Gao Wu: Awakening all professions, I teamed up with Xiaohua

three days later
In the middle of the endless sea, a small boat swayed on the magnificent sea.

The two figures on the boat are one long and one short, very harmonious.

"Myojin, are you taking the bait from a wisher?"

While rowing the boat, Shenjingbing looked at Qin Ming who was fishing and joked.

On the other hand, Qin Ming was holding a slender wooden stick with a sea snake tied to it, dangling there.

"You still have the face to say?"

"Originally, I was fishing well, but it was just a wave. The boat capsized and broke the fishing rod I bought for 250 yuan. How did you become a boatman?"

"Do it if you can, get out if you can't"

After Shenjing Bing heard Qin Ming's words, he was immediately unhappy!
What do you mean?With whom!

"Myojin, are you serious? Then I really left?"

Shenjing Bing made a gesture to leave, but when he looked back at the endless sea, he was instantly discouraged.

"Are you leaving? Why, are you reluctant to leave me?"

Shenjing Bing glanced helplessly at the boat under his feet.

Don't look at this thing, it seems useless, but it really can't work without it at the critical moment!

It would be nice if you were the only one on board.
At this moment, Qin Ming's fishing rod suddenly sank, and he and his rod were all pulled into the sea.

"Fuck!"

"Did my wish come true?"

But the next moment, an extremely terrifying mouth appeared from under the sea, swallowing the entire boat and the Shenjing soldiers.

"This shit is a Neptune???"

Following the last words spoken by Shenjing Bing, the entire sea returned to calm.

After going through a period of bumps and torrents, a voice sounded in the darkness.

"Taoism: Bytedance, fire!"

(Silently advertised to the old club. Nice!)
A ray of flame ignited directly on Shenjingbing's fingertips, instantly illuminating the surrounding environment.

"Yuck~"

"What does it smell like? It smells so bad!"

At this moment, streaks of green liquid suddenly appeared around, rushing towards the current location of Shenjing Bing.

The Shenjing soldiers saw at a glance that the boat they were riding in was parked not far ahead.

But just as he saw the streaks of green liquid, after touching the boat, the hull was swallowed by it at a speed visible to the naked eye.

He realized it instantly.

"Isn't this fucking stomach acid?"

Master Shenjingbing began to pinch the Dao seal with both hands, and he muttered words.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Purification Mantra!"

"No. The Golden Body Curse!"

The next moment, a golden light emerged directly from his body, protecting him.

The corner of Shenjingbing's mouth raised a smug smile.

"With the Golden Light Curse to protect me, it's just a little stomach acid. As long as I'm careful, I can definitely get out."

Unexpectedly, at the next moment, the location of the Shenjing soldiers directly shook violently.

It was as if the earth was shaking, and the sky was collapsing, making it difficult for him to even stand.

"Damn, what the hell is going on?"

On the other side, the sea is no longer calm at this moment.

A huge Neptune appeared on the water surface, and after careful inspection, one could find that there seemed to be an extra figure on its head.

"Thunderbolt, bang, bang, bang!"

"Let you eat my fishing rod!"

"Let you eat my sea snake!"

"Let you drag me into the water!"

"If I hadn't eaten a water-proof bead in the murlocs before and didn't return it to others, I wouldn't have been drowned by you!"

The sea kings under Qin Ming were dizzy from his fists.

Constantly tumbling and shaking.

Originally, it wanted to fight the human in front of it in the sea, but who would have thought that not only is he not afraid of water, but he is even happier swimming in the water than him?
So in desperation, he had no choice but to surface, hoping to throw off the human beings on his body.

Fortunately, there is a tentacles growing on the top of his head.
There is no way to be caught by this human being.

This makes Neptunes can't help but think of the happy and beautiful life in the past. Its tentacles are the representative of its handsomeness, and it can often produce unexpected effects when courting a mate.

But now it seems that I was cheated by this tentacles.
"roar~"

"Damn human, let go of my tentacles!"

Qin Ming was having a good time beating, and when he heard the voice of the sea kings below him, he was shocked.

"I'll go, I'll become another one! Can you speak human language?"

The sea kings under their feet let out a dismissive laugh.

"You humans are just the lowest race, why is it so difficult to understand your language?"

"You say we humans are an inferior race?"

"of course!"

"Okay, then have you ever heard what is called Dangdang Dangdang?"

Qin Ming's words directly caused the Neptunes to fall into silence. No matter how hard they thought, they couldn't understand the meaning of Dangdang Dangdang at all.

"What is Dangdang Dangdang?"

Qin Ming raised a smile at the corner of his mouth, and at the same time summoned the Holy Dragon Cross.

That's right, after many years of teaching by the seventh-generation high priest, the current Qin Ming no longer needs a password when summoning the Holy Dragon Cross.

"Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang"

"Falling Phoenix Hammer!"

"when!"

"when!"

"when!"

"when!"

"when!"

"Howl~"

The severe pain made Neptune understand the meaning of Dang very deeply, and it almost fell into a faint.

The body unconsciously collapsed on the surface of the sea, and the slightly trembling body seemed to have experienced some inhumane treatment.

The next moment, accompanied by an indescribable smell, a large lump of pale yellow object sprayed out from the sea king's buttocks.

"Fuck, was it broken by me?"

"Brother Haiwang, you have to calm down, I really don't intend to kill you, don't give up on yourself!"

"You ate my boat, you must be responsible!"

Originally, just before the sea kings were about to fall into a coma completely, after hearing the first half of Qin Ming's words, it was still trying hard to open its eyes
But after hearing Qin Ming's second half of the sentence, it directly chose to give up the treatment.

"Yuck~"

"Ah~ bah!"

"Fuck! Fuck!"

"The best son of the poor, Ying Ming, was swallowed by a sea king today, and he was actually pulled out."

"This makes Pindao how to behave in the future? Fortunately, no one found out!"

Just as Qin Ming looked at the comatose sea kings worrying under his feet, he suddenly heard a familiar voice.

"Shenjing soldiers?"

"Myojin?"