Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

The next morning.

I was awakened by a knock on the door.

No need to open the door.

I knew who it was.

The third master Yan Bugui's voice came from outside the door.

"Silly Zhu, open the door, open the door!"

I put on a coat, came to the door, and opened the door.

now.

The third master Yan Bugui held a notebook in his hand, and there was a pen in the notebook.

When I opened the door, I took a look at Yan Bugui.

The third master, what did he want to say, he hasn't said yet.

suddenly.

I have closed the door.

And then.

Yan Bugui, who was about to enter the house, was almost hit on the nose by the closed door.

Go back to the house.

Ding dong.

The system is now online.

"Scenario: The third master comes to collect protection fees, no, it's health fees."

"Option [-]: Host, can you allow Yan Bugui's illegal behavior? Do you still think that He Yuzhu has not been sucked enough? Take up the weapon of law and fight against the evil to the end!"

"Choice reward: 30 yuan, plus a glorious youth pennant in the Siheyuan."

"Option [-]: Anyway, for so many years, the courtyard has come here like this. The sanitation fee should be paid back, so why should the host be so stubborn!"

"Choose the reward: a cage of char siew, delicious but not hot."

Facing the two options provided by the system.

I went straight to option one.

This is not to say that I fell into the eyes of money.

The main reason is that the words of the system are very good.

Say no to wrongdoing.

What I value more is the glorious youth pennant of the Siheyuan.

Although I have made a choice.

But I didn't immediately pay attention to Yan Bugui who was still lingering at the door.

This old man.

Let him talk for a while.

obvious.

Wait a while.

Yan Bugui got a little impatient waiting.

There was a quick knock on the door.

At the beginning.

Yan Bugui thought I was going into the house to get money for him.

But after waiting for a long time, I didn't wait for my figure.

"Silly Zhu, open the door for me!"

While smashing the door.

Yan Bugui shouted.

And this time.

Fully dressed, I have already walked out of the house.

I greeted him with a smile: "It's the third master! Good morning!"

"Early? It's getting late! It's already high in the sun!"

It was obvious that there was a cold wind blowing at the door, which made Yan Bugui deflated.

The shoulders are picked.

The old man pulled the overcoat over his shoulders again.

Followed by.

That's two sneezes.

first timing.

I kept a certain distance from Yan Bugui.

"What are you looking at? It's not your fault!"

Rubbing his nose, Yan Bugui, who was very dissatisfied, said indignantly: "The cold wind blowing for a long time caused me to stand here, and I caught a cold."

"Did you really catch a cold?"

I asked, frowning.

"Then what do you think I am?"

Yan Bugui, who was out of breath, obviously had a resentment in his tone.

"I thought you had some kind of infectious disease!"

I replied this sentence.

then.

Yan Bugui's eyes straightened.

"Silly, you cursed me!"

a time.

Yan Bugui even forgot what he was doing here.

Of course I understood what was going on with Yan Bugui, so I temporarily changed the subject and asked, "By the way, Third Master, why did you ask me so early in the morning? Is there something wrong?"

"nonsense!"

Yan Pugui, who rolled his eyes, just shook the notebook in his hand: "Shouldn't you pay this month's sanitation fee?"

"how much is it?"

I pretended to take out the money, putting one hand in my trouser pocket.

"piece."

Yan Bugui didn't even blink his eyes, just staring at my trouser pocket.

"It's broken, I didn't bring it with me! I'll go to the house and get it for you."

After saying this, I turned around and entered the house.

Yan Bugui, who looked up, said, "Hurry up!"

but.

Here I just stepped on the threshold, before I entered the back room, suddenly I stopped.

as a traveler.

If you don't have any acting skills, you will be sorry for the audience.

"what happened?"

Yan Bugui was stunned for a moment, and then urged me: "Hurry up and get the money."

"I suddenly remembered something."

at this time.

I looked at Yan Pugui.

Although my voice is calm, it is sonorous and powerful.

I asked, "Does your behavior constitute illegal fundraising?"

"Illegal fundraising?"

At that time, Yan Bugui's eyeballs almost popped out.

"According to the provisions of Article 176 of X Law, illegally absorbing public deposits shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not more than three years, criminal detention or public surveillance, and in serious cases shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than three years but not more than ten years......"

As my tirade comes out.

Yan Bugui was in a hurry at the time: "Silly Zhu, don't come here! Don't make too much noise about me! I don't understand what illegal fundraising is! This is the rule in the courtyard, and it has been like this for many years. I can tell you Say, don't mess with me!"

"How can I mess with you!" I responded with a smile, and then I shouted, "Neighbors and neighbors, wake up! Everyone, come and comment on me!"

this year.

Even the life of city dwellers is quite monotonous.

There is not much entertainment at all.

Therefore, being a melon eater is their greatest pleasure.

Because it is worship.

Soon.

The yard was already full of people.

They are all neighbors.

I am also no stranger.

In front of the big guy, I said straight to the point: "Everyone come to comment! The third master is here to collect the protection fee, no, it's the sanitation fee..."

Before I finished speaking.

Yan Bugui had already snatched the conversation away: "Neighbors! Tell me, is this sanitation fee a rule in our hospital? It has been like this for many years. But today, I came to ask Shazhu for sanitation fee. He not only refused to pay, but also said that I was raising funds illegally. Who should I ask for reasoning!"

talking.

Yan Bugui smashed his right hand with his left hand, and the third master was full of posture: "Emotions, I'm not thankful for my efforts!"

And at this time.

Yan Bugui seemed to have seen it.

"First uncle, second uncle, you are here just in time. Tell me, is this the reason?"

As the first and second uncle elected by the courtyard.

Although Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong sometimes disagree with each other, when it comes to their own affairs, they will not get confused.

"Silly Zhu, there's no need to make a fuss about a dollar. Besides, we didn't collect the money. The so-called taking from the people and using it for the people is to improve the environment in our compound."

Liu Haizhong looked around: "Neighbors, please tell me whether you should pay the money or not!"

Actually.

The sanitation fee was handed over, although it was collected by the third master, but it was all in the hands of the third.

at this time.

The first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle are the united front.

"Whether it's used to improve the environment in our compound, who knows. Anyway, the money went into the hands of you guys, and the three of you are greedy for ink, and no one knows."

Jia Zhang, the old widow who loves money like her life, muttered something while hiding behind the crowd.

On weekdays.

The sanitation fee of her family is the hardest to pay.

Seeing that he could dodge and even fight back, how could Jia Zhang give up this opportunity.

Actually.

It's not just Jia Zhang's.

Even many other people have this kind of heart.

after all.

For ordinary people in this era, one yuan is not a small sum of money, which is enough for a poor family to live for a day.

"Jia Zhang, what do you mean by that?"

Liu Haizhong was anxious at the time