I have an anti-scum system

"it?"

"Uh, did you send this thing?"

For a moment, all the villagers also recovered from the scene where the wine bottle was thrown just now.

Now, everyone's attention is on the scallions.

"What the hell is this?"

Chen Xuan responded, "This is an inflatable smart butler robot."

Chen Xuan stopped talking nonsense and asked Scallion to introduce himself.

After listening for 5 minutes, Chen Xuan interrupted: "That's it, you don't need to know so much, this is for my grandma."

After listening to the introduction, everyone couldn't believe it.

This thing really exists?
It is possible in the future, but there should be no such intelligent robots yet.

Where did Chen Xuan get it?
All of a sudden, the whole village with mobile phones was scrambling to take pictures.

Chen Xuan emphasized that scallions can be used for basic physical examination, first aid, medical care and other work.

Suddenly, Cai Weiyi laughed loudly and said: "Hahaha! It's fake, goddamn intelligent butler robot! Chen Xuan, you are getting more and more arrogant and exaggerated now, and you will talk nonsense!"

"Yes! Anyway, I don't believe it!"

"There should be someone inside, doing tricks!"

"Young people nowadays really know how to play. There are so many tricks. What kind of robot do you give on your birthday?"

The villagers also talked about it.

Everyone echoed what others said, and everyone suddenly felt that there was nothing good about this fake thing.

Cai Weiyi said: "Oh, I already guessed that someone must be hiding inside, you should let him out quickly! If you hide inside on such a hot day, if you get suffocated from the heat, don't bother our Cai family! "

Chen Xuan shook his head. He went back to grandma's room and took out the box of scallions.

Then, he said to Scallion: "Come on Scallion, show them a leak."

Green onions:? ? ?
"Give me some face, hurry up, leak!"

Green onions: .
Chen Xuan forgot that he was no longer the owner of the scallions.

Apart from asking Scallion to introduce itself, there is no way to ask it for other things.

"Grandma, come down and order the scallions to be put back in the box."

"Scallion. You go back."

As soon as grandma gave the order, Green Onion poked her belly button.

呲~~~
呲~~~
The scallions have been leaking air.

Cai Weiyi crossed his hands in front of his chest, "Wait, there must be someone hiding inside!"

呲~~~~~~
The scallions are still leaking.

Suddenly, its whole body, the whole onion shriveled up.

"Wow~~~"

"Oh my god, is this really inflatable?"

Cai Weiyi also looked dumbfounded, the whole robot is so shriveled, there is no one inside!

When the air was almost exhausted, the green onion stepped into the box.

Finally, under the gaze of everyone, the scallion completely retracted and folded into a lump of white skin.

Only a pair of tadpole-shaped eyes were left looking up.

Then Chen Xuan closed the lid of the box and lifted it up easily.

audience: .
"This"

"Uh"

"emmm"

Except for Chen Xuan and grandma, everyone else was speechless for a long time.

"The crash value from Cai Zhaohai, +2222"

"The crash value from Cai Weiyi, +2222"

"From."

An uncle rubbed his eyes, "I was dazzled just now?"

"I'm dazzled too"

"No you don't have vertigo, you are dreaming"

"Mom, it's broad daylight, hell"

Press the switch, and the scallions start to inflate again until they return to their previous appearance.

And move freely, can talk.

It is now certain that there is no one inside!

Cai Weiyi's family finally had nothing to say.

Chen Xuan said: "Scallion just said that its owner can't drink alcohol."

Cai Zhaohai said: "Who the hell is it? What kind of owner is not the owner!"

"This robot can only be bound to one master, and that is my grandmother. For the sake of my grandmother's health, this wine cannot be drunk."

Cai Zhaohai was instantly gagged.

"I smashed your medicinal wine, and I will pay for what should be paid. I don't know how to settle accounts between you and the fake medicinal wine, but your medicinal wine can be up to three thousand, so I will pay you three thousand!"

With that said, Chen Xuan took out a wad of cash from his pocket and put it on the table.

"I'm too lazy to count the exact number, but there are definitely three thousand."

hateful
This guy Chen Xuan is obviously doing it to him!
Randomly took out a sum of money to bury yourself?
Cai Zhaohai's family was very angry.

His younger brothers and sisters still feel inexplicably dark.

Chen Xuan's cousin-in-law Wang Shude nodded, "Well, Chen Xuan is really interesting, and he understands a lot."

Suddenly, Scallion issued a prompt: "Attention! Attention! Blood pressure is too high, blood pressure is too high, it is recommended to go to the hospital for examination."

?

Everyone was taken aback.

Chen Xuan looked at Cai Zhaohai, "Uncle, your blood pressure is soaring! Don't be impulsive, hold on!"

"Who said I have high blood pressure?"

"Scallions, green onions can directly measure your basic physiological indicators."

"Uh"

No wonder Cai Zhaohai's head was a little dizzy. It turned out that his blood pressure had risen.

It seems that this is called green onion, it really has two brushes.
Chen Xuan continued: "An old man, what do you need most? You gave me a gold bracelet and a jade pendant. Are these what she needs?

What she really needs is companionship!

Instead of giving so many material things, it's better to go home and see more, and give her a little more care! "

Who Chen Xuan is referring to, those people know in his heart.

The crash values ​​floated over one by one.

Only my aunt, Cai Liju, was very proud, because what she gave was not material things, but playing emotional cards.

"Auntie, next time you don't want to take out the 199 yuan machine embroidery from Taobao."

"The crash value from Cai Liju, +2000"

Chen Xuan said to grandma: "Grandma, I'm ashamed to say that I can't be with you wholeheartedly, so I can only put the scallions here to take care of you."

Grandma didn't know when her eyes were already wet.

"It's okay, kid, grandma knows what you mean, grandma is very happy, you can rest assured that this scallion will take care of me."

"How much does this robot cost? I asked my son to make me one too."

"Don't think about it, it's high technology, and that's what real money can't buy."

"Hey, my son and daughter only come back once a year or two, and I hope I have a machine like this that can take care of me."

"I'm so envious, this grandson is really nice!"

Cai Zhaohai immediately lowered his head when he heard it.

It seems that I am really inferior to a machine.

Chen Xuan continued: "By the way, grandma, I still want to renovate your old house so that you can live more comfortably."

"Oh no, it costs a lot of money to renovate!"

Chen Xuan replied: "It doesn't matter, others are not willing to spend money, but I am willing!"

Cai Zhaohai was startled.

Isn't this guy Chen Xuan talking about himself?

He was very reluctant, but still hurriedly said: "Chen Xuan, there's no need, I'll just come to renovate the house."

Chen Xuan smiled slightly, "Oh? Uncle, that would be great."

Cai Zhaohai:
Sick!I didn't expect Chen Xuan to be so rude.

This guy dug a hole for himself to jump into, and he jumped into it foolishly!

"The crash value from Cai Zhaohai, +3000"