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The students around the lecturer all looked in Pei Qian's direction and nodded involuntarily.

"Teacher, don't worry, from today on, the first thing I do when I return to the dormitory every day is to do levator ani exercises!"

"The first thing I do when I get up in the morning is levator anus, and I will never let hemorrhoids take advantage of it!"

"Teacher, I already have hemorrhoids. Every time I get a tuba, it's like a girl's aunt coming. Am I hopeless?"

The lecturer's expression suddenly became serious: "Student, go to the hospital for treatment as soon as possible, and don't hide your illness from the doctor, it's not a serious illness!"

On the other side, while Pei Qian was excited, Grandpa Niu on the other end of the phone frowned, feeling that things were not simple.

Listen to Pei Qian's tone and voice
It seems that hearing the asking price of 300 million yuan not only did not give up feeling pressured, but was also very excited and happy?
Wouldn't it be that the price was low?
Impossible, Grandpa Niu knows best what's going on in Pei Qian's doll's family. His parents are ordinary working-class people. When the couple got married more than 20 years ago, they had 3 yuan in their hands, which was just enough to pay the down payment for the house. Thinking about it, the couple decided to bite the bullet and save more in order not to let the bank take advantage of it.

When they saved up to 20 in full, the house price soared, and the down payment became 20.

After listening to the experts on TV, the couple waited for a few more months. As a result, the down payment became 40 in just a few months.

The couple worked together and finally paid the down payment when Pei Qian was in junior high school, and completely became house slaves. As a result...
Just two years later, the house price was cut in half, but the money owed to the bank was still so much, and it had to be paid back.

Pei Qian's living expenses of 1000 yuan per month are all saved by the couple through their teeth!

Where is he going to get the 300 million?

Robbing a bank?

300 million in cash, Pei Qian, a little baby, can carry it?
This brat must be playing some crooked idea!

Grandpa Niu frowned: "Pei Qian, don't draw cakes for your Grandpa Niu and say that you will pay after the game is released and make money. What your Grandpa Niu told you is very serious. What I want is 300 million cash in real money. I won't write until the money arrives!"

Pei Qian quickly explained: "Grandpa Niu, of course not, you can agree, I will transfer you 300 million, and you will help me draw illustrations, don't go back on your word!"

How can it be!

How old is Pei Qian, this little baby? Can he get 300 million cash now?

Grandpa Niu couldn't help but think that when he was Pei Qian's age, he had traveled mountains and rivers to study with his teacher, not to mention 300 million in his pocket, and he couldn't even get [-] cents!

The expression on Grandpa Niu's face became even more puzzled, but the conversation has already reached this point, and it is too late for him to change his words now. : "Who is your grandpa Niu? Every spittle is a nail, don't worry, this sentence will always be valid with you, and come to me after you earn enough 300 million!"

After speaking, Grandpa Niu found that Pei Qian on the other end of the phone was silent.

really!

This brat can't afford 300 million at all!

That was calling him just now!

After waiting for half a minute, just as Grandpa Niu was about to hang up the phone, Pei Qian suddenly said, "Grandpa Niu, I transferred the money to you. Check to see if you have received a text message from the bank!"

Grandpa Niu looked at his elderly phone in shock.

Just as Pei Qian finished speaking, a text message from the bank happened to be sent.

这 是
300 million collection information! ?
OMG!

Grandpa Niu's face darkened immediately, and he said sternly to Pei Qian on the other end of the phone: "Boy, you're making too much of a joke, you've already been suspected of telecom fraud!"

"Grandpa Niu, I just transferred 300 million real money to you. I'm really not joking with you. If you don't believe me, you can go to the bank to check!"

"Brat, do you think that your grandpa Niu has never participated in anti-fraud campaigns? There is an ATM machine in front of our house. If you let me know that you are lying to me, I will smash your ass when you come back!"

After finishing speaking, Grandpa Niu hung up the phone angrily, went back to the house, picked up the bank card from under the pillow, and went straight to the ATM machine in front of the house.

Insert the card, enter the password, and check the balance.

Grandpa Niu's movements were done in one go.

Grandpa Niu counted slowly.

Originally, his card was 2000 million yuan.

Now, there are really 300 million more!

The receipt text message I just received on my mobile phone turned out to be true!

Grandpa Niu rubbed his eyes, and reconfirmed the information on the ATM machine.

He couldn't help swallowing, pressed the card withdrawal button, and turned to another ATM machine.

Insert the card, enter the password, and check the balance.
It turned out to be exactly the same information!

The ATM machine is not broken!
Trembling, Grandpa Niu withdrew his bank card.

Pei Qian, that brat
There are really 300 million, and they have been transferred directly!
This kid is serious, not joking with himself!

but
Do you really want to paint Pei Qian?

What about my own face?
Just don't want it?

How will he hang out in the art circle in the future?
Grandpa Niu was preoccupied, and returned to the door of the house in a daze. He sat on the small bench, feeling a little dry.

Tu Tu saw Grandpa Niu's sadness, he ran over erratically, and handed Grandpa Niu another glass of water: "Grandpa, you are thirsty, drink water!"

Grandpa Niu gently touched the melon seeds on Tutu's little head, took the water glass and drank it down in one gulp.

Tu Tu took back the cup, and ran back into the house staggeringly.

Seeing Tutu running back and forth, and looking at the hot water bottle I put on the ground not far away
Grandpa Niu frowned even tighter.

Not right!
Inside the house, the faucet is too tall to reach!
Where did he get the water from?
Full of doubts, Grandpa Niu couldn't help but followed Tu Tu's pace into the house.

There is no one in the living room.

There was no one in the kitchen either.

There seems to be movement in the bathroom?
Grandpa Niu frowned and came to the bathroom, only to see Tutu excitedly holding his water cup and another small cup in his left hand. A cup of water was filled in the toilet, poured into his big cup, repeating over and over again.
Seeing Tutu's hard work, Grandpa Niu's stomach churns.

This kid...it's time to give him a complete childhood.

On the other side, after Grandpa Niu hung up his phone, Pei Qian breathed a sigh of relief.

Unexpectedly, it only cost 300 million to invite Grandpa Niu!

Pei Qian is very excited now. Grandpa Niu has always kept his promises and never told lies. He must check the balance of his bank card now!

It's done!

The project achieved phased results, Pei Qian excitedly put away his things and walked out of the classroom.

When he walked to the door of the classroom, a familiar voice sounded from behind: "Student Pei Qian!"