ?
The man in the peaked cap stood up, angrily yelling at Yang Lei, "None of your business! Go eat your meal!"
Yang Lei was discouraged, and hurriedly lowered his head to eat the noodles.
"Hey"
Chen Xuan sighed, "Why are there scumbags everywhere..."
He pulled out a tissue and wiped his mouth.
Exercise your muscles and bones, it's time to make a move.
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