My 27-year-old alluring female president

Chen Yi looked at me meaningfully, and then said with a smile: "It depends on your performance during the time of marriage. If you perform well, we will leave. If you do not perform well, you will work honestly and earn money for our children." Milk powder money!"

"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about? How can we say that our new first brother has just entered the capitalist class, and the money for milk powder is not a matter of every minute."

"Oh, really? Look at your inn, isn't it going to be yellow? He still makes money for milk powder every minute?"

Xiao Wu patted his thigh and said excitedly: "Don't tell me, I also have investment. I was in a good mood, but when you said that, I was in a bad mood."

I smoothed things over and said, "What are you afraid of? We're still young."

At this time, Chen Yi suddenly became flustered, and ran to the bathroom without saying a word. I was so frightened that I hurriedly followed, and Chen Yi retched at the sink.

I subconsciously patted Chen Yi on the back, and then asked, "What's wrong? Did you eat something unfamiliar after eating hot pot?"

"I don't know, it's been like this all morning!"

I asked excitedly, "Have you got it?"

Chen Yi was stunned for a moment, then thought for a while, and said slowly: "Impossible! I just tested it last week, and it didn't."

"Let's go back and test again, maybe it's true! Am I really going to be a father?"

Chen Yi looked at me speechlessly, then smiled and said, "We've been together for such a long time, if you don't, I will wonder if there is something wrong with you."

I giggled in embarrassment, and then said stubbornly: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Men can't say they have problems!"

Chen Yi immediately came over with a deadly look, and said in a questioning tone: "Then you mean to say that I have a problem?"

"No, no, if there is a problem, it is also my problem. My wife will definitely not have a problem."

"Hahaha, I just like your attitude. Let's go back, I'm fine."

"it is good."

We went back and sat down. Xiao Wu asked, "Is sister-in-law okay? Is it because the things I ordered are not fresh?"

I quickly said: "No, no. Your sister-in-law is fine, have you finished eating? I'll go back after eating. Your sister-in-law and I are a little tired. Let's go back and lie down. Do you want to go back?"

"I can't, I saw someone fishing by the sea today, I will try it later. Go to your house for dinner, and you call me again! Tell uncles and aunts, there is no need to buy fish, I will be responsible for fishing!"

"Hey, so loud? We fish in the east are not fools, it's quite difficult."

"It's a big deal, I'm sure I can do it. In Dali, rivers, big and small, have legends about me! The word air force never appears in my place!"

"That's fine, you should pay attention to sun protection, it's very hot in Hainan this day, don't suffer from heat stroke."

"Ah, ah, ah! You go back."

"Okay then, let's go!"

Xiao Wu nodded, and I led Chen Yi's hand downstairs. I drove to a pharmacy, and I stopped. Chen Yi looked at me suspiciously, and asked curiously, "What's wrong?"

"Pretend to be confused, don't you? I'm going to buy a pregnancy test stick!"

"You're a big man, aren't you afraid of being ashamed? I shop online all the time, and I buy it on the spot. Aren't you afraid of death?"

"The death of the society? Just kidding, this is related to whether our old and new family will have a future. Let alone the death of the society, I am not afraid of going up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire!"

Chen Yi looked at me dumbfounded, nodded, and said with a smile, "Go, Pikachu!"

I yelled, "Pikachu!"

Then he took off his seat belt and got out of the car, then rushed to the pharmacy quickly!As soon as I entered the door, I suddenly became shy, and I began to slowly look for pregnancy test sticks in the pharmacy!
I don't know when the clerk patted me behind me. I was shocked, and the clerk was also startled by me. She calmed down, looked at me with a smile and said, "Sir, what do you need to buy? I Help you find it!"

I stammered and said, "Sorry, that. I want to buy that. What's the matter, oh, that girl uses that, that's it"

"Did sir say yours are sanitary napkins?"

I was so scared that I quickly shook my head and said, "No, it's not sanitary napkins!"

"That is?"

"That's it, that's right! Pregnancy test stick, pregnancy test stick!"

The clerk smiled and said, "Okay, sir, the pregnancy test stick is here!"

I followed the clerk, bought two boxes, and ran away immediately after paying the bill.

Back in the car, Chen Yi asked suspiciously, "Why have you been here for so long?"

"Ah? Oh, you can't blame me for this. It's all about the clerk. She's new here. I don't know where the pregnancy test stick is. The two of us searched for a long time, but I found it! Look at these clerks. Don’t know about training? I have to find it myself!”

"Oh, just find it. But why are you sweating profusely?"

I wiped my forehead, and there was really a lot of cold sweat. I said stubbornly: "Look at this pharmacy, the air conditioner is not cold! Pull it into the blacklist, and we will not come to this store in the future."

"Okay, let's go back quickly, the air conditioner at home is cold!"

"My wife, what you said is too reasonable."

I started the car and kept apologizing to this pharmacy and that clerk in my heart. In order to maintain my tall and mighty image in front of Chen Yi, I can only sacrifice you.

When I got home, I sat on the sofa, anxiously waiting for Chen Yi's results. Suddenly, I couldn't sit still anymore. I stood up and walked around. Finally, I couldn't help it anymore. I walked into the yard and smoked a cigarette. A cigarette, this cigarette has just been lit, Chen Yi screamed!
I was so scared that I ran back quickly. When I got to the sanitary napkin, I asked excitedly, "What's the matter? What's the matter? Is there no one? Why are you screaming?"

When Chen Yi saw me, she wowed, cried, jumped on my body, and said excitedly, "Husband, you are going to be a father! I am going to be a mother!"

I carefully put Chen Yi on the sofa, and then calmly said to Chen Yi: "Don't do these strenuous exercises, what should I do if the tire gas moves?"

Chen Yi froze for a moment, and looked at me suspiciously, she thought I was unhappy.Then, after two seconds, I couldn't pretend anymore, I jumped on the spot excitedly and happily, and shouted loudly: "I'm going to be a father! I really want to be a father! My wife, I'm going to be a father. Whoa! I'm going to be a dad!"

I immediately half-kneeled in front of Chen Yi, and said swearingly: "My child, I will do all the housework in the future! I will do all the laundry, cooking, and cleaning. From now on, you will take good care of your baby and give birth to the most beautiful baby." Cute baby!"