Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

A knock on the door sounded at this moment.

He Yuzhu's home.

"coming!"

He Yuzhu, who was in the room, responded.

after that.

Put on a coat.

He Yuzhu, who came to the door, opened the door without any hassle.

What came into view was Jia Zhang's annoying old face.

After seeing clearly that it was the old widow.

He Yuzhu knew that there must be no good things for this old man to come.

"It's Aunt Jia! Is there something wrong?"

He Yuzhu asked lightly.

Jiazhang, who was smiling happily, did not regard herself as an outsider, and was not polite at all.

Although he said: Silly Zhu, why don't you invite me in for a sit down.

The skill of speaking.

The old widow had barged in herself.

The old widow who was in the house did not have a pair of idle eyes.

Up and down.

Left and right.

He looked at the south wall of He Yuzhu's house, and then at the north wall.

If her eyes were scopes, they were focusing on one place at the moment, looking for something valuable.

Anyway.

In the concept of this old widow.

Everything is good for others.

Take what you should take, and take what you should want.

even.

What the old widow came here for, I am afraid that she will forget it for a while.

"This cupboard is nice!"

"This table is also nice."

"When did you buy this wall clock? I haven't seen it before."

"Hey! Why is there still cooking in this pot?"

"Silly, you haven't eaten?"

The old widow who babbled, just said a lot of bullshit.

Because I developed the habit of eating supper in my previous life.

Although, under the current conditions, supplies are a bit lacking; but this habit, He Yuzhu has not changed.

What was cooking in the pot was just a little skin and meat porridge.

"It's so fragrant!"

Jiazhang lifted the lid of the pot, ready to taste it with a spoon.

"Scent?"

He Yuzhu is still very confident about his cooking skills.

On the subject of Jia Zhang, He Yuzhu said lightly: "Just smell it!"

moment.

Jia Zhang's face turned pale, and his gloomy face looked like someone had died in the family.

amount.

seemingly.

There was indeed a death in her family, and her husband and son had been gone for a few years.

"What are you talking about, kid!"

Jia Zhang, who came to the side and sat down, was so stern.

"Do you know why I'm here?"

Jia Zhang deliberately betrayed Guanzi.

He Yuzhu couldn't be in the mood to tease her, so he extinguished the fire of the clay stove, and then poured out a bowl of skin and meat porridge and drank it himself.

"It's delicious!"

"Fat but not greasy, the heat is just right."

While eating the skin and meat porridge, He Yuzhu still pouted.

This made Jia Zhangshi so greedy that his saliva almost didn't flow out.

The old widow just stared at He Yuzhu, her mouth slightly opened, her eyelids raised, trying to keep her eyes on the porridge as much as possible.

However, due to his limited size, he almost stood up immediately.

She looks like that, so people don't know what words to use to describe her.

"Pillar, what is that?"

"Aunt Jia and I didn't have enough to eat at night."

suddenly.

Jia Zhang popped out such a sentence.

Ding dong.

At this time, the system is online.

"Scenario: Jia Zhang, who is not well-intentioned, says he is not full."

"Option [-]: What is the host bird doing? If you are not full, you are not full. Just pretend you didn't hear anything, and the old widow is farting."

"Choice reward: ten yuan, plus a catty of sorghum noodles."

"Option [-]: Speaking of which, the old widow is pitiful enough. Since she doesn't have enough to eat, the host just needs to help her. It's not easy for all neighbors, right?"

"Choice reward: ten yuan, plus two catties of premium ham."

Two options.

The rewards are all ten dollars.

But one is a pound of sorghum noodles.

One is two catties of essence ham.

Obviously.

Rewards still vary.

He Yuzhu, who didn't make a choice right away, knew the urgency of the system, but still asked: "System, the so-called help in option two, can you use it freely?"

"Of course!"

The system responded.

He Yuzhu, who knew how to choose, looked at Jia Zhang.

This time.

He felt that the old widow was a little pleasing to the eye.

have to say.

Although the beasts in this yard are annoying, they are not only talents, but also rich boys.

"Aunt Jia, tell me, are you not full?"

He Yuzhu pretended to be surprised.

Jia Zhang's chick pecked at the rice and nodded.

"Then go home and eat!"

idea.

He Yuzhu has already given it.

Rewards follow.

A matter of words.

Ten yuan, two catties of premium ham, and that's it.

It's just not very challenging.

Jia Zhang, whose eyeballs could be fired like cannonballs, was stunned.

obvious.

The answer He Yuzhu gave her was not the answer she wanted.

"Zhuzi, are you joking with your Aunt Jia?"

Jia Zhang is determining something.

"I was serious."

Without raising his head, He Yuzhu filled another bowl of skin and meat porridge, which was also the last bowl of skin and meat porridge. While eating, he responded to this sentence.

moment.

Jia Zhang almost didn't blow his hair.

In her opinion, He Yuzhu was trying to make her happy.

"You know the conditions of our family."

Jia Zhang, who just had a foreword and hadn't finished speaking, was hit again.

Because He Yuzhu, who took the topic directly, replied to her naturally: "The old saying is good, you can be a master when you suffer hardships. Aunt Jia, don't be stumped by the little difficulties in front of you. When you encounter difficulties, you must Have the courage to face difficulties."

"You kid..."

Seeing that Jia Zhang had no porridge to eat, he wanted to leave.

but.

When about to get up.

Jiazhang recalled what he came here for.

"Almost forgot."

"I'm so confused by you."

"Zhuzi, do you know that you are going to be a father!"

Following Jia Zhang's words.

puff!
He Yuzhu sprayed out the last mouthful of skin and meat porridge, and even sprayed it all on Jia Zhang's face.

Because it was too sudden.

Jia Zhang was not prepared.

I was confused on the spot.

Pretending to be choked and stimulated, He Yuzhu hurriedly coughed a few times.

after that.

Looking at He Yuzhu of Jia Zhang's family, he asked, "Aunt Jia, what did you just say? Say it again!"

"You're going to be a father!"

"Aunt Jia, I'm here to congratulate you!"

Of course, in Jia Zhang's eyes, since he entered He Yuzhu's house, he has been angry.

But when I think of the so-called long-term plan, the so-called ultimate benefit.

Jia Zhang, who endured everything, still had a smile on his face.

"Stupid!"

"You child, look at how excited you are."

"Why, don't believe me?"

"Can Aunt Jia still play this kind of joke with you?"

"Let me tell you the truth. Today, my daughter-in-law Qin Huairu took her cousin Qin Jingru to the hospital."

"guess what?"

"The test results came out, it's a kid."

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