The system takes me for surgery

Tan Aizhu said: "I almost forgot about it, I thought you wouldn't come back."

Liang Yi frowned and said, "I'm so nervous when you say that, so I need to review the knowledge of obstetrics and gynecology first."

"Read the book, I won't affect you. Just call me when the takeaway arrives."

Liang Yi hurriedly dug out the e-book "Obstetrics and Gynecology" to read.

Every time he is in a new environment, Liang Yi will feel a little uneasy, which may be caused by his insecurity about unfamiliar environments.

But it is also because of this sense of insecurity that he urgently needs to adjust his state and cope with the new environment with sufficient knowledge reserves, which is why he can quickly integrate into the rhythm of the new department.

He has already arranged with Tan Aizhu, internal medicine will be handled by her, surgery will be handled by Liang Yi, the two of them have a tacit understanding,

Because Tan Aizhu doesn't like dealing with surgical patients very much, debridement and sutures are quite troublesome for her.

As for Liang Yi, although it is not difficult for him to deal with internal medicine, compared with surgery, he still prefers to use his hands.

People who are obsessed with surgery and internal medicine may really be determined by nature. People with strong hands-on ability will have a strong sense of accomplishment through surgery, while those who explore the truth from clues prefer internal medicine, so that the work can be more brain-intensive Hands less.

It may also be because of such characteristics, so everyone has such an impression. Most people think that surgeons have strong hands-on ability and good athletic talent, so they look more sunny, while physicians like to use their brains rather than hands. Gentle, like an ancient scholar.

Liang Yi had just read a page of the book when a man with a slight limp came in, and beside him was a tall and strong woman supporting him.

Liang Yi wanted to go over to help the man, but the man said anxiously, "Don't let your white coat touch my clothes."

Liang Yi shook his head with a wry smile, and could only take a step back, letting his wife help him onto the emergency bed.

As soon as Liang Yi encountered this kind of patient, he knew that this patient was not easy to "handle".

There are two kinds of patients that doctors are most afraid of. One is the patient who does not regard his disease as a disease. He doesn't care about taking medicine and treatment when you tell him.

One is a normal person who regards trivial abnormalities as illnesses. This kind of patient is also difficult to deal with, because you tell him to relax and he will feel better, but he can always come to your office and beat you for various reasons. It is more painful to deal with such "long-winded" patients than to deal with two critically ill patients.

When the woman was about to put the man down and let him sit on the hospital bed, the man asked anxiously, "Doctor, are you keeping this bed clean?"

Liang Yi nodded and said, "A patient was rescued in the afternoon, and this disposable bed sheet was laid just now, so it's clean."

The man's expression changed, and he said, "I have rescued the patient, is that patient dead?"

"No, that patient was in hemorrhagic shock caused by a car accident trauma."

"It's so scary, and the car accident is too scary. Fortunately, I don't drive." The man said to himself, "Then your bed sheet won't be clean if you change it."

Now Liang Yi is speechless, I can't change the bed for you, he thought to himself, but he didn't say it out.

The tall and strong woman glared at the man and said, "Do you want to sit down? I can't even support you, my arms are sore." After hearing this.The man sat down reluctantly,
His wife swung her arms and said, "Doctor, he fell down the stairs and help him see what's going on."

Liang Yi dealt with it as quickly as possible, and asked, "How many stairs are there?"

"The stairs have at least seven or eight floors." The man rushed to talk.

His daughter-in-law shook her head and said, "No, it's only four or five steps." While speaking, she gestured and said, "That small step is as high as the palm of your hand."

Liang Yi listened to the tone of their husband and wife, and then looked at the man's ankle. There was only a small hole of three to four centimeters, and the hole was not deep. It only needed three to five stitches.

"That's okay, I have to bandage it first, and then go to take an X-ray and come back to debride and suture it."

The man asked: "Why do you need to wrap it up first? You have to take it apart after wrapping it up. Why don't you sew it up for me first?"

Liang Yi explained: "I bandaged it for you first, because I was afraid of bleeding too much. If I didn't take an X-ray, I wouldn't be able to see any foreign objects inside.

"Hey, you doctors like to take off your pants and fart a lot of procedures, bandage and then take it off, take it off and bandage it again, you can count the money twice.

Liang Yi stopped talking to him. When he met such a patient, he couldn't tell him anything.

His wife gave him a blank look, and shouted, "Do whatever the doctor says. If you know how, you can be a doctor yourself." After being told by his wife, the man immediately turned into a frost-beaten eggplant and immediately withered. up.

After Liang Yi finished bandaging him, he took an x-ray and the bones were fine, as long as the wound was debrided and sutured.

After taking the man to the debridement room,
The man saw those obsolete medical equipment and the debridement table had rusted, and said with a look of disgust: "Your hospital earns hundreds of millions every year, and you earn hundreds of millions, why can't you replace it with better equipment?" ah?"

Liang Yi spread his hands and said helplessly: "You have to tell our dean, our little doctor can't afford such an expensive thing."

"Well, I don't know what to change in the current medical reform, and I don't know where to spend the money. Even the operating table is in tatters." The man turned his head and looked at the drape on the debridement table. , Said: "By the way, please give me a new one, I don't like to use someone else's."

Liang Yi became a little impatient when he met this kind of person, and he said: "This is a one-time drape, but if you want me to replace you with a new debridement table, this condition is not possible at present, please understand .”

"Since it's here, it's safe. Alas, there's no way. I'm afraid that I didn't get infected, but I got infected when I went to your side."

When encountering this kind of doctor who doesn't trust himself very much, and is critical of everything, the doctor's heart will be filled with ten thousand muddy horses galloping past...

Doctors generally do not refuse to treat patients, but when they encounter such patients, they actually want to refuse treatment in their hearts.

Liang Yi said: "Or, you can go to other hospitals for debridement and suture."

"Can you be responsible if something happens on the road?" The man asked back.

Liang Yi said helplessly: "Then I can't be responsible, so you decide for yourself, see if you want to debride and suture here?"

After hesitating again and again, the man said: "You guys will earn the money. Wherever you go, let others earn the money."