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Chapter 54: Eating poop until you vomit!

for this proposal.

Jia Dongxu refused without thinking.

Because he can't accept it at all, and wants his son to eat shit!
I would rather go to the street to try my luck, maybe I can find a Taoist priest myself.

And it's normal for him to think so.

Because if you really eat shit, you will never be able to hold your head up for the rest of your life.

It is even said that it will directly become the shadow of childhood, and it will take a lifetime to save it.

"No, no, stick stems belong to my Jia family, so they must not be eaten!!"

After Jia Dongxu finished speaking.

As a mother, Qin Huairu was entangled. After all, this is a bewitched person, her body is cold, and she might die soon.

And others after hearing Chen Guohua's method.

Everyone frowned, thinking that the Chinese New Year was coming soon, and seeing a person eating shit was really disgusting.

Moreover, according to what he said, it seems that not only eating, but also smearing the body of the stick with golden soup.

Just thinking about this scene made me feel even more disgusted.

As a result, many people at the scene shook their heads.

Chen Guohua also expected everyone to react like this.

After all, the holidays are coming soon, and it's a bit heavy to watch other people eat shit.

So, he said lightly.

"Actually, it's nothing. This is just the first method. There are two other methods that can also destroy evil."

"Which two? Tell me!"

Qin Huairu yelled out almost instantly.

After she finished shouting, the audience's eyes once again focused on Chen Guohua.

"The second method is to use black dog blood to drive away evil spirits."

"As for the third one, sticky rice is used."

Done.

Chen Guohua didn't say a word.

Pretending that I have already stated all the options, as for how to choose, it is none of my business.

After Chen Guohua finished these.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Jia Zhang and the others with some embarrassment.

Very simple.

In this era, materials are scarce, how can there be black dog blood to buy them?

Not only can't buy it, but take the whole compound as an example.

There is only one old yellow dog in the whole courtyard.

So the first earthwork is not feasible.

The same is true for glutinous rice.

Everyone needs food stamps to buy rice. Naturally, it is difficult to get rarer grains like glutinous rice.

Even if the supply and marketing cooperatives have them, they are all sick now, and it's too late to go back and forth to exchange glutinous rice.

Neither will the second earth recipe.

In this situation, Yi Zhonghai knew that if he dragged on, his life might be at stake.

So, he looked at the Jia family and said hastily.

"I can't continue to hesitate, hurry up and get ready, I can't worry so much now."

"The big deal is that we won't mention it until the stick is ready, and we'll just grow up hiding it from him."

Even Yi Zhonghai accepted this outrageous proposal.

Qin Huairu and the others also nodded helplessly.

After all, time waits for no one, the body of the stick is getting stiffer, and the temperature is getting lower and lower.

Seeing the two reluctantly nodding, Yi Zhonghai was worried that they would regret it, so he called Xu Damao to get some gold soup from the hut.

Why doesn't he go by himself?

Isn't this nonsense? Just thinking about it is disgusting. How could he do it himself as a master?

Of course, the person involved, Xu Damao, was involved.

And Xu Damao hated chicken thieves, so he kept nodding his head in agreement.

But because the Chinese New Year is approaching, and the weather in the north is freezing, everything in the hut is hard.

In the end, Xu Damao came out of the hut, and said helplessly: "Brother Guohua, the inside is frozen hard, even more like a popsicle, it can't be done at all."

Hearing this, Chen Guohua's mind came up with the image of sticky sticks having trouble swallowing feces-yellow popsicles.

There was a subconscious chill in my heart.

So, he spoke impatiently.

"Everyone's sticks are like this, why don't you let your child eat something warm?"

"Hurry up, make it on the spot, if you can't get it in, then soak it in urine to make a paste, and pour it into the mouth of the stick."

Say so.

Chen Guohua only felt nausea and cramps in his stomach.

Obviously, just thinking about this kind of thing is enough to make people feel sick.

Even the onlookers felt disgusted before watching it. It is completely predictable how disgusting the stick will be after waking up?

Finish with this proposal.

Everyone was taken aback when they heard this, but in the end everyone found that this was the only way to do it.

But now who is so easy to relieve?

Even if you want to relieve yourself, who is willing to pull it out and feed it to the stick?
Even if it is to help others, it will definitely offend the Jia family.

But when things were about to stop, Xu Damao got some crotons from home, and ate them resolutely in order to retaliate against the chicken thief.

So, after Xu Damao went to the latrine for a while, he made a loophole from home.

After the preparations were completed, without any hesitation, he directly inserted the funnel into the stick's mouth.

After that, pour the freshly baked golden soup of feces and urine into the stick's mouth little by little.

The golden soup also flowed down the esophagus and flowed into the stick's stomach little by little.

It's just that the stick stem is still in a "zombie" state, his whole body is extremely stiff, he doesn't even have basic perception, and naturally he doesn't react much.

Just like that, Banggen was full, and under Xu Damao's tricks, both nostrils were blocked by Xiang.

Seeing this, Chen Guohua also felt that it was almost done, so he interrupted the effect of the zombie experience card.

that's it.

The stick stem returned from the zombie state to the normal state.

Organs begin to function normally.

Wait until everything returns to normal.

An unforgettable stench came from the tip of the stick's nose!

The abdomen feels disgusting like eating feces!

In an instant, his body repelled and began to vomit.

With a whoosh he vomited out.

The chicken I ate in the morning was also vomited out mixed with feces and urine.

When this picture appeared, the eyes of everyone looking at the stick changed.

If the stick is stealing chickens, then the other party is a thief, but at least he is still a human being.

In addition, he is not very old, so even if it is stealing, everyone may forget it after a long time.

But now, in front of everyone, this scene of spitting shit upright appeared.

Everyone will never forget it for a lifetime!

No, there was a hint of fear in everyone's eyes when they saw the stick.

It seems that what you are looking at is not a person, but a dog that is full of shit! ! !

Especially the great master Yi Zhonghai.

He looked directly at Sticky with disgust.

I even made up my mind.

If this kid dares to step into the house, he will definitely be kicked out!

Not for anything else, just because he is so embarrassing to the hospital!

It can be said.

This is not only the childhood shadow of Stick One, but also the shadow of several old men in their later years.

In the eyes of the neighbors in the courtyard.

In the future, just hearing the word stick stem, the stench will unconsciously rise in my heart.

With such a disdainful attitude.

Stick stem naturally became the most hated person in the courtyard.

But what he didn't know was that in the future, he would become the most despised person in Forty-Nine City.

same.

It is impossible for him to know in this life.

The only reason his fate has changed since then.

Just because I was thinking about the Chen family, I took a look at the Chen family.

Just this little gesture.

Just let him change his life!

Of course, these are things for later, so I won't mention them for now.

Just say it's great right now.

By now he had emptied everything in his stomach.

But even so, he still couldn't resist the nausea rising in his stomach.

The disgusting feeling seemed to make him spit out his stomach before giving up.

There is also Xiang in the nostrils, no matter how you dig it out, you can't clean it, and there is a stench that goes straight to your forehead when you breathe casually.

But he didn't know what happened.

Unable to understand the truth of the matter, he burst into tears of grievance.

Crying in the face of the stick.

Xu Damao was not happy.

This stick is obviously a chicken thief, and he does good things to help him.

Why do you act like you are bullying him now?

Thinking like this, Xu Damao felt a little unbalanced, and immediately complained: "Stinky boy, why are you crying? Didn't you eat my shit very delicious just now? Why are you crying now?"

After speaking, he didn't wait for the stick to respond.

Qin Huairu began to comfort her: "Son, it's for your own good that Uncle Da Mao eats shit for you, otherwise you wouldn't be able to survive."

"Yes, my dear grandson, eat more while it's hot, what if the evil spirit is not killed after vomiting so much?" Jia Zhang also comforted and persuaded.

It's okay for the two of them not to comfort them, but when they tried to persuade them, it immediately made Bang Geng numb.

How can there be parents who eat shit for their children?
This time, the cries of Stick Terrier became louder.