The system takes me for surgery

Shan Linfei's signature is: nests are built on the flying bird tree, and the villain makes the tricks burn.

At this time, Shan Linfei felt an inexplicable sense of panic. She thought, when the patient was seeing me, she felt the same as I was unscrambling the old man. She hasn't seen a doctor for a long time, and she almost forgot this feeling
The old gentleman took her pulse and asked, "What disease are you looking for Bodhisattva to see this time?
Strange, the Buddha should know what kind of disease I need to see, why do I need you to ask me!

Shan Linfei made up one casually and said, "I've been feeling backaches a lot lately."

The old man thought about it, looked at her signature, and said thoughtfully: "Your career is in the stage of development, and there are many difficulties. As long as you can adhere to the principle of Zhongzheng, do things in the right way, pay attention to investigations, and be careful everywhere Be cautious and take contingency measures according to changes in the situation, and the business can move forward smoothly."

Just like treating Shu Yanxin just now, the old gentleman closed his eyes and muttered something, then wrote a rune and handed it to Shan Linfei.

She just finished watching it.

At this time, Shu Yanxin also got the medicinal materials. When she looked at the medicinal materials, it turned out to be the medicine prescribed by Suanzaoren Wan.The prescription of wild jujube kernels already has the effect of calming the nerves. She dialed it with her hands again, and there were still a few pieces of ibuprofen gum that had been torn from the package in the medicine bag.

Shan Linfei also took the rune to prescribe medicine and came back, also came back with a few ibuprofen capsules.

Liang Yi has now seen clearly what kind of trick this is, so he didn't go to the old man to release the sign.

Shan Linfei showed Shu Yanxin her few medicines, and she saw that these were the prescriptions made up of Body Pain Zhuyu Decoction.

They feel as if they have been cheated.

Liang Yi asked, "How much did you pay for these medicines?"

"It's 500 yuan for one person, and 1000 yuan for two people." Shu Yanxin said.

Liang Yi's eyes widened in fright, and he said, "This is less than 100 yuan outside, right?"

Although the two girls felt that something was wrong, they couldn't tell what was wrong for a while.

"Do you feel that you have been duped and can't tell what's wrong?" Liang Yi asked with a smile.

"Yes, yes, yes...that's how we feel."

Liang Yi said: "From the moment we entered the temple to draw lots, we have been hypnotized by them."

"Is hypnosis so powerful?"

Liang Yi explained: "The word hypnosis may be regarded by many people as a professional hypnotist who uses a series of operations to make people enter a magical state. This kind of hypnosis is generally far away from the public eye, and it is also hypnosis in a narrow sense. , and hypnosis in a broad sense occurs almost all the time and everywhere in almost everyone. The core of hypnosis is to make a person treat a thing or a concept, from contact to recognition to acceptance, and finally to regard it as his own concept And maintain it. And the process of hypnosis will be almost imperceptible to people, people will take it for granted, and this is the subtlety of hypnosis called hypnosis, which is to make the audience unaware of its existence. "

Shu Yanxin said: "Specific examples, don't talk about concepts, I don't understand."

Liang Yi said: "For example, the concept conveyed by parents and teachers is to study hard to obtain a high degree, to make continuous efforts to make money, and the whole collective thinking is advocating the constant pursuit of external success, and a set of Seemingly indestructible theory in favor of closed-loop arguments. Let's switch this scenario to a lottery."

The two women listened carefully.

Liang Yi said: "From the moment you draw lots, you start to think that Bodhisattva can understand you, right?"

"That's right, that's right." Shu Yanxin and Shan Linfei nodded in unison.

Liang Yi continued: "Then after you listened to the old man explaining the sign to you, do you feel that what he said is exactly your current state?"

"That's right! That's it!" Shan Linfei thought about the unpleasant things she had done in various hospitals, and the old man just happened to agree.

"Did you really believe what the old man said at that time? You didn't feel that something was wrong until the moment you got the medicine, right?"

Shan Linfei responded, "That's right! I didn't find anything wrong at all at first."

"Is it because you are a doctor that you know what medicine he prescribes?"

The two nodded and said, "That's right. If it wasn't for the doctor, I wouldn't know what's wrong with it."

"In fact, this is just complicating a simple problem. For example, ibuprofen and diclofenac sodium can relieve pain, but I don't want others to know, so I stir it in sesame oil, and then Drop a little ink, so that everyone can't see it, so I can claim it is an ancestral plaster?"

Shu Yanxin swears directly, and said, "Fuck, there is still this kind of operation."

"And this principle is the same as the lottery to see a doctor. These three old gentlemen may be serious doctors who have retired, and then come here to pretend to be Mr. Lottery. In fact, they should be able to see some diseases, but the lottery and writing runes Those operations are just a cover."

"But they really wrote runes." Shan Linfei said.

"Yes, he wrote runes instead of prescriptions. Each rune can correspond to a designated prescription, and the runes are the secret code. Through the code book, you can find the corresponding prescription to get the medicine."

"Wow, that's how it is." The two suddenly realized "

Liang Yi continued: "Patients say that this bodhisattva is very effective in treating doctors, because these old gentlemen really know how to see a doctor, and there are two bonus effects here, one is psychological bonus, because the Bodhisattva blesses you. The other is that these medicines have There are painkillers and traditional Chinese medicine. Both have a certain pain-relieving effect. Besides, those who can come here to pray to gods and Buddhas are either dying patients who want medicine and stones, or pilgrims with minor illnesses and pains.

At this time, Liang Yi said: "Give me the signature in your hand.

Shu Yanxin: "What do you want to do?"

"Give it to me, you will know later." Liang Yi said mysteriously.

After speaking, he lined up and came to the old gentleman.

The old man followed the same pattern, unwrapping the lottery for Liang Yi, then closed his eyes and muttered something, and then began to write the runes.

Before he finished writing the rune, Liang Yi said: "I have mixed jujube kernels and ibuprofen tablets before, but the effect is not good." The old man suddenly opened his eyes and was stunned. The other two old gentlemen next door gave them a wink.Then he asked, "Are you also a medical student?"

Liang Yi nodded and said, "Yes..."