I have an anti-scum system
Chapter 187 I'm coming to meet this liar for a while
The next day, Chen Xuan was still a little dazed when he woke up.
With a new luxurious big bed, Chen Xuan couldn't help but spend three seconds thinking about where he was.
Waking up in a new environment, it is inevitable not to react.
He checked the time specifically, and drove from here to the office villa, but it was only a 7-minute drive.
It's really convenient.
As soon as he arrived at the villa, he heard Li Ran playing with Zhao Xiaotian and Yang Lei. Where did he take Meng Yu to play yesterday.
And declared that they have further development opportunities.
However, Chen Xuan was relieved that Li Ran was driving steadily without any accidents.
As soon as they saw Chen Xuan, the three got up immediately.
"Morning Brother Xuan!"
The three spoke in unison.
Seeing their respectful expressions, Chen Xuan was still a little uncomfortable.
"You don't have to treat me like this, just do whatever you want."
"Understood, Brother Xuan."
Chen Xuan said again: "Xiaotian, what happened to your fan I told you yesterday?"
Zhao Xiaotian replied: "Aren't we the small advertisements that we often see on the street, on the telephone poles, and on the walls? Our fans are deceived by the above advertisements."
With that said, Zhao Xiaotian took out a black and white advertisement.
It says [All kinds of X diseases, the prescriptions handed down by the genius doctor, will take effect within an hour. 】
"How much money was cheated?"
"2400"
Li Ran said: "You can tell it's a fake at first glance, so how can anyone fall for it?"
"It's hard to talk about disease X, so I thought it would be best if I could take some medicine and solve it without going to the hospital.
This kind of advertisement is casting a wide net, and there is no shortage of people in need.
As long as a few people take the bait, it will be profitable. "
After speaking, Chen Xuan continued: "Then let me meet this liar for a while!"
Chen Xuan took out his mobile phone and dialed the number on it.
Emmm, this is the first time Chen Xuan made a phone call for this kind of small street advertisement.
beep---
beep---
"Hello, can you cure diseases?"
"Yes, yes! Tell me about your current situation?"
"I'm suffering from syphilis now. I went to the hospital for an examination and said that I'm quite serious..."
"Syphilis, then I can cure it, no problem."
"You can cure this too?"
"Yes, yes, yes! It will be effective in three days!"
Chen Xuan looked at the advertisement, "Didn't you say one hour?"
"That's a bit exaggerated. It slowly starts to fall off within 24 hours, and it will take effect after three days."
"Then you are pretty good."
Considering that there was no way to teach the liar a lesson over the phone, Chen Xuan had to ask him out.
Chen Xuan continued: "See if this works. Since you are a genius doctor, I want you to show me in person, because you haven't seen me in person, and you don't know what's going on with me."
"I am an ancestral genius doctor, and I usually don't see patients."
This guy is kind of cunning.
Chen Xuan had an idea, "Then I'll give you 2000 more as a medical fee. I'm also in a hurry now, and I want to cure the disease."
"this.."
"Let's make an appointment, please show me carefully, don't worry, you will be indispensable for the medical fee."
Under the temptation of money, the other party agreed to meet.
Chen Xuan has already grasped the opponent's psychology very accurately.
In the afternoon, the two made an appointment to meet in a remote corner of the park.
Chen Xuan also specially prepared two bottles of mineral water.
And I took a band-aid and pasted it on my index finger in advance, not knowing what it was for.
After a while, the "miracle doctor" came.
He is an old man with gray hair.
Beige Tang suit, wearing a hat.
Wearing a string of prayer beads in his hand.
Plus a pair of sunglasses.
It kind of has the tone of the modern version of the hermit doctor.
"You're a genius doctor, right? I'm so anxious to death."
"Tell me about the specific situation."
"My syphilis is caused by Helicobacter pallidum, and the first stage is acne and itching on the bottom.
In the second stage, the bones are soft and weak, and the lymph nodes are swollen and sometimes they like to get sick.
It’s going to be the third period soon. For me, the third period is over, and I’m going to lose my hair, suffer from cardiovascular disease and so on.”
Hearing this, the old man said seriously, "Young man, it's really timely for you to call me! I took out the medicine today."
As he spoke, the old man took out a transparent bag with three balls in it.
This ball, no matter how you look at it, looks like a hawthorn pill.
Seeing Shanzha Pills, Chen Xuan wanted to laugh.
This is a trick he has used before.
"Is this medicine?"
"Yes! This medicine is 2400 three pills, and it will be effective in three days!"
Ha ha!
It's so powerful, what do you need a hospital for?
Chen Xuan said again: "Why is this medicine so effective?"
The old man said mysteriously: "This is the ancestral pharmacy, and it came from the palace!"
"Come out of the palace?"
"Yes! It has saved many people."
With hype going on, Chen Xuan also wanted to see what this medicine was.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, the old man retracted the medicine.
"Ancestral, don't touch it first. We are like this, you call me and ask me to make a doctor's visit. The consultation fee is 2000, and the medicine is 2400.
A total of 4400, bring it. "
Chen Xuan said: "I asked you to visit the doctor, mainly because I want you to show me whether I can still treat this."
"Let's see then."
As the old man spoke, he was about to pull Chen Xuan's belt.
Chen Xuan said: "You don't need to look inside, just look at the outside."
The old man pinched Chen Xuan's stomach, "Look at your stomach, it's all red!"
"Isn't this what you just pinched..."
The old man pointed at Chen Xuan's hand again, "Look at the red spot on your hand."
"Isn't this the sun at noon..."
The old man sighed and said, "Damn! You are already very serious."
"is it serious?"
"Absolutely serious! You must take the medicine quickly, or you will be finished in the third phase!
Hurry up and take out the money, 4400 we agreed. "
Chen Xuan said to himself: In such a hurry to get money, I don't think you can make it up anymore, right?
As soon as money was mentioned, Chen Xuan began to change the subject.
He opened the mineral water and handed it to the old man, saying: "You can drink some water first, don't worry."
After talking so much, the old man's mouth was dry.
"I think it's still a bit expensive," Chen Xuan said lightly.
The old man sighed secretly, this guy is a bit difficult to deal with
After taking a sip of water, the old man said again: "Don't worry, it will definitely be cured!"
"It can definitely be cured?"
"Yes! I promise!"
Hearing this, Chen Xuan's feature film was just about to start.
He said indifferently: "Oh, I just cut some blood on my hand and dripped it into your water. This disease is 100% transmitted by blood."
When the old man heard this, he immediately stood up, "What? Did you bleed it?"
"Let it go, look, I have a Band-Aid on it."
That's why Chen Xuan put on the Band-Aid in advance.
He continued: "Do you feel a little itchy all over now?"
When the old man felt it carefully, it was really itchy.
Chen Xuan didn't put any blood in the water at all, but put a [Itching Fruit] in advance.
Oops, it seems to be getting itchy.
The old man shrank back in horror, and said angrily: "You boy, are you fucking wicked? You! You are fucking playing with me, you!"
"What am I playing with you? Didn't you just say that this medicine is absolutely curable? If you are infected, can't you take it yourself?"
"Crash value from single sea, +1000"
"Crash value from single sea, +1000"
"Crash value from single sea, +1000"
With a new luxurious big bed, Chen Xuan couldn't help but spend three seconds thinking about where he was.
Waking up in a new environment, it is inevitable not to react.
He checked the time specifically, and drove from here to the office villa, but it was only a 7-minute drive.
It's really convenient.
As soon as he arrived at the villa, he heard Li Ran playing with Zhao Xiaotian and Yang Lei. Where did he take Meng Yu to play yesterday.
And declared that they have further development opportunities.
However, Chen Xuan was relieved that Li Ran was driving steadily without any accidents.
As soon as they saw Chen Xuan, the three got up immediately.
"Morning Brother Xuan!"
The three spoke in unison.
Seeing their respectful expressions, Chen Xuan was still a little uncomfortable.
"You don't have to treat me like this, just do whatever you want."
"Understood, Brother Xuan."
Chen Xuan said again: "Xiaotian, what happened to your fan I told you yesterday?"
Zhao Xiaotian replied: "Aren't we the small advertisements that we often see on the street, on the telephone poles, and on the walls? Our fans are deceived by the above advertisements."
With that said, Zhao Xiaotian took out a black and white advertisement.
It says [All kinds of X diseases, the prescriptions handed down by the genius doctor, will take effect within an hour. 】
"How much money was cheated?"
"2400"
Li Ran said: "You can tell it's a fake at first glance, so how can anyone fall for it?"
"It's hard to talk about disease X, so I thought it would be best if I could take some medicine and solve it without going to the hospital.
This kind of advertisement is casting a wide net, and there is no shortage of people in need.
As long as a few people take the bait, it will be profitable. "
After speaking, Chen Xuan continued: "Then let me meet this liar for a while!"
Chen Xuan took out his mobile phone and dialed the number on it.
Emmm, this is the first time Chen Xuan made a phone call for this kind of small street advertisement.
beep---
beep---
"Hello, can you cure diseases?"
"Yes, yes! Tell me about your current situation?"
"I'm suffering from syphilis now. I went to the hospital for an examination and said that I'm quite serious..."
"Syphilis, then I can cure it, no problem."
"You can cure this too?"
"Yes, yes, yes! It will be effective in three days!"
Chen Xuan looked at the advertisement, "Didn't you say one hour?"
"That's a bit exaggerated. It slowly starts to fall off within 24 hours, and it will take effect after three days."
"Then you are pretty good."
Considering that there was no way to teach the liar a lesson over the phone, Chen Xuan had to ask him out.
Chen Xuan continued: "See if this works. Since you are a genius doctor, I want you to show me in person, because you haven't seen me in person, and you don't know what's going on with me."
"I am an ancestral genius doctor, and I usually don't see patients."
This guy is kind of cunning.
Chen Xuan had an idea, "Then I'll give you 2000 more as a medical fee. I'm also in a hurry now, and I want to cure the disease."
"this.."
"Let's make an appointment, please show me carefully, don't worry, you will be indispensable for the medical fee."
Under the temptation of money, the other party agreed to meet.
Chen Xuan has already grasped the opponent's psychology very accurately.
In the afternoon, the two made an appointment to meet in a remote corner of the park.
Chen Xuan also specially prepared two bottles of mineral water.
And I took a band-aid and pasted it on my index finger in advance, not knowing what it was for.
After a while, the "miracle doctor" came.
He is an old man with gray hair.
Beige Tang suit, wearing a hat.
Wearing a string of prayer beads in his hand.
Plus a pair of sunglasses.
It kind of has the tone of the modern version of the hermit doctor.
"You're a genius doctor, right? I'm so anxious to death."
"Tell me about the specific situation."
"My syphilis is caused by Helicobacter pallidum, and the first stage is acne and itching on the bottom.
In the second stage, the bones are soft and weak, and the lymph nodes are swollen and sometimes they like to get sick.
It’s going to be the third period soon. For me, the third period is over, and I’m going to lose my hair, suffer from cardiovascular disease and so on.”
Hearing this, the old man said seriously, "Young man, it's really timely for you to call me! I took out the medicine today."
As he spoke, the old man took out a transparent bag with three balls in it.
This ball, no matter how you look at it, looks like a hawthorn pill.
Seeing Shanzha Pills, Chen Xuan wanted to laugh.
This is a trick he has used before.
"Is this medicine?"
"Yes! This medicine is 2400 three pills, and it will be effective in three days!"
Ha ha!
It's so powerful, what do you need a hospital for?
Chen Xuan said again: "Why is this medicine so effective?"
The old man said mysteriously: "This is the ancestral pharmacy, and it came from the palace!"
"Come out of the palace?"
"Yes! It has saved many people."
With hype going on, Chen Xuan also wanted to see what this medicine was.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, the old man retracted the medicine.
"Ancestral, don't touch it first. We are like this, you call me and ask me to make a doctor's visit. The consultation fee is 2000, and the medicine is 2400.
A total of 4400, bring it. "
Chen Xuan said: "I asked you to visit the doctor, mainly because I want you to show me whether I can still treat this."
"Let's see then."
As the old man spoke, he was about to pull Chen Xuan's belt.
Chen Xuan said: "You don't need to look inside, just look at the outside."
The old man pinched Chen Xuan's stomach, "Look at your stomach, it's all red!"
"Isn't this what you just pinched..."
The old man pointed at Chen Xuan's hand again, "Look at the red spot on your hand."
"Isn't this the sun at noon..."
The old man sighed and said, "Damn! You are already very serious."
"is it serious?"
"Absolutely serious! You must take the medicine quickly, or you will be finished in the third phase!
Hurry up and take out the money, 4400 we agreed. "
Chen Xuan said to himself: In such a hurry to get money, I don't think you can make it up anymore, right?
As soon as money was mentioned, Chen Xuan began to change the subject.
He opened the mineral water and handed it to the old man, saying: "You can drink some water first, don't worry."
After talking so much, the old man's mouth was dry.
"I think it's still a bit expensive," Chen Xuan said lightly.
The old man sighed secretly, this guy is a bit difficult to deal with
After taking a sip of water, the old man said again: "Don't worry, it will definitely be cured!"
"It can definitely be cured?"
"Yes! I promise!"
Hearing this, Chen Xuan's feature film was just about to start.
He said indifferently: "Oh, I just cut some blood on my hand and dripped it into your water. This disease is 100% transmitted by blood."
When the old man heard this, he immediately stood up, "What? Did you bleed it?"
"Let it go, look, I have a Band-Aid on it."
That's why Chen Xuan put on the Band-Aid in advance.
He continued: "Do you feel a little itchy all over now?"
When the old man felt it carefully, it was really itchy.
Chen Xuan didn't put any blood in the water at all, but put a [Itching Fruit] in advance.
Oops, it seems to be getting itchy.
The old man shrank back in horror, and said angrily: "You boy, are you fucking wicked? You! You are fucking playing with me, you!"
"What am I playing with you? Didn't you just say that this medicine is absolutely curable? If you are infected, can't you take it yourself?"
"Crash value from single sea, +1000"
"Crash value from single sea, +1000"
"Crash value from single sea, +1000"
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