Editing history: the opening inventory of the top ten emperors
Chapter 41: Dig Your Ancestral Grave For You
"Okay, that's the end of the matter.
But how do you say that?If someone gave you a gift, why don't you give him something?What is that called. "
"Father, that's called, it's rude to come and not go."
"Yes, that's it. It's because you read a lot, Biao'er, okay! Then think about it now, what do we have that we can give to the immortals?"
Zhu Yuanzhang spoke like this.
This may be the trouble of happiness for each of the top ten emperors in history.
Because the more others give, the more valuable the things you want to give away will be.
Even if it is not a precious thing, it must reflect their intentions to some extent.
This instead causes some headaches.
What can they give?
Is it possible to really send a few beauties?
This grade is too low. Immortals are in the fairy world, so why don't there be any beauties?
Even if you touch a stone casually to become a spirit, it must be the appearance of a fairy, much better than these mortal women.
Although Qin Ji didn't live such a life, it didn't prevent them from feeling that way.
In fact, Qin Ji wanted to say, I don't mind sending some girls here at all, really.
I'm a vulgar person, can I have more vulgar things?Autumn pear paste!
Unfortunately, they couldn't hear Qin Ji's words, and Qin Ji was too embarrassed to speak directly, how embarrassing it was.
So I can only let them think for themselves.
This is really a troublesome thing.
All the ministers, civil servants and military generals were anxious and scratching their heads.
There are so many things in the world, but what we really want to give away is too little, too little.
Let's not mention the gifts they sent out here.
On the other side, Qin Ji was raising the sea dongqing leisurely.
But as long as a pet is able to psychic, it will bring an extraordinary experience to the owner.
For example, if you raise a border collie, it must be fun, because he understands what you mean.
Qin Ji had cooked meatballs in his hand, and threw one away whenever he had nothing to do.
Then Hai Dongqing stretched out his head to catch it, and took a mouthful happily.
In fact, the meat of most creatures in the wild is not very tasty, this is true.
What Qin Ji buys is real meat, which is of course much better than those in the wild.
Hai Dongqing fluttered her wings and signaled for more.
Qin Ji also laughed.
Then throw away the meat in your hand.
After washing my hands, I started thinking about the episode.
In fact, this episode is relatively simple.
Because in any case, there are still quite a lot of secrets left by Zhu Yuanzhang.
Although Qin Ji also wanted to know, did Zhu Yunqi find the razor knife in the palace at that time, did he keep it to remember the past?
It was still buried.Although the answer seems somewhat obvious.
But unfortunately, the answer is not yet available.
Zhu Biao is still alive.
So the storyline is simple.
And now there is still Zhu Yuanzhang.
So it's even simpler.
Yes, the extra episode that Qin Ji is going to edit is the mystery of Zhu Yuanzhang's appearance.
It's really not Qin Ji's fault.
There is no way, it is really that the painting is too abstract, and the shoehorn face makes people feel a little suffocated.
It's too outrageous. In fact, Zhu Yuanzhang probably didn't look like this.
Even the ancients liked to say that Qi Wei is a real man.
But the honor of the crescent shovel really has nothing to do with Qi Wei.
As far as this point is concerned, in fact, Qin Ji personally feels that it is more or less blackened in later generations.
On the one hand, Empress Ma was also accused of marrying Zhu Yuanzhang.
In ancient times, no one knew whether he was ugly or handsome.
Frankly speaking, there are still quite a few people who want to lose face.
For example Wen Tingjun.
This buddy writes lyrics, so far as the Huajian Ci School is concerned, he has played through it.
And quite talented, but just can't be an official, the reason is.
Ugly.
In ancient times, being an official was also based on appearance, which was somewhat painful, but this person didn't care, and then specially helped people cheat in the exam.
The rest of the people looked at him, and he was able to help the three of them cheat, all hit.
This buddy has never failed in his shots. He is called Wen Bacha, which means Bacha Bacha, and his writing is top-notch.
Then the famous talented girl Yu Xuanji admired Wen Tingjun quite a lot, but she was too ugly, so Wen Tingjun took the initiative to break this marriage.
This is the person who wrote the sound of the chicken in Maodianyue, and the footsteps of people in Banqiaoshuang.
The literature area is really full.
Therefore, the ancients really looked at faces.
If you are ugly, you may not be able to rise to the top.
And among the widely circulated portraits, there is another one.
Zhu Yuanzhang in that picture is truly a great husband and a handsome man.
The heaven is full, with a muscular face, handsome or not, it's hard to say.
But what is certain is that if he really looks like that.
As for people like Zhu Di and Zhu Biao, he had to doubt whether they were his own.
After all, people's portraits are all upright. As for your Zhu Yuanzhang's famous shoehorn face, where do you put it?
So, looking at all these things together, the face of the shoehorn is somewhat abstract.
therefore.
When Qin Ji posted this video.
But any individual couldn't help shouting.
"Fuck!?"
Ying Zheng: "This is Zhu Yuanzhang? This guy looks a bit abstract."
Li Shimin: "This, the appearance is unavoidable, it is a bit too, too much."
For a while, I couldn't find what to say.
It's not easy to find adjectives.
Wu Daozi was embarrassed.
Generally speaking, as a painter, if you paint the emperor, even if the emperor is not handsome, you have to draw a sense of heroism.
Where is the person who painted the emperor a mortal?
And precisely because of this, Wu Daozi was embarrassed when he saw this painting.
How could it not be the court painter.
It's also pretty ugly.
After the second painting came out, everyone suddenly realized, oh, that's how it is.
It's slander.
The painting looks much more normal.Everyone couldn't help but nodded.
I understand, but I still can't help laughing at the arrangement of Zhu Yuanzhang by future generations.
The dynasty behind this is really bad.
Not to mention the destruction, but to deliberately uglify the image of the predecessors, this really makes people feel a little disgusting.
It's the first time I've seen such a shameless thing.
Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned when he saw his portrait.
"What? This is me?"
He didn't believe it himself, so he took a look at the bronze mirror.
Then I found out later that it turned out to be the uglification of the latter.
And the ugliness turned out to be those Jurchens from Xihai.
He took a deep breath now.
"Send troops! Dig out their ancestral graves!"
The people below couldn't help laughing, and they immediately cheered up.
"It's Your Majesty! I promise to dig up their ancestral graves immediately!"
But how do you say that?If someone gave you a gift, why don't you give him something?What is that called. "
"Father, that's called, it's rude to come and not go."
"Yes, that's it. It's because you read a lot, Biao'er, okay! Then think about it now, what do we have that we can give to the immortals?"
Zhu Yuanzhang spoke like this.
This may be the trouble of happiness for each of the top ten emperors in history.
Because the more others give, the more valuable the things you want to give away will be.
Even if it is not a precious thing, it must reflect their intentions to some extent.
This instead causes some headaches.
What can they give?
Is it possible to really send a few beauties?
This grade is too low. Immortals are in the fairy world, so why don't there be any beauties?
Even if you touch a stone casually to become a spirit, it must be the appearance of a fairy, much better than these mortal women.
Although Qin Ji didn't live such a life, it didn't prevent them from feeling that way.
In fact, Qin Ji wanted to say, I don't mind sending some girls here at all, really.
I'm a vulgar person, can I have more vulgar things?Autumn pear paste!
Unfortunately, they couldn't hear Qin Ji's words, and Qin Ji was too embarrassed to speak directly, how embarrassing it was.
So I can only let them think for themselves.
This is really a troublesome thing.
All the ministers, civil servants and military generals were anxious and scratching their heads.
There are so many things in the world, but what we really want to give away is too little, too little.
Let's not mention the gifts they sent out here.
On the other side, Qin Ji was raising the sea dongqing leisurely.
But as long as a pet is able to psychic, it will bring an extraordinary experience to the owner.
For example, if you raise a border collie, it must be fun, because he understands what you mean.
Qin Ji had cooked meatballs in his hand, and threw one away whenever he had nothing to do.
Then Hai Dongqing stretched out his head to catch it, and took a mouthful happily.
In fact, the meat of most creatures in the wild is not very tasty, this is true.
What Qin Ji buys is real meat, which is of course much better than those in the wild.
Hai Dongqing fluttered her wings and signaled for more.
Qin Ji also laughed.
Then throw away the meat in your hand.
After washing my hands, I started thinking about the episode.
In fact, this episode is relatively simple.
Because in any case, there are still quite a lot of secrets left by Zhu Yuanzhang.
Although Qin Ji also wanted to know, did Zhu Yunqi find the razor knife in the palace at that time, did he keep it to remember the past?
It was still buried.Although the answer seems somewhat obvious.
But unfortunately, the answer is not yet available.
Zhu Biao is still alive.
So the storyline is simple.
And now there is still Zhu Yuanzhang.
So it's even simpler.
Yes, the extra episode that Qin Ji is going to edit is the mystery of Zhu Yuanzhang's appearance.
It's really not Qin Ji's fault.
There is no way, it is really that the painting is too abstract, and the shoehorn face makes people feel a little suffocated.
It's too outrageous. In fact, Zhu Yuanzhang probably didn't look like this.
Even the ancients liked to say that Qi Wei is a real man.
But the honor of the crescent shovel really has nothing to do with Qi Wei.
As far as this point is concerned, in fact, Qin Ji personally feels that it is more or less blackened in later generations.
On the one hand, Empress Ma was also accused of marrying Zhu Yuanzhang.
In ancient times, no one knew whether he was ugly or handsome.
Frankly speaking, there are still quite a few people who want to lose face.
For example Wen Tingjun.
This buddy writes lyrics, so far as the Huajian Ci School is concerned, he has played through it.
And quite talented, but just can't be an official, the reason is.
Ugly.
In ancient times, being an official was also based on appearance, which was somewhat painful, but this person didn't care, and then specially helped people cheat in the exam.
The rest of the people looked at him, and he was able to help the three of them cheat, all hit.
This buddy has never failed in his shots. He is called Wen Bacha, which means Bacha Bacha, and his writing is top-notch.
Then the famous talented girl Yu Xuanji admired Wen Tingjun quite a lot, but she was too ugly, so Wen Tingjun took the initiative to break this marriage.
This is the person who wrote the sound of the chicken in Maodianyue, and the footsteps of people in Banqiaoshuang.
The literature area is really full.
Therefore, the ancients really looked at faces.
If you are ugly, you may not be able to rise to the top.
And among the widely circulated portraits, there is another one.
Zhu Yuanzhang in that picture is truly a great husband and a handsome man.
The heaven is full, with a muscular face, handsome or not, it's hard to say.
But what is certain is that if he really looks like that.
As for people like Zhu Di and Zhu Biao, he had to doubt whether they were his own.
After all, people's portraits are all upright. As for your Zhu Yuanzhang's famous shoehorn face, where do you put it?
So, looking at all these things together, the face of the shoehorn is somewhat abstract.
therefore.
When Qin Ji posted this video.
But any individual couldn't help shouting.
"Fuck!?"
Ying Zheng: "This is Zhu Yuanzhang? This guy looks a bit abstract."
Li Shimin: "This, the appearance is unavoidable, it is a bit too, too much."
For a while, I couldn't find what to say.
It's not easy to find adjectives.
Wu Daozi was embarrassed.
Generally speaking, as a painter, if you paint the emperor, even if the emperor is not handsome, you have to draw a sense of heroism.
Where is the person who painted the emperor a mortal?
And precisely because of this, Wu Daozi was embarrassed when he saw this painting.
How could it not be the court painter.
It's also pretty ugly.
After the second painting came out, everyone suddenly realized, oh, that's how it is.
It's slander.
The painting looks much more normal.Everyone couldn't help but nodded.
I understand, but I still can't help laughing at the arrangement of Zhu Yuanzhang by future generations.
The dynasty behind this is really bad.
Not to mention the destruction, but to deliberately uglify the image of the predecessors, this really makes people feel a little disgusting.
It's the first time I've seen such a shameless thing.
Zhu Yuanzhang was stunned when he saw his portrait.
"What? This is me?"
He didn't believe it himself, so he took a look at the bronze mirror.
Then I found out later that it turned out to be the uglification of the latter.
And the ugliness turned out to be those Jurchens from Xihai.
He took a deep breath now.
"Send troops! Dig out their ancestral graves!"
The people below couldn't help laughing, and they immediately cheered up.
"It's Your Majesty! I promise to dig up their ancestral graves immediately!"
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