Gao Wu: Awakening all professions, I teamed up with Xiaohua

I saw that Shenjing Bing was tied to a huge earthen cross frame, and his legs were divided.

The two arms and two thighs, the big head and the small head, were all tied tightly with ropes.

At this time, two bull monsters came to Shenjing Bing with a big basin in their arms, and began to wipe something on his body.

A pungent smell floated into Zheng Jing's nose from a long distance away.

"Yuck~"

"Junior brother, you have to persevere. When you succeed, recall this experience again, and you will find out."

"It's so disgusting!"

"Senior brother has withdrawn first, and will come to see you tomorrow!"

On the other side, Shenjing Bing, who was sleeping soundly, was also awakened by this pungent smell.

"Yuck~"

"Fuck you, uncle, what did you put on Daoist?"

At this time, one of the bull demons looked at Shenjing Bing with a heartbroken face and said.

"Shut up, you, we are not even qualified to wipe this kind of high-quality animal blood essence!"

"That's right, you really don't know your blessings in the midst of blessings!"

"I bless you, uncle, don't beat me!"

"Master~ When will you come to save me, this disciple can't take it anymore~"

At this time, Qin Ming in the carriage seemed to feel the call of Shenjing soldiers, and shivered subconsciously.
"Brother, you are biased!"

"Huh? Why am I biased?"

"Hmph, you're still talking!"

"Okay, okay, I'll give it to you next time~"

"That's almost there!"

On the other side, Liu Shuang'er rolled her eyes helplessly, her body was still trembling slightly, as if she was trying her best to endure something.

At this time, the color of the sky outside was completely dark, and Zheng Jing was leaning against the stone wall of a cave with his eyes closed.

Since Xiaobai on his head hadn't moved from the beginning to the end, Zhengjing gradually forgot about Xiaobai.

Zheng Jing gradually fell into a deep sleep.

At this time, Xiaobai on his head opened his eyes instantly. I don't know if it was an illusion. The corners of Xiaobai's mouth seemed to raise a slight arc. After shaking the little tail behind him a few times, it also closed again. eyes.

And the next moment, Zhengjing, who had fallen into a deep sleep, felt in a daze that a figure appeared beside him.

"Who? Who are you?"

"Husband, what's wrong with you, husband? I'm your wife?"

The figure turned into a beautiful woman in the next second. Her body was covered with a layer of light blue veil, and her looming figure kept swaying, stimulating Zhengjing's nerves all the time.

"Impossible! How can I have a wife? Am I not a monk?"

"Husband, what nonsense are you talking about? When did you become a monk? Why doesn't my concubine know?"

The woman took a step forward, and suddenly a handkerchief appeared in her hand, and she kept wiping the sweat off Zheng Jing's forehead.

"Husband is tired, why are you sweating so much?"

"It's all my fault for being greedy and wanting to eat fish. It's all my fault for causing my husband to work so hard. Huh~"

Looking at the crying woman in front of her, Zheng Jing couldn't help but frowned.

"Don't cry, it's not wrong to want to eat fish, I'll help you catch one!"

"Really? Husband, I love you to death~"

When the woman heard the words, her grief turned into joy in an instant, and she jumped into Zhengjing's embrace.

Feeling the softness and temperature from the woman, Zheng Jing subconsciously wanted to shrink back
"Husband, do you dislike my concubine?"

"Or is it that the husband has always been angry with his concubine?"

"No, no!"

Zheng Jing shook his head violently, trying to wake himself up.

It's just that no matter the surrounding environment or the feeling brought to him by the people in front of him, they are all extremely clear.

He couldn't tell if it was reality or a dream.

Or could it be said that this is the world in which he really lives, and the self in another world is actually a monk?
"By the way, Mrs. Shi, where are the fish?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhengjing said this, the woman on the opposite side laughed outright.

"Husband, are you really sleepy? The fish are naturally in the water?"

"So, where is the water?"

"Water? Water is naturally there"

The woman did not speak, but slowly took off the veil on her body
The next moment, in the cave where Zhengjing himself was, there were bursts of Buddha's light that pierced the sky, illuminating the dark night as if it were day.

"Amitabha!"

Then, accompanied by a loud and clear voice, Zhengjing floated directly into the sky.

At this time, the little fox below was curled up in a corner and shivering.

"Amitabha Buddha, the Four Noble Truths, the Noble Eightfold Path, and the Twelve Causes and Conditions are all Buddhist teachings, and every peck and drink is pre-determined!"

"Little fox, I think you have just opened your mind, you have no evil thoughts in your heart, it's just a moment of stubbornness, this time I will forgive you, I hope you can do it yourself!"

Then the Buddha's light dissipated, Zhengjing opened his eyes, and slowly fell from the sky.

Zhengjing stared blankly at the front, and it took some time before he regained his composure, and shook his head vigorously.

"What's going on? Where's my wife?"

"Damn! It's just one step away, I'm just one step away and I'm going in!"

"Who is it, which bastard interrupted me and my wife from catching fish, do you dare to come out, I will let you see what is called Tathagata palm!"

"Do you dare to tell me who you are!"

"Wow! I'm so angry!"

At this time, Xiaobai seemed to have heard the familiar voice, and tremblingly crawled to Zhengjing's feet, with a very aggrieved expression on his face.

"Haw! Haw!"

Xiao Bai's cry seemed to wake up Zheng Jing who was getting angry, and Zheng Jing gently hugged Xiao Bai in his arms, staring at Xiao Bai in a daze.

"Have you seen the poor monk's wife?"

"Haw! Haw!"

(I saw it, but your wife was scared to death by an old bald donkey, so she dared not show up!)

"Hey, forget it, you are just a fox who has just opened up your wits, how could you know where the poor monk's wife is?"

Shaking his head, Zhengjing put Xiaobai on his big head, which had become more radiant, and then flew straight into the air, as if he was looking for something.

It wasn't until a river appeared in his sight that a smile slowly appeared on the corner of Zhengjing's mouth.

"Miss, although I don't know where you have been, but next time I meet my husband, I will definitely bring your favorite fish with me."

For some reason, just after Zheng Jing finished speaking, a drop of crystal clear water landed on Zheng Jing's forehead.

Zheng Jing looked up subconsciously.

"Huh? It's not raining either."

"Haw!"

Fool, it's not raining, I'm just thinking about you