Siheyuan: Frog Journey: Beating the Animals

A winter night in Sijiu City, that's just right.

——PS The author experienced it when he was wandering in Forty-Nine City.

Keke, far away.

This ghostly weather, the cold air from the Inner Mongolia Plateau caused the temperature in Sijiu City to drop sharply.

At night, Genggen really sneaked into Qiaodado's house.

Now in Qiaodado's room, looking around a table, a cabinet, two chairs, and a small kitchen cabinet for putting dishes and chopsticks, it is really not an exaggeration to describe it as a barren house.

Geng Geng originally thought that Qiao Da Duo would become very rich, but unexpectedly he is also a poor ghost!

Poor, it turns out that after Qiaodado arrived in the dimensional space, he threw all the precious and memorable things into the space, so there was nothing left in Qiaodado’s room except for daily necessities. up!

However, the food on the table was very attractive, Geng Geng's eyes lit up, and his nose sniffed, the residual scent made him so greedy that he salivated.

"This damn shabby household, eats and drinks all day long, why doesn't it want to help our family?"

Jijiu anxiously grabbed the Kung Pao chicken on the plate and put it in his mouth. He ate and scolded him, but he was still worried about observing the "sleeping" Qiaodado from time to time.

Geng Geng hurriedly ate a few mouthfuls of food, then took out the cloth hidden in his pocket, quickly wrapped the Kung Pao chicken and sliced ​​meat on the plate of the dining table, and then left quietly The door to Qiaodado's room was also closed!

At this moment, Qiao Da Duo opened his eyes, let out his energy, and raised the corners of his mouth, the fish was hooked!

Two flowers bloom, each represents a branch, saying Bajie
Jiajia
The grandparents and grandchildren are "tasting" the "trophies" brought back by Geng Geng. It's delicious to eat!
"This dog's personality is not good, but the food he cooks is really delicious."

Jia Zhang said with oil dripping from the corner of his mouth.

"Grandma, save some Kung Pao chicken for me, you'll eat it up, I haven't had enough yet!"

"Be quiet, what should you do if you wake up your mother and those two losers?"

Jia Zhang slapped Geng Geng gently on the head!

Then he took the piece of meat in front of Jigeng to himself, and ate it with big mouthfuls!

Looking at Jia Zhang, who was devouring the food, Geng Geng was very angry, but he was powerless. Who made her his grandma?

But Jia Zhang is a pain in the end, and gave him a small part of the rest!

After seeing his grandma, the corners of Genji's mouth twitched!

After a while of milk and kindness, the two touched their stomachs and shed tears of happiness!
This Jiazhang family is white and fat, and the one raised by Qin Huairu is a standard, if not for the poor clothes he wears.

In that era when everyone was hungry, people would believe that she had three highs, and even more people would believe that she was an old lady from a rich family!
the next morning
"Whoops, whoops."

Yan Laosan, who woke up early, pinched his waist with his hands in the yard, twisted a few times, and went out to the toilet!

No, I saw Mrs. Jia Zhang sitting at the door of the public toilet.

"I said old sister-in-law, you are in good spirits, and you have a very positive attitude of admitting your mistakes. You have started to serve everyone this early in the morning!"

Yan Laosan looked at Jia Zhang who was sitting on the ground with a grin!

"Oh, my stomach, my legs are weak, I can't do it, it's coming again."

While talking, Jia Zhang got into the toilet again.

"Third Grandpa, where is my grandma? Have you seen it?"

At this moment, Geng Geng, who came out of the toilet, saw Yan Laosan standing at the door of the toilet.

"Help, come and save me!"

Suddenly, there was a sharp and piercing shout from the toilet next door. It turned out that Jia Zhang's legs had softened and he would no longer fall into the cesspit.

"Old sister-in-law, hold on, I'll call Qin Yiru!"

Yan Laosan showed a dumbfounding expression.

For such a big person, he can still fall into the toilet, what evil comes with evil!
Seeing the scene where grandma fell into the toilet, Genggen was stunned and stood there blankly.

"Come on, the old sister-in-law of the Jia family has fallen into the cesspit! Come on quickly, the old sister-in-law of the Jia family has fallen into the cesspit!"

Yan Laosan ran into the courtyard in quick strides, shouting all the way.

Just when Yan Laosan went to call someone, Geng Geng felt his stomach start to roll over again, and he went into the toilet again in a pitiful manner!

Crash, blah!Another one goes in.

After Qin Huairu learned that her mother-in-law had fallen into the toilet, she hurried to He Zhuzi's door and yelled for He Zhuzi to help save her.

After Jia Dongxu heard this, Qin Huairu hurriedly urged Qin Huairu to save people!
When He Zhuzi heard Qin Huairu's door calling, he put on a coat and went out!
They ran and jumped to the public toilet, ready to get Jia Zhang up, but when they thought about it, they found another one went in.

"No way, no way, does Jiazhang really eat shit?"

Hearing Yan Laosan's voice from outside the house, Qiao Da Duo laughed happily!
Men, women and children in the courtyard house couldn't help laughing when they heard that Jia Zhang's family and Jigeng fell into the cesspit of the toilet.

A few children of the same age as GengGeng gave GengGeng a nickname - Eat ShitGeng, of course there will be another nickname in the future, which is more memorable than Eat ShiGong!

Back to the topic
Under the command of the uncle and others, Jia Zhang and Geng Geng, He Zhuzi, Qin Yiru and other young people in the courtyard started the cesspit rescue operation for Jia Zhang and Geng Geng.

This revenge can be said to whet Qiaodado's appetite this morning!
"vomit!"

Waves of nausea and vomiting welled up from the stomach.

Got it!
Another breakfast was saved, Giordado said depressedly.

It's really hurting the enemy by one thousand and self-defeating eight points. This wave is a big loss!

The use of these two words here made Qiaodado suddenly think of the alliance, crossing, and queen of the king, and it was inevitable that he would feel lost for a while.

Hospital
"Grandpa, please help me take a whole morning off today. My house is like this, and I can't work now."

Qin Huairu looked at Yi Zhonghai with a sad face.

"Don't worry, Xiao Qin! I'm here in the factory. I'll go and ask for leave for you later. You can take care of your mother-in-law and meme with peace of mind."

"Didn't the doctor say that the reason for the diarrhea is that I drank cold water after eating too much oil! The filthy things I ate were also washed out, and I can go back after the injection! It's nothing serious."

Yi Zhonghai looked at Qin Huairu with a look of pity for me, and he almost lost control!But he still has to maintain his image of a gentleman, to comfort Qin Huairu!
"Master, you also know that Dongxu of my family looks like this, the children are young, and the mother-in-law is old, the family really can't open the pot!

This medicine costs money, you can help me, lend me some money, and I will pay you back when I get paid! "Qin Huairu flashed Kazilan's big eyes.

"It's all trivial matters. I still have 15 yuan here. You can settle the medical bills first, and we can talk about paying back the money later."

Yi Zhonghai touched his pocket and found that he didn't bring much money with him when he went out today. If he didn't plan to let Geng Geng help with the elderly, he wouldn't give it!
Yi Zhonghai patted his chest, and he was immediately full of pride!He handed the money to Qin Huairu.

"Master, I don't know what I would do without you!"

At this time, Qin Huairu's eyes lit up when he saw the money, thinking that there is such a good thing?Can I still pay back the money?Then my own evil mother-in-law should suffer more times!

It's just a pain in the ass!