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Chapter 60 Am I a monkey?
"It's okay, bananas are like this, just pick them off and let them sit for a few days." Li Ruobai still knows a little about bananas, thanks to a variety show she participated in.
In that program, I once collected this kind of green bananas, and I heard from farmers who grow bananas that bananas are generally collected when they are green, and they will mature slowly after being stored for a period of time.
But in the face of such a large bunch of bananas, collecting and transporting them became the biggest problem facing the two girls.
The banana trees are so tall that they can't reach them at all, and this bunch of bananas is at least a few dozen catties, and the big ones may be hundreds of catties. How to transport them back is also a problem.
In the end, the two discussed for a while, and decided to make a ladder to climb up the tree, and cut down the bananas with a kitchen knife.
This matter is a big project for the two girls, and it can't be done in a morning.
However, for the two of them, it was difficult to pick off the bananas. After eating fish and coconuts for 10 days, they couldn't eat any more.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw that the two were going to make ladders and climb trees and made moves one after another.
"It's so stupid, why don't you just cut the tree off? Banana trees are not that hard, and you don't need to climb them at all. How dangerous it is."
"When Xiaobai has no sense of public morality like you, how difficult is it for a banana tree to grow so big? Do you have to cut down a tree just for a bunch of bananas?"
"It's just that I don't know how to care for the environment. Our environment is destroyed by such garbage."
"I said, can you take your brains with you when you go out? This is survival, not a joke. Let alone a tree, it is a piece of tree. In order to survive, you have to chop it down."
"What a joke, you have to destroy the environment just to eat?"
"My God, there are so many brain-damaged people. It seems that we really blame Grandpa Yuan for letting these people eat too much."
"There's nothing wrong with caring for the environment, but you also have to ensure the basis for your own survival, otherwise you'll starve to death. What's the point of caring for the environment?"
"That's right. It's like the farmers in the north who sell the black soil in their fields. They all know that the black soil is precious, but they are dying of poverty if they guard the precious black soil. The food they grow is not worth as much as the soil. You can blame them for selling the soil. ?"
"Is protecting the environment for yourself? For future generations."
"I'm almost starving to death. Where can I get offspring? If I can't marry a wife and eat, where can I get offspring?"
"Let me tell you, don't bully the disabled, be careful to call the police and arrest you, and remind you that the brain is also disabled, be careful of the lawyer's letter."
There was constant quarrel in the live broadcast room because of the issue of environmental protection. The hosts of the morning shift, Li Man and Liu Dagang, also started a discussion on this issue.
Li Man began to dig a hole for Liu Dagang, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Liu, if it were you, what would you choose? To cut down trees or choose more dangerous trees to protect the environment."
Liu Dagang looked at Li Man who was smiling, and complained in his heart. This chick dug a hole for me again. No matter how she answered, she would offend other people.
Moreover, it is not enough not to answer, after all, this is a live broadcast, so he thought for a while and said: "If it were me, I should choose to climb the tree, because for me, climbing the tree is not difficult, and there is no danger."
Seeing that Liu Dagang didn't jump into the pit, Li Man continued to ask: "What if climbing a tree is very dangerous? For example, you are those two girls, or at night."
Liu Dagang's face turned dark, this woman would not give up until she pushed him into the pit.
"Then I don't need to cut down trees, because for me, I can find other food. I don't have to have bananas. Friends who have watched my program know that I have always cared for the environment, obeyed the law, and never Hacking and deforestation."
Li Man smiled and said: "It seems that Mr. Liu supports the one in the audience who cares about the environment."
After hearing this, Liu Dagang wished he could press Li Man on the table and beat him violently.
Seeing that the audience in the live broadcast room had already begun to curse him for being a fool and standing up again, Liu Dagang hurriedly explained: "This situation is different, we are definitely not allowed to damage the environment when we usually shoot programs.
But Li Ruobai and the others are in a different situation. They are allowed to do whatever it takes to survive, so it depends on your choice, whether you choose to stick to it and get 100 billion or quit to protect the environment. "
The audience in the live broadcast room complained after listening to Liu Dagang's words: "A program that promotes environmental protection can destroy the environment at will."
"Well, I want to say that banana trees are actually herbaceous plants, not trees. They are all annuals, and they will die if they are not cut."
"Hahaha, I've been watching secretly for a long time. These idiots don't even know that banana trees can only live for one year, and they quarreled for a long time. I laughed so hard."
"My family has been growing bananas for more than ten years. Let me tell you, in fact, after the bananas are roasted, they will be chopped off."
When the hosts Li Man and Liu Dagang saw this, they realized that they had just made a joke. However, as a professional host, Li Man had a good on-the-spot reaction, so he quickly changed the subject.
"Mr. Liu, there are rumors that aliens are involved in the Survival in the Wilderness. What do you think of this?"
Liu Dagang is angry, can you stop digging holes for me by changing the subject?
"I've never seen such a thing as an alien, and I don't understand it. I won't comment on things I don't understand."
The audience who had just quarreled over the banana tree also changed the subject.
"The reason announced by the governments of various countries is nonsense. I think it is just like the rumors. This show is run by aliens."
"Have you read too many novels? Return to aliens, are aliens full?"
"Not necessarily, maybe aliens look at us like we look at monkeys, watching them in cages."
"It is indeed possible. Aliens don't necessarily have to occupy the planet Earth if they find it. After all, the oil or precious metal resources on the planet Earth may be worthless to aliens."
"So, am I just a monkey for people to play with?"
"No, you're not, you're not qualified, those on the screen are."
"It hurts, old iron."
"I don't want to love other monkeys, but Monkey King."
"Same love, let's send blades together to remind you to change."
"I think Lu Wei needs the little balloon more now."
At this time, Lu Wei, who had been ridiculed by everyone, was looking at Yang Xiaohu jokingly.And Yang Xiaohu was embarrassed at first, then came to Lu Wei's side cheekily, hugged him and began to act like a baby.
"People also want you to hug me more, don't be angry, okay? I only found out today that my feet can go to the ground."
It turned out that Yang Xiaohu's foot was already healed, but he was still pretending to be lame. He let Lu Wei hold him for everything, but he accidentally exposed it.
This matter had to start when the two had just finished eating.
When eating, Yang Xiaohu didn't say anything and sat on the side to eat by himself, insisting on Lu Wei hugging and feeding.
Lu Wei was so entangled by her that he had no choice but to hold her in his arms and feed her like coaxing a child.
Looking at Yang Xiaohu whose smiling eyes were almost narrowed, Lu Wei asked strangely: "Is your foot still not healed? Is this the fourth day?"
Yang Xiaohu's face froze slightly at first, and then he said calmly: "Of course it's okay, otherwise I'll have to trouble you for anything else, but it's coming soon, the pain doesn't hurt much today, I guess I can leave tomorrow Let's go and try."
Lu Wei nodded after hearing this, and didn't doubt it. She thought it might be because of the environment, and it's not surprising that it was a little slower.
After eating, he cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, and went to the toilet with Yang Xiaohu who wanted to be convenient.
Taking advantage of Yang Xiaohu's time to go to the bathroom, Lu Wei took out the wild boar skin and rabbit skin that had been soaked yesterday to dry.
Before he finished tidying up, he heard Yang Xiaohu in the toilet scream: "Ah, Lu Wei, come quickly!"
In that program, I once collected this kind of green bananas, and I heard from farmers who grow bananas that bananas are generally collected when they are green, and they will mature slowly after being stored for a period of time.
But in the face of such a large bunch of bananas, collecting and transporting them became the biggest problem facing the two girls.
The banana trees are so tall that they can't reach them at all, and this bunch of bananas is at least a few dozen catties, and the big ones may be hundreds of catties. How to transport them back is also a problem.
In the end, the two discussed for a while, and decided to make a ladder to climb up the tree, and cut down the bananas with a kitchen knife.
This matter is a big project for the two girls, and it can't be done in a morning.
However, for the two of them, it was difficult to pick off the bananas. After eating fish and coconuts for 10 days, they couldn't eat any more.
The audience in the live broadcast room saw that the two were going to make ladders and climb trees and made moves one after another.
"It's so stupid, why don't you just cut the tree off? Banana trees are not that hard, and you don't need to climb them at all. How dangerous it is."
"When Xiaobai has no sense of public morality like you, how difficult is it for a banana tree to grow so big? Do you have to cut down a tree just for a bunch of bananas?"
"It's just that I don't know how to care for the environment. Our environment is destroyed by such garbage."
"I said, can you take your brains with you when you go out? This is survival, not a joke. Let alone a tree, it is a piece of tree. In order to survive, you have to chop it down."
"What a joke, you have to destroy the environment just to eat?"
"My God, there are so many brain-damaged people. It seems that we really blame Grandpa Yuan for letting these people eat too much."
"There's nothing wrong with caring for the environment, but you also have to ensure the basis for your own survival, otherwise you'll starve to death. What's the point of caring for the environment?"
"That's right. It's like the farmers in the north who sell the black soil in their fields. They all know that the black soil is precious, but they are dying of poverty if they guard the precious black soil. The food they grow is not worth as much as the soil. You can blame them for selling the soil. ?"
"Is protecting the environment for yourself? For future generations."
"I'm almost starving to death. Where can I get offspring? If I can't marry a wife and eat, where can I get offspring?"
"Let me tell you, don't bully the disabled, be careful to call the police and arrest you, and remind you that the brain is also disabled, be careful of the lawyer's letter."
There was constant quarrel in the live broadcast room because of the issue of environmental protection. The hosts of the morning shift, Li Man and Liu Dagang, also started a discussion on this issue.
Li Man began to dig a hole for Liu Dagang, and asked with a smile: "Mr. Liu, if it were you, what would you choose? To cut down trees or choose more dangerous trees to protect the environment."
Liu Dagang looked at Li Man who was smiling, and complained in his heart. This chick dug a hole for me again. No matter how she answered, she would offend other people.
Moreover, it is not enough not to answer, after all, this is a live broadcast, so he thought for a while and said: "If it were me, I should choose to climb the tree, because for me, climbing the tree is not difficult, and there is no danger."
Seeing that Liu Dagang didn't jump into the pit, Li Man continued to ask: "What if climbing a tree is very dangerous? For example, you are those two girls, or at night."
Liu Dagang's face turned dark, this woman would not give up until she pushed him into the pit.
"Then I don't need to cut down trees, because for me, I can find other food. I don't have to have bananas. Friends who have watched my program know that I have always cared for the environment, obeyed the law, and never Hacking and deforestation."
Li Man smiled and said: "It seems that Mr. Liu supports the one in the audience who cares about the environment."
After hearing this, Liu Dagang wished he could press Li Man on the table and beat him violently.
Seeing that the audience in the live broadcast room had already begun to curse him for being a fool and standing up again, Liu Dagang hurriedly explained: "This situation is different, we are definitely not allowed to damage the environment when we usually shoot programs.
But Li Ruobai and the others are in a different situation. They are allowed to do whatever it takes to survive, so it depends on your choice, whether you choose to stick to it and get 100 billion or quit to protect the environment. "
The audience in the live broadcast room complained after listening to Liu Dagang's words: "A program that promotes environmental protection can destroy the environment at will."
"Well, I want to say that banana trees are actually herbaceous plants, not trees. They are all annuals, and they will die if they are not cut."
"Hahaha, I've been watching secretly for a long time. These idiots don't even know that banana trees can only live for one year, and they quarreled for a long time. I laughed so hard."
"My family has been growing bananas for more than ten years. Let me tell you, in fact, after the bananas are roasted, they will be chopped off."
When the hosts Li Man and Liu Dagang saw this, they realized that they had just made a joke. However, as a professional host, Li Man had a good on-the-spot reaction, so he quickly changed the subject.
"Mr. Liu, there are rumors that aliens are involved in the Survival in the Wilderness. What do you think of this?"
Liu Dagang is angry, can you stop digging holes for me by changing the subject?
"I've never seen such a thing as an alien, and I don't understand it. I won't comment on things I don't understand."
The audience who had just quarreled over the banana tree also changed the subject.
"The reason announced by the governments of various countries is nonsense. I think it is just like the rumors. This show is run by aliens."
"Have you read too many novels? Return to aliens, are aliens full?"
"Not necessarily, maybe aliens look at us like we look at monkeys, watching them in cages."
"It is indeed possible. Aliens don't necessarily have to occupy the planet Earth if they find it. After all, the oil or precious metal resources on the planet Earth may be worthless to aliens."
"So, am I just a monkey for people to play with?"
"No, you're not, you're not qualified, those on the screen are."
"It hurts, old iron."
"I don't want to love other monkeys, but Monkey King."
"Same love, let's send blades together to remind you to change."
"I think Lu Wei needs the little balloon more now."
At this time, Lu Wei, who had been ridiculed by everyone, was looking at Yang Xiaohu jokingly.And Yang Xiaohu was embarrassed at first, then came to Lu Wei's side cheekily, hugged him and began to act like a baby.
"People also want you to hug me more, don't be angry, okay? I only found out today that my feet can go to the ground."
It turned out that Yang Xiaohu's foot was already healed, but he was still pretending to be lame. He let Lu Wei hold him for everything, but he accidentally exposed it.
This matter had to start when the two had just finished eating.
When eating, Yang Xiaohu didn't say anything and sat on the side to eat by himself, insisting on Lu Wei hugging and feeding.
Lu Wei was so entangled by her that he had no choice but to hold her in his arms and feed her like coaxing a child.
Looking at Yang Xiaohu whose smiling eyes were almost narrowed, Lu Wei asked strangely: "Is your foot still not healed? Is this the fourth day?"
Yang Xiaohu's face froze slightly at first, and then he said calmly: "Of course it's okay, otherwise I'll have to trouble you for anything else, but it's coming soon, the pain doesn't hurt much today, I guess I can leave tomorrow Let's go and try."
Lu Wei nodded after hearing this, and didn't doubt it. She thought it might be because of the environment, and it's not surprising that it was a little slower.
After eating, he cleaned up the bowls and chopsticks, and went to the toilet with Yang Xiaohu who wanted to be convenient.
Taking advantage of Yang Xiaohu's time to go to the bathroom, Lu Wei took out the wild boar skin and rabbit skin that had been soaked yesterday to dry.
Before he finished tidying up, he heard Yang Xiaohu in the toilet scream: "Ah, Lu Wei, come quickly!"
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