Editing history: the opening inventory of the top ten emperors

rebel?

Yuchi Jingde widened his eyes at this moment, looking at Tang Taizong Li Shimin in front of him.

How could he rebel?
Anyone in this world can rebel.

But he, Yu Chigong, is under the iron-clad Li Shimin, how could he rebel?
Even if he wanted to rebel, who would accept him?
A person who ruthlessly killed Li Jiandu said he wanted to rebel.

No one would believe that.

Yu Chigong has fought for so many years and has lived to this age, so he is naturally not a stupid and ignorant person.

On the contrary, Yu Chigong has a kind of dexterity beyond ordinary people in many places.

When he saw the expression on Li Shimin's face, not only was there no trace of anger, but a faint smile, which seemed to be oppressive.

In fact, it seems to have a well-thought-out situation.

At this moment, Yuchi Gong probably understood.

How much is Li Shimin teasing himself?
It was probably just to frighten nature, and then do some kind of favor and power to show his courage as an emperor.

In fact, for so many years, being the emperor itself is a boring and boring thing.

It is quite rare to be able to persevere, so it is completely understandable to have some fun once in a while.

But Yu Chigong thought to himself, if you give me some fun today, why don't I have some fun for you too?
The expression on his face became extremely sad, angry and wronged.

At this moment, Yu Chigong's acting skills exploded, and he spoke as if crying.

"Yes! That's right! I want to rebel!"

This time, Li Shimin was stunned.

What rebellion did you, Yuchi Gong, make?
Then he looked at Yu Chigong and realized that it was broken, probably because he said something he shouldn't have said.

Still ready to speak.

As a result, Yu Chigong's hands moved faster than his mouth.

Three times, five divisions, two, that is, take off the clothes on your body.Showing a body covered in scars.

"Your Majesty! I want to rebel!"

"Look, Your Majesty! Look here!"

Yu Chigong pointed to his chest, where there was a big scar.

"This knife was when the minister was fighting at Hulao Pass, and his follower, His Majesty, blocked the knife for His Majesty."

"Your Majesty, look here, this wound is from that year."

"Your Majesty is still here."

A series of openings made Li Shimin unable to interrupt at all.

Finally, Yuchi Gong said sadly and indignantly.

"A person like Chen! Why did you rebel? And why should you rebel against you?"

"I understand! Your Majesty, as the saying goes, the birds are exhausted, the good bow is hidden, the cunning rabbit is dead, and the lackeys are cooked. Your Majesty, the king wants his ministers to die, and the ministers have to die! Today Your Majesty said that I rebelled!

It's nothing more than wanting me to die!You don't need your Majesty to open your mouth, you will be killed here immediately! "

As Yu Chigong said, he really wanted to bang his head on the side pillar.

Good guy.

This really scared Li Shimin into a fool.

Where did he want to say that Yuchi Gong rebelled?
It was nothing more than talking, and then appeasing Yu Chigong, showing both kindness and strength, just making a joke, and it passed in a hurry.

In the end, Yuchi Gong came for real all of a sudden?

How does this work?
Could he, Li Shimin, be the kind of person who kills heroes?
If this was recorded in the history books, how could he meet people?What's more, he himself is a life and death brother to Yu Chigong, so he will never let this happen.

At that moment, without even thinking about it, he directly grabbed Yu Chigong's body.

"Respect! Respect! I'm just kidding! I'm just kidding! You are my humerus! How could you turn against me?
How can I listen to what the villain says?Could it be that in your heart, I am actually such a person?
Jingde, I apologize to you, I really apologize to you, this is my fault, you are old, don't be so excited, if something good or bad happens, I will be sad too!
The brothers who accompanied me back then, there are not too many left now, Jingde!Respect! "

Li Shimin spoke like this.

In fact, Yu Chigong's body is still very good at this time, at least if one person really wants to hit the wall.

It is bound to be impossible to be held back.

That being held back, I can only say that everyone understands everything.

When Wei Chigong also laughed.

"Hey, I knew His Majesty would not do this."

"Ahem, that, Your Majesty, you see my clothes are torn now, it's not good to stay here, you see, how about I go back and change first?"

Good guy, changing faces is faster than turning pages.

Li Shimin himself was stunned, was he still showing his true feelings just now?

Why are you like this all of a sudden?
I also realized it now, good boy, I wanted to make fun of you, but you took me for fun!

After all, he was the emperor, so he definitely couldn't bear it now, and he was about to hit him with his hand raised.

Yu Chigong also laughed, and then hurriedly ran out.

"Your Majesty, I'm leaving first!"

Walking and shouting like this.

Then Li Shimin looked at the back of Yu Chigong going away, and suddenly laughed too.

I think I have a problem too.

After that, he stayed alone on the main hall, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

In the last shot, it was slowly pulled away from Li Shimin's front, outside the main hall, to the entire palace, to the entire Chang'an City, and finally to the entire Tang Dynasty.

Let everyone see the vast land of Datang.

It's finally over.

After reading it, everyone almost laughed out loud for a while.

There is no way, Li Shimin's image is too great, if you don't look carefully for this kind of trivial matter, you really can't find it.

But as soon as this matter came out, Li Shimin became a lot more flesh and blood in front of everyone.

Many people laughed at the moment.

Zhao Guangyi: "Hunting geese all the year round, this is blinded by being pecked by geese."

Liu Xiu: "It's really enviable that the monarch and his subjects want to make peace."

Zhao Kuangyin: "Actually, it's not us who should be envious, but other people. What do you think?"

Liu Bang: "I always feel that there is something in your words."

Zhu Yuanzhang: "It seems to have such a meaning."

Li Shimin himself shook his head helplessly.

Didn't expect this to come out.

Then he glanced at Yu Chigong next to him.

"Jingde, I didn't see it."

All the generals couldn't help laughing.

Yu Chigong himself patted his head helplessly.

"Hey, Your Majesty, this, this is what I want to say, and you started it first."

"Well, Yu Chigong, you dare to talk back. If I don't punish you today, I will lose the majesty of the emperor. Don't you like to be rude?

I will order you today to clean the entire hall!Make no mistake! "

Yu Chigong's eyes widened suddenly.

"No? Your Majesty, are you really sweeping?"

Li Shimin also smiled happily at this time.

"Ha ha ha ha."

The rest of them patted Yu Chigong on the shoulder.

"Keep going."

"I believe you can."

"It's okay, it will be scanned quickly."

"Come on."

Yu Chigong watched everyone go out one by one.

"Eh? No? Are you still a brother? Don't you all help me?"

Then Qin Qiong walked slowly in front of Yu Chigong.

"Hey, Brother Qin, you must be helping me, right?"

However, Qin Qiong looked at Yu Chigong, then shook his head heavily.

Patted Yu Chigong on the shoulder.

Although it seems that nothing has been said, it seems that there is more to say.