Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

The human mouth has two skins.

That is really black can be said to be white.

This does not mean that He Yuzhu has masochism syndrome.

When someone praises him, he still feels that others are scolding him, which makes him angry.

In fact.

He Yuzhu was amused by the faces of this group of rascals.

In the past, it was this group of people who said that He Yuzhu was worthless; now it is the same people who praise him as not an ordinary person.

The fickle and ugly side of human nature can be said to be vividly reflected by the residents of this compound.

"Give way, let everything go!"

Jia Zhang, with his head on his head, squeezed desperately inside.

The old widow with a happy face just looked at He Yuzhu and said with a smile: "Zhuzi, your car is so beautiful. What did Aunt Jia say, that you are capable, and you really gave us the face of the dean."

"This car is not cheap!"

"Good, good!"

"Oops, what's this? A bell? It scared me."

"How much is this car?"

The contrived expression of the old widow made people want to vomit.

seem.

Unpleasant before.

It has long been forgotten by Jia Zhang.

Now, the Jia Zhang family who is fawning on He Yuzhu, that is a long pillar of our family and a short pillar of our family, talking non-stop.

He Yuzhu, who really couldn't listen anymore, frowned, and reminded: "Aunt Jia, I, He Yuzhu, have nothing to do with your Jia family! My surname is He, not Jia."

Following He Yuzhu's words.

The people present laughed loudly.

The old widow was not embarrassed, she still didn't blush and said breathlessly: "You child, I watched you grow up. In my eyes, you are no different from my son."

For the behavior of this old widow.

He Yuzhu couldn't understand it anymore.

Whether it's the understanding through the plot in the previous life.

It is still the contact of this life.

With her hypocritical appearance, her purpose is written on her face.

On weekdays, the blood-sucking silly Zhu became an old widow who was used to it. Even though she had experienced some troubles, her brain had obviously not turned around, and she still regarded He Yuzhu as the old widow.

In Jia Zhang's view, He Yuzhu's car was bought for their Jia family.

Even at this time, the old widow yelled: "Bang, stick, come, try your new car!"

The four words of cheeky and shameless are really subtly performed by Jia Zhang.

Even, these four words can be said to be tailor-made for this old thing.

"Aunt Jia, if I remember correctly, your family is awesome, it seems that they haven't come out yet!"

He Yuzhu reminded me.

moment.

The old man's face was ugly.

The robber saint who was caught in the juvenile prison before was sent to a labor camp for two months.

Counting the days, it seems that it is time to come out soon.

Ding dong.

at this time.

The system is online.

"Scenario: The host bought a new car, and Mrs. Jia Zhang came to blackmail him."

"Option [-]: Let's show this hideous old widow a little bit of color. This old immortal is riding on the host's neck. The host can bear it? Anyway, if it is a system, the system will definitely not be able to bear it. "

"Choose reward: 30 yuan, plus two catties of stick noodles."

"Option [-]: It's not easy to think about old widows, middle-aged bereaved husbands, old bereaved children..."

"System, do you think I'm a bitch?"

Before the system finished talking about option two, it didn't even say the reward.

He Yuzhu, who gave the system a blank stare, just asked a simple question.

The system just let out a hey laugh without saying anything.

"I choose option one."

No tangles.

There was no hesitation either.

He Yuzhu had already made his choice without the system having finished the content of option two.

Anyway.

What kind of urine is it for the system that is bound to me.

He Yuzhu has also figured it out.

The reward for option [-] is different whether you look at it or not, I'm afraid it won't be any different from option [-].

This is one of them.

Second.

Even if there is a difference.

As an old man, you can't let others slaughter you for a little profit, and be bullied as if you were taken advantage of.

man's face.

Sometimes the benefits are not measurable.

Although the rewards have been distributed to the warehouse after making the choice, He Yuzhu has not yet performed the task yet.

If you just take the rewards and don't follow the options, the system's punishment will not be a joke.

Looking at Mrs. Jia Zhang, who was a little short-tempered and even depressed just now because she was talking about things with a stick, He Yuzhu called the old widow over.

"Aunt Jia, come here, I have something to tell you."

Hearing He Yuzhu's words.

The old widow regained her spirits.

Pidianpidian took two steps forward.

"Pillar…………"

After a sentence.

The old widow didn't write any more.

The main reason was that He Yuzhu's slap was a little sudden.

This made Jia Zhang unprepared, and was caught off guard.

At the beginning.

The old widow thought that there was some discussion about the new car.

and so.

She is happy.

but.

What she didn't expect was that.

He Yuzhu called to his side and just slapped him.

"do not move!"

Looking at Jia Zhang who hadn't recovered yet, He Yuzhu slapped Jia Zhang directly on the face again.

Hitting people belongs to beating people.

Reason.

He Yuzhu had already thought about it.

"What, Aunt Jia, I'm sorry, I got it wrong."

"Your face is ashes."

"Just now, I thought it was a mosquito!"

"It's alright, it's alright!"

What He Yuzhu said was easy.

But Jia Zhang is not easy.

She was slapped twice for no reason, which almost made her explode.

"Silly, did you do it on purpose?"

"Are you making fun of me?"

Jia Zhang became so angry that she almost didn't jump up.

Fortunately, this old widow still has self-knowledge.

He Yuzhu, who was a little bit amused to watch, looked innocent. After all, who is not an acting school: "Aunt Jia, how can you think so. Don't you know what kind of person I am? I am you Watching him grow up. You just said that in this yard, I am the most promising and the one who knows how to respect the old and love the young."

Jia Zhang: "........."

The old widow obviously didn't expect that He Yuzhu would use these words to retaliate against her. For a moment, even this old man didn't know what to say.

"Zhuzi, there is nothing wrong with what you said."

"Aunt Jia, Zhuzi is helping you fight mosquitoes. But it's just a mistake. You don't have the same knowledge as this child, do you?"

"Aunt Jia, what delicious food has she eaten recently? Why does she look fat? There is flesh on her face."

…………

Many residents who disliked the Jia family were still sneering at this moment.

And at this time.

He Yuzhu, who had completed the task, changed the subject: "By the way, uncles and aunts, when I entered the courtyard just now, we saw that our courtyard was very lively. What happened?"

"Zhuzi, you don't know yet! The eldest son of the third master's family is arguing to separate the family."

"Yan Jiecheng has really grown up and is promising."

"The Yan family in our courtyard is definitely the one with the thumbs up. I have to say that Yan Xiecheng has really brought glory to the old Yan family."

"The old Yan family's ancestral grave is smoking, and there are filial sons and grandchildren."

…………

Many people spoke happily.

But this group of people who have nothing to do with themselves are happy.

But the young and old of the Yan family had gloomy and ugly faces.

in fact.

To be precise, it should be Yan Bugui and his wife who have a bad face.

Yan Jiecheng has made up his mind to separate the family. Even if he heard this, he was like a normal person. Even when he heard people talk about their family like this, this guy said proudly: "What's wrong with the separation? No Have you ever seen a split family? I just honored our old Yan family ancestors!"

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