The system takes me for surgery

"Understood the doctor." The woman nodded and said, "Every season, I get headaches and nausea due to changes in air pressure."

Shen Weiwei asked: "You are pregnant, do you still go to work?"

The woman said: "Still working at the bank"

Shen Weiwei twitched his lips and asked, "That's no way. Humans are very similar to animals. Animals try not to move when it rains, but you were born as a human and a laborer. You can only endure it. I also have a headache. I can't help it." I will still treat you as a doctor."

The woman smiled, helplessly.

Liang Yi listened to the side and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. This director is really pissed off, she can piss off everything, but she always responds with humor, but she does have a lot of patients, maybe many of them are just I like such a straightforward doctor.

At this time, a female patient in her 50s came. As soon as she walked in, the two of them smelled alcohol.

Shen Weiwei asked: "Why did you come to see a doctor after drinking?"

The woman smiled plainly and said, "I'm used to it. I'm used to drinking a little before going to bed and a little after I wake up."

The director took the liver function test report and said, "I saw that your liver is not good. This wine is poison to you."

The woman said in disbelief: "I didn't buy this wine. I brewed it myself. The bought ones have added chemical ingredients, which is poison, and the wine made by myself is not poison."

"Does the wine have to be divided? Is it made by myself? It's not like that. As long as it's wine, you can't drink too much. It's best not to drink alcohol like you."

"That's unbearable."

The director asked, "How much alcohol do you drink every day?"

The woman said: "Drink 3 taels when you are in a good mood."

The director smiled and asked, "Okay... what about when you're in a bad mood?"

Women: "When you are in a bad mood, you have a bad appetite, so you can only drink one tael."

"That really can't make you feel too good. People want to be in a better mood and in better health. If you are in a good mood every day, you will not be able to live well."

The director stopped trying to persuade her to quit drinking, and said, "For a test, you have to take off one leg of your trousers."

The woman asked: "How to take it off? Doctor?"

"How do you take off your pants? Don't ask me, or your husband took off your pants for you."

"Just take off your pants normally."

"Yes, otherwise, just take off your trousers without tearing them open."

This director is really a genius. Liang Yi is writing the outpatient medical records and collecting jokes. She is really interesting!

After finishing the outpatient consultation, Liang Yi was called to follow up at night. Cao Chong explained: "Today is Ou Bingbing's first day on the front line. Liang Yi, you follow up with me. I will rest in the resident doctor's duty room. When you are on duty, If there is anything, you can deal with it first, and if you can't deal with it, then call me."

Ou Bingbing was a little confused, and said, "Senior Cao, what should I do if I don't know how to deal with heavy bleeding?"

"Unlucky! I haven't met you for several weeks, can you let me sleep well?"

"Ah, I'm sorry, senior, I'm just worried."

On-duty doctors are paid on-duty fees. Follow-on-duty doctors like Liang Yi don’t have on-duty fees, so the on-duty doctors have to pay for meals to the on-duty doctors.

But in Liang Yi's opinion, Ou Bingbing is still a graduate student. Although he is paid on duty, his financial ability is far inferior to his own.
Liang Yi said, "What do you want to eat tonight?"

Ou Bingbing said: "Senior, you are following me, let me order."

"You're still studying, I'll just have some."

"How embarrassing that is."

"It's okay, the senior still has some money."

Ou Bingbing thought for a while and said, "Thank you senior, I like spicy food."

"Then eat Sichuan cuisine."

Ou Bingbing picked Mao Xuewang.

"Do you want Maoxuewang? Then I will order it."

"Thank you, Tuhao senior."

"You're welcome!" After clicking, Liang Yi inexplicably thought of pregnant women bleeding, and said, "I seem to have an ominous premonition."

Ou Bingbing asked: "What's the matter, the name Maoxuewang doesn't seem to suit our department."

Ou Bingbing seemed to think of something too?Said: "Ah,? I feel bad too! Is it too late to refund now?"

Liang Yi called. The merchant has already prepared the dishes, and the rider is delivering them...

After eating Maoxuewang, the two sat in the office anxiously.

After a while, Liang Yi said: "This Maoxuewang effect is a bit good."

"What's the matter, senior?" Ou Bingbing asked.

"I need to delete the memory."

"What is memory deletion..."

"Just emptying the rectum..."

"Haha... let's go."

Liang Yi had just gone to the bathroom when the calling bell rang.

Ou Bingbing's heart skipped a beat,
The nurse came over and said, "The bed 32 is uncomfortable."

"Where does it hurt?"

"Just say my stomach is uncomfortable."

"Okay, I'll go take a look..." Ou Bingbing saw the patient.

She couldn't tell why, and when Ou Bingbing lifted the quilt to see, there was a pool of blood.

It turned out that the woman was "feeling a little uncomfortable" because blood was gushing from the shade.

What should I do?
How to do!
To stop the bleeding, but how to stop the bleeding?

She hurriedly called Cao Chong, hoping that she would appear soon, and then reassured the patient that everything would be fine, but at this time her thigh kept gushing blood...

At this time, Liang Yi said that Ou Bingbing came over after using the toilet, why is Ou Bingbing not in the duty room anymore, he went to the nurse station to ask that he had gone to the ward.

He rushed over, saw a large amount of blood, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Yin is bleeding, but I don't know why?" Ou Bingbing said anxiously.

Liang Yi immediately performed a PV examination on the patient, and then took out a placenta that caused bleeding.

Immediately after the foreign body was removed, the patient seemed much better, and after a little blood transfusion and rapid fluid rehydration, she was fine.

When Cao rushed over, Liang Yi had already dealt with it.

Liang Yi said: "The bleeding has stopped, and the patient's condition is better now, let's observe again."

Cao Chong saw that the mother was in good condition, walked out of the ward, and said to Liang Yi with a smile: "It's not easy to not be scared when you encounter this kind of thing on the first day of duty. not bad.

"Hemostasis is similar in the entire surgical system. Find out the cause of bleeding, remove foreign objects, and block the bleeding point."

"Knowing how to use it, it seems that he is an experienced old surgeon."

Many times I am afraid of being called old, but a doctor is a profession that is not afraid of being called old. In the eyes of our people, being able to become you is an old doctor.It is a doctor who has rich experience and can deal with various situations, so he is qualified to be called an old doctor.