Siheyuan: Frog Journey: Beating the Animals

"Ahem! Everyone is here!"

Yi Zhonghai clenched his fist and put it to his mouth and coughed fakely!
"Today, there are two main reasons for everyone to come here! One is to come! He Yuzhu from our courtyard, Zhuzi plans to marry Qin Huairu's cousin Comrade Qin Jingru in the next year!"

Talk and talk and look at everyone!
"There is no elder in Zhuzi's family. He entrusted me to be the person in charge two days ago. This task is very difficult! But here I promise that I will arrange you beautifully for Zhuzi!"

"Master, I'm relieved to have you!"

He Yuzhu smiled and cupped his hands at the uncle.

"Secondly, some people in our courtyard are somewhat corrupt in their thinking!"

As soon as these words were said, the faces of the people changed drastically.

"I said Yi Zhonghai, if you fart, you can fart! Who is yin and yang?"

Xu Damao couldn't sit still.

Who is in the most dangerous situation in this courtyard now?By the way, it must be Xu Damao and Lou Xiaoe!
"Xu Damao, what did you say? Who gave you the courage to speak insultingly to the uncle?"

Liu Haizhong took the bait and wanted to show his sense of presence and right to speak in the courtyard!

"Xu Damao, you deserve a beating!"

As he said that, He Yuzhu showed a look of wanting to do something.

"It's none of your business, hang on high!"

"Teacher He Yuzhu, you haven't memorized the old man's words, have you?"

Qiao Dadu looked at the performance of the beasts with a chuckle.

Yi Zhonghai wanted to take advantage of the wind to beat Qiaodado, but Xu Damao came first!
"Xu Damao, it's none of your business, why are you so excited?"

Yi Zhonghai calmed down and said haha.

"Gioudado, the second thing I mainly want to criticize you is that our life is better than before, but you also have to consider other people in our compound. You eat big fish and meat every day, so that What do the other people in the yard think? They usually eat cornbread made of vegetable leaves mixed with black noodles."

"Sister-in-law Jia, tell me it's New Year's Eve today, what kind of New Year's Eve dinner does your family have?"

Yi Zhonghai winked at Jia Zhang.

"My poor life! Lao Jia, take me away! It's thirty this year, don't talk about giving you some tribute, our family can't even eat a dumpling! Some people! They even deliberately eat big fish and big meat , is not the same as us ordinary people!"

If this Jiazhang is alive now, he might be on a par with Driver Wu's acting skills!
Giordado murmured in his heart, and he was about to present her with an Oscar!

"Qiao Dadu, send the dishes you just made to Jia's family. Only by helping each other can we create a harmonious society!"

Yi Zhonghai's eloquent speech is no surprise to Qiao Dao 1
"That's right. Is this person surnamed Qiao divorced from the masses? You must send it to Jia's family. How pitiful is Jia's family?"

Some people began to respond to Yi Zhonghai's call!
The people in the compound were provoked by Jia Zhang and Yi Zhonghai, and they began to mutter in private!
The wind has just blown, and the minds of those who have ideas start to be active!
"Big fellow, don't be fooled by some people's words! Everyone, listen to me!"

Qiao Da often saw that the people in the courtyard seemed to be incited!

"Did everyone see that I often eat white flour steamed buns, and big fish and big meat don't look pleasing to the eye?"

"Let's put it this way, I didn't take care of my family in the past, and the whole family was not hungry by myself! The salary of a level 5 fitter must be guessed by the big guy!"

Gaudado cleared his throat.

"Why can't I improve my food every now and then? Just because of my food problem, I can't afford to be overrated just because of my food problem! Over the years, how have people led by Yi Zhonghai treated my family? , treat me, treat my father who died for the country?"

"Yi Zhonghai, tell me what benefits the Jia family has given you? Is it worth you to give him a platform for the Jia family? Don't teach me your out-of-the-box fake morality! Would you rather be a match?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? What benefits can the Jia family give me? You can't see the difficulties of the Jia family? Don't go astray, Qiao Daduo. If you continue to be obsessed, you are standing on the opposite side of the people!"

After hearing Qiaodado's rebuttal, Yi Zhonghai became angry.

"Yi Zhonghai, you said Jia's family is in trouble? There are more people in the compound who are in trouble than his family, why don't you go to help them? Why are you always yelling to donate money for Jia's family?"

"By the way, who in our compound dares to say that he is rich except you? The eighth-level fitter is 99 yuan a month without other allowances. Why don't you use it to help Jia's family? I heard that every time you donate money, you don't make any donations, do you?" ?”

Qiao Da Duo looked at Yi Zhonghai sharply.

"you!"

"What are you? Have you nothing to say? But I still have something to say! It's New Year's Eve today, so I didn't want to talk about the trivial matters of previous years! Yi Zhonghai, do you dare to say that you are a gentleman? I think it's just sanctimonious!"

Geordado looked contemptuous.

"Don't say there is nothing, now the big guy wants to see if you have divorced from the people, why don't you hurry up and send the food to Jia's family?"

This Yi Zhonghai is bewitched!
It turns out that Yi Zhonghai's emotional outburst tonight is due to the "Emotional Disturbance Instrument" that Da Vinci brought back a few days ago.
Item function: Designate a person to make him grumpy, speak without thinking, speak the truth, and do bad things!

"I admit that every time I donate money to the Jia family, I have selfish intentions. I have no children at this age, so I want a stick to support me? Why should I donate? I shut my eyes and everything else belongs to the Jia family. Then I Donate a fart!"

Everyone was dumbfounded, they had never seen such a brazen person!
"Now, why don't you donate to the Jia family? Do you still have humanity and compassion?"

"Yi Zhonghai, how do you know I didn't donate? After the death of Uncle Ma's son and daughter-in-law in the front yard, Uncle Ma lived by picking up scraps, and he didn't see you offering to donate to help. Sister-in-law Liu in the front room, her husband died in the line of duty, and she was alone I haven't seen you lending a helping hand to the two children! Do you want me to say more?"

Qiao Dadu looked at Yi Zhonghai like this!
From Yi Zhonghai's point of view, Qiao Dado's eyes that seemed to see through everything in his eyes made the hairs on his back stare!

What's wrong with me tonight, why am I being so aggressive?
"Do you have anything else to say? Big guys, do you think I'm divorced from the masses? Have you seen who is selfish?"

Qiao Dado looked at the crowd with his arms folded!

All this happened too fast, the second uncle, the third uncle, and others have not yet turned the corner.

"Qiaodado, I admit it. I hereby announce my resignation from the position of Grand Master of the compound, and let those who are capable live here!"

After saying this, Yi Zhonghai seemed to be a few years older.

After listening to Yi Zhonghai's words, everyone in the courtyard started talking!

"Cough cough, everyone be quiet, be quiet! I didn't expect Yi Zhonghai to be like this. I thought he was an upright gentleman before, but I didn't expect him to be this kind of person! If so, I, as the second uncle, have to bear it." Take up the burden of our compound! Then I will do this uncle!"

"Fuck! Liu Haizhong, what kind of virtue are you? Worse than an idiot bag! I think Qiao Dado has to be the master! Don't forget, he is an eighth-level fitter!"

Xu Damao's yin and yang bangs!Liu Haizhong couldn't get off the stage, and said angrily: "Xu Damao, you are not a good guy, he Qiao Dado has no ability to be a master, and this position of master must be occupied by capable people!"

"You can pull it down, who doesn't know that the whole hospital will count you as the happiest beating your son, let's see if your son will take care of you in the future!"

Xu Damao touched the two beards on his lips and looked at Liu Haizhong sarcastically.

"You don't lay eggs! You're also an outcast"

Liu Haizhong began to attack personally, the evening of Chinese New Year's Eve in the courtyard was too lively!
"Xu Damao, you really deserve a beating, you wait for me, don't let me find a chance, then I won't beat you to death!"

"Just you? He Yuzhu, you little trash!"

Talking about sparks flying around, let's do it!
After being dragged by the family members of both parties, this fight failed, what a pity for such a good show!
"Quiet, quiet, I think we should set up a grandpa in our compound in the future, it's useless if there are too many people! You can see that the third grandpa is flat, educated or a teacher, I think our courtyard will be headed by the third grandpa in the future. Bar!"

Qiao Da Duo made such a suggestion after watching the people's sanity begin to return.

Although Yan Laosan's performance was not good these days, compared to those two bastards, this one can still make do with it!
Yan Bugui's eyes lit up when he heard that Qiao Dadu made him the leader of the courtyard house!The smile on the chrysanthemum-like face is even brighter!
"Thanks to everyone's attention, I believe that the previous smog will no longer exist! With me, Yan Bugui, our civilized courtyard will come back."

After tonight's battle, it finally opened a new era for Qiaodado to rule the courtyard!