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I am kind, but the sky forbids it.

I am kind, but the world is dangerous.

Looking at the two cheerful old beasts, Yang Haiyang thought to himself: "I see that you two are getting old, so I don't want to do anything to you. However, if you look for abuse yourself, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

Yang Haiyang, who was not in a hurry, waited for another voice.

Accompanied by a ding-dong sound.

Yang Haiyang was overjoyed.

"Sure enough!"

That voice.

He couldn't be more familiar.

It was the sound of the system going online.

Torturing animals is certainly a kind of happiness.

but.

If this is happy, there are benefits.

That would be a win-win situation.

"Mission: Yan Bugui and the third mother are so despicable that they even set up the idea of ​​the host's house. Host, can you bear this? If you don't give these two old beasts a little color, are you sorry for the world? Righteousness is four words. Go, fight, fight to the end with beasts and evil. Let these two old beasts know that there is justice in the world."

"Task completion reward: TSMC technical information, tram new energy technical information..."

Although this time he returned to Forty-Nine City.

The mission rewards issued by the system do not have any daily necessities, nor do they have any monetary rewards.

but.

None of that matters.

after all.

This time I return to Forty-Nine City.

He, Yang Haiyang, came here to purchase the goods.

And this product is not money, but high-tech technology.

money.

With Yang Haiyang's current status, there is no shortage.

High-tech technology is the top class and the kingly way.

"System, you are so cute."

"Although, in the early days, you were not authentic; but under normal circumstances, you are more good at undressing people, and you are more conscientious."

"Well, can I ask you where you live and whether you are married? If you are single, then you should stay single."

While taking over the task.

Yang Haiyang also teased his own system.

The system's response appeared at this time.

The word "shameless" almost covered Yang Haiyang's entire field of vision.

"You actually molested the system, host, you are really dirty."

"First time, warning!"

The anthropomorphic voice of the system sounded at this time.

Yang Haiyang was stunned for a moment, and thought: Damn, what kind of situation is this warning, there will be no punishment.

Just when Yang Haiyang was a little worried.

next second.

Yang Haiyang was a little speechless.

because.

Immediately afterwards, the large exclamation mark, the warning sign, disappeared at this moment.

Instead, the system said: "I like it!"

Yang Haiyang: "..."

Yang Haiyang shouted in his heart: System, you are perverted.

…………

The night was quiet.

The treetops on the moon are a little white.

I don't know where the old raven came from, and after falling on the tree, it made a croaking sound.

A cool breeze rises from the ground.

blow.

The surprise and excitement in the hearts of the old couple Yan Bugui who were heading towards the backyard were blown away.

now.

The old couple, who supported each other, were looking around suspiciously.

There was even the word uneasy on his face.

Especially the big three.

At this moment, I almost jumped up.

because.

A black cat suddenly jumped out.

Although the third mother was not hurt, it gave her a fright.

"It's a cat!"

"As for making such a fuss!"

The third master Yan Bugui patted his wife's arm and said so.

"Old man, I always feel that the atmosphere is not right."

The third mother suddenly said this.

Yan Bugui asked, "What's wrong?"

Three moms: "First the old raven barked, and then the black cat sprang out suddenly. The older generation often said that when the old raven called for nothing, the black cat was making trouble with the ghost. Do you think it is Yang Haiyang's ghost that is about to appear? "

If it weren't for the reminder from the three mothers.

Yan Bugui really didn't think about it.

Now that he has such an outline in his mind, even Yan Bugui himself is not calm.

"Old lady, don't scare yourself."

"What age is it?"

"What are you doing all this trouble?"

now.

Yan Bugui pretended to be calm.

But the third mother was not so calm, and gave an example: "Don't believe me. Others don't understand, we don't understand that Jia Zhang. What kind of person is that old widow? The fat in her mouth suddenly vomited Come out, do you think this is normal?"

"What's wrong with this!"

Yan Bugui was still stubborn.

Three moms: "If it wasn't for Yang Haiyang's ghost to claim her life, she would have escaped from Yang Haiyang's house. Don't forget that on weekdays, when you go to the toilet, that old woman will lock the door tightly. In the yard Looking at other people's eyes is like guarding against thieves. Today, her behavior is really abnormal. "

in fact.

The three mothers might as well not talk about it.

The more he heard the words of the third mother, the more hairy Yan Bugui felt.

but.

Even if the scalp is numb and the whole body is uncomfortable.

The old man still didn't hit the south wall and didn't look back: "Don't scare yourself. As a materialist, I can tell you clearly that there are no ghosts and gods in the world. Think about the good, think about Yang Haiyang's house It's going to be ours right now. There's nothing more exciting in the world than this."

I don't know if Yan Bugui's ideological work has been done properly.

It was still the third mother who was tempted by interests, and didn't even know what fear was.

As soon as I heard about Yang Haiyang's house.

The third mother became excited: "That's true."

As the successor of the Yan family's excellent family tradition.

Yan Bugui and the three mothers are old couples who value the word interest more than anything else.

Haunting is certainly scary, and it makes them shudder.

However, compared to losing the fat to the mouth, this fear is nothing.

because.

Keep it cheap.

Benefits don't count.

Then even if they close their eyes, people like them will not be reconciled.

One step at a time and three turns back are the current state of the three mothers.

Suddenly the legend in the backyard terrified the third mother, but her interests drove her to move on.

"If we had known that something like this would happen today, we should have asked that blind man Chen for some ghost exorcism charms."

The three mothers regretted a little.

Yan Bugui: "Don't mention that blind man Chen, he's been missing for several years, and he doesn't know if he's dead or alive. However, there's no exorcism talisman, and it's rumored that boy urine can ward off evil spirits. We should have prepared some before."

"Is there any use in saying this now!"

The third mother also secretly regretted it.

Nearly.

closer.

at last.

at this moment.

Come to the backyard.

Yang Haiyang's house had already appeared in the sight of the old couple.

Although the road was calm and nothing happened, but if it didn't happen before, it doesn't mean it won't happen in the future.

The third mother handed the lock to Yan Bugui: "Old man, you go and lock the door."

Yan Bugui was full of bitterness: Why didn't you go?