The man who wears a book and licks a dog, the school belle heroine forcefully kisses me

This night, Yu Huai never closed his eyes, but sat at the table until dawn.

Yu Huai, who used to think that as long as he was careful, he could avoid accidents, is now physically and mentally exhausted.

A slight bump would be an endless abyss of pain.

Severe pain is only one aspect. The most unacceptable thing for Yu Huai is that every time there is a little accident, he can't restrain himself and cry out in pain, looking like a pregnant woman giving birth in the ward.

Before the lights were turned off last night, Du Lun just came over and patted Yu Huai on the shoulder, and then he was so scared by his tragic scream that he apologized repeatedly.

"Yu Huai, what's wrong with you?"

"Yu Huai, don't scare me!"

The scene was about to get out of control for a moment, and the three of Du Lun wanted to call an ambulance and the counselor at the same time.

Seeing the three roommates in such a panic, Yu Huai, who was enduring severe pain, suddenly woke up—compared to the death of the society, he suddenly felt that the pain of this degree was not so difficult to bear.

"No, no need!"

Yu Huai gritted his teeth tightly, with a ferocious face, "I'm just, just imitating a role in the new script..."

Hearing this explanation, the three of Du Lun looked at each other a few times, feeling that something was weird.

Is there really someone who can play this pain so well?

But fortunately, after 30 seconds passed, Yu Huai gradually put away that hideous expression.

Wiping the cold sweat off his brow, the pale Yu Huai showed them a weak and reluctant smile, and then put his trembling hands behind his back.

"How, how..."

"My... this acting is okay?"

Du Lun: ...

Second child: ...

Chen Yadan: ...

"Don't worry about playing games yourself, isn't today Friday, keep going online." Yu Huai urged the three of them to stop paying attention to him.

"Too!"

The second child pushed down his glasses, "Hurry up, hurry up, we, the three heroes of Zuan, will go to Oita tonight."

Soon, the dormitory resounded with crackling keyboards.

Fortunately, the people in this dormitory have a good relationship, and they would pay attention to these things on weekdays, otherwise, who would be able to withstand this death keyboard song.

"Whoo~"

Yu Huai breathed out wearily, it's only early seven o'clock in the morning, and there are still a few hours left before the [weakness] state disappears.

The other three animals have only been asleep for a few hours, and they won't wake up until around twelve o'clock.

The snores of Du Lun and the second child came one after another, very rhythmic.

"I hope there will be no more moths."

Looking at the sunlight shining into the dormitory through the gaps in the curtains, Yu Huai leaned back on the chair and squinted his eyes to rest.

Yu Huai really didn't dare to sleep on the bed.

It would be really troublesome if the head or hands and feet hit the wall or the railing beside the bed.

……

……

This time, I fell asleep directly until the afternoon.

When Yu Huai opened his eyes, there were already several aromas of takeaway in the dormitory.

Spicy hot pot.

fried chicken.

And the sourness of the sour noodle soup.

Opening the system panel, Yu Huai finally relaxed when he saw that the status of [Weak and Windy] under the character attributes had disappeared.

In his heart, Yu Huai complained fiercely, picked up his phone and was about to order takeaway, but saw a text message popping up on the screen.

It's a bald man who hasn't played for a long time.

Bald head Hui: "Sir, are you free now?"

Yu Huai didn't know what he was planning, so after thinking about it, he sent a "?"

the other side.

With a bruised nose and a swollen face, Hui Hui, who had a bald head and a swollen face, saw Yu Huai quickly reply to his message, and his whole body was refreshed.

He took his mobile phone and clicked on the voice input function of the input method.

"Yes, there are shoes and silk demons, you are the master."

The left side of his face was swollen, and he struggled even to speak.

As for why he doesn't type, because he has plaster casts on both hands now, and only a few fingers on the palm of one hand can move.

His legs were also in plaster casts.

At this time, he was lying on a hospital bed with plaster casts on his limbs, like a mummy.

Four or five days ago, Tang Gan came to his bar again and called him away.

When bald Hui entered the box, he showed a flattering smile, and when he saw the tall and strong man standing beside Tang Qian, he smiled grimly and stood directly in front of him.

Tang Gan's face was sullen, his eyes lightly fell on Bald Hui's face.

"Bad-headed Hui, the dog dares to bite its master when it becomes fat?"

"Tang Shao!"

Bald Hui was taken aback for a moment, and soon realized that Tang Qian probably knew that he was playing tricks to make him sick.

But as smooth as a fox, he naturally couldn't admit it directly.

He bowed his head in a flattering gesture.

"What's wrong with you? Is it because I can't do it right?" Bald Hui said with a laugh, "You say, even if I risked my dog's life, I will make amends to you."

"Ha ha……"

Tang Gan sneered twice, the anger on his face was suppressed at once, and it became more gloomy instead.

"Is your dog's life worthy?"

With that said, Tang Gan tugged at his collar, and then slowly sat down on the sofa.

"Hey~" Bald Hui smirked and said, "I'm your dog, Young Master Tang, and it's up to you, Young Master Tang, whether you're worthy or not."

Seeing that he was still pretending to be stupid, Tang Gan laughed back angrily.

He opened his arms and put them on the top of the sofa, raised his legs, and said casually: "Hao Ran, beat me up."

"Tang Shao!"

Only then did Bald Hui feel a little flustered, and he wanted to explain, but Tang Haoran in front of him had already lifted his collar.

Tang Gan's playful voice came from one side, "I broke his two hands and two legs!"

"Just leave him a dog's life."

……

Then, came the scene where Bald Hui sent a message to Yu Huai to complain.

"I have something to tell my lord."

It took a lot of effort before Bald Hui edited this sentence.

The attitude should be humble and the tone should be low.

According to the routine in those novels, existences like the Dragon King cannot allow anyone to disrespect him.

Except to be the female character in his harem.

hum.

The phone vibrated.

Dragon King: "Say"

Seeing the message from Yu Huai, Bald Hui couldn't help admiring in his heart - he really deserves to be the cold-blooded Lord Dragon King, the reply to the message is so simple and straightforward.

After stroking his thoughts, Bald Hui laboriously edited the news.

Holding the idea of ​​"I am the dog's leg of the Dragon King, I will definitely avenge this revenge", Bald Hui, who had already been beaten so hard that day that his brain began to faint, stayed silent until the end.

He also heard a piece of news.

A piece of good news that made him even forget the pain in his body.

Tang Qian was on the phone with someone in front of him, saying that he wanted the other party to make Yu Huai have an "accident".

"I'm coming!"

At that time, Bald Hui was very excited. He finally saw this kind of plot where the villain did not know what to do to provoke the Dragon King!

And as a small character, he can even tip off the news and gain favor in front of the Dragon King.

This beating is worth it.

The moment this thought flashed through, Guang Tou Hui also passed out completely.

It wasn't until this morning that he almost regained consciousness.

The first thing he did when he woke up was to ask his wife to bring him a cell phone.

So that he can inform the Dragon King!

call!
After briefly explaining the ins and outs of the matter, and then briefly embellishing the grievances he suffered, Guang Touhui sent Yu Huai a long paragraph of words.

(There is a chapter missing today, and I will start to fill in this chapter tomorrow.)
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"Ok?"

Looking at the news on the screen that the word order was somewhat unclear, Yu Huai couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

"Then Tang Gan, have you started to think about it again?"

"I don't know what to do this time."

Yu Huai thought lightly, now that the development of some plots has been different from the original novel, he can no longer be as thorough as before.

But fortunately, the task plot rewards triggered under such circumstances are always richer, so it is considered interesting?
Compared to going through the plot step by step, this method is indeed interesting.

But in any case, he still had to prepare early to avoid accidents.

Yu Huai didn't want to see the hunter being killed by the prey on his body.

With his fingers moving up and down on the screen, Yu Huai sent a message: "Yes."

When Bald Hui saw the news, he couldn't help grinning.

[I made you a turtle grandson, Tang Gan, to be arrogant? 】

[Lao Tzu's bald head is the dragon king's horse boy, you can move me, but he dares to find someone to provoke him? 】

[Isn't this going into the cesspit with a lantern? 】

[Your calculations are just a clown jumping on the bridge in front of the Dragon King. 】

"Hehehe~"

Guang Touhui couldn't help laughing a few times, but he pulled the wound on his face, and sucked in the cold air in pain.

Looking at the word "um" sent by Yu Huai.

Bald Hui wasn't sure if he already knew about Tang Qian's plan or he didn't care.

Bald Hui thinks it should be both.

After all, this is worthy of his status as the city dragon king.

However, as a dog's leg, Bald Hui felt that he still had to do his best.

"grown ups."

"From the point of view of a villain, Tang Gan's method is nothing more than finding some hooligans to intentionally create some conflicts, or those who are bold enough to create car accidents."

"Domestic gun control is very strict..." When Guang Touhui edited this sentence, he suddenly stopped, and then deleted this sentence.

In front of the Dragon King, isn't it a joke to say that gun control is strict?
Such existences in novels are always in the pockets of high-end sniper rifles or bombs.

Compared with those small pistols, they are simply toys!
Thinking of this, Bald Hui felt that he seemed to have overreached a bit.

After thinking about it, he decided to delete all the previous words, and then silently typed a few words:
"My lord, please be careful."

Then Yu Huai gave another "um".

After finishing these things, Bald Hui breathed a sigh of relief. No matter how he thought about it, he felt that Tang Gan was going to die this time, but he didn't know how it would be.

Hit by a car?

"Suicide" by jumping off a building?
Or is life better than death?

The more Bald Hui thinks about it, the higher he gets, especially when he fantasizes about the scene where Tang Gan is begging for mercy on his knees.

"I'm so skinny!"

Bald Hui trembled violently, found Tang Qian in the contact list, and sent him a voice message.

buzz~
At this time, Tang Qian had just walked out of the hotel, with a purely dressed girl in his arms.

Feeling the phone vibrate twice in his pocket, Tang Gan took it out to have a look.

When he saw that the person who sent the message was bald, he couldn't help picking it up.

Pushing away the girl who had a good night with him, Tang Gan went to a place by himself and unlocked the phone.

"Hehe, are you here to beg my forgiveness?"

"Crying and begging for mercy?"

Seeing several voices on the screen, Tang Gan smiled playfully, and immediately clicked on the first voice that only lasted 3 seconds.

drop.

Tang, Tang Qian, I hate you motherfucker, stinking!
Bald Hui's indistinct voice came out clearly through the phone's microphone.

And Tang Gan's expression has completely sank.

"You Zhou Hui, are you completely overwhelmed!"

Tang Gan gritted his teeth and clicked his finger on the second voice.

This voice is a little longer, with a few tens of seconds.

"I want to see how stubborn you can be."

drop.

You, Yang Wei's short... trash!You are afraid of death and don't know, what kind of nicknames have those young ladies given you?Hehe~ Brother Hui is here to tell you that they call you Lightning Cotton Man!

biu~ It's gone in a flash, faster than, faster than lightning!

And softer than cotton.

Hiya I, soft!
Bald Hui's voice suddenly stopped here.

Not because he said it.

It's because Tang Gan smashed his phone on the ground uncontrollably when he heard the word "soft".

boom!
boom!
boom!
Tang Gan raised his leg and stepped down one foot after another.

He didn't stop until he stomped on the phone.

His chest heaved violently, and he still looked like his fingers were cracked. Almost within a few seconds, the whites of his eyes were covered with bloodshot eyes.

After panting for a while, Tang Qian calmed down a little.

At this moment, Tang Gan hated Bald Hui even more than Yu Huai.

He even had an impulse in his heart, wanting to call the previous group and ask them to deal with Bald Hui first.

But after calming down, Tang Gan's hatred for Yu Huai became even stronger.

If it wasn't for Yu Huai, he might have been with Xu Jiu by now, right?
If it weren't for Yu Huai, he wouldn't have lost face in front of so many people and exposed his shortcomings.

And I won't use alcohol to relieve my sorrows and contract those various diseases.

Recalling the way the nurses looked at him when he went to the hospital for treatment, Tang Gan wished he could set fire to burn down the hospital.

The culprit is Yu Huai!
Tang Qian thought firmly.

But it's just for the sake of it, Yu Huai is destined not to be around for long.

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107 bedrooms.

The three of Du Lun finished their first meal of the day and started to fight in the canyon again.

The Three Musketeers of Zu'an fought a total of over ten rounds yesterday, and only managed to win two rounds.

"Yu Huai, aren't you going out?"

Seeing Yu Huai climbing up from under the bed, Du Lun asked curiously.

"What are you doing out?"

"Why?" A ambiguous smile suddenly appeared on Du Lun's face, "It's the weekend today, why don't you go out on a date with senior sister Xu Jiu? The dormitory management department doesn't check the bed at night, so you don't have to come back."

Before Yu Huai answered, he urged again: "Go quickly, remember to be safe~"

Yu Huai really didn't bother to explain, climbed onto the bed and drew the blackout curtain.

Putting on the earplugs, Yu Huai closed his eyes and lay down.