Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

"Da Mao!"

"Da Mao!"

A call sounded in Xu Damao's ear.

Facing the smiling faces of the neighbors in the neighborhood.

now.

As the groom's officer, Xu Damao, not only couldn't laugh, he even seemed to be isolated in another dimension.

His head was a little dizzy, and he was a little hypoxic.

Normally.

With the urine of a person like him.

This happened to me.

He will definitely settle the score with Qin Jingru as soon as possible.

only.

Xu Damao was hit too hard by this incident.

Let him have a sense of confusion about who I am, where I am, and what happened.

thump.

at this moment.

Xu Damao's body finally couldn't hold it up anymore, he sat down on the ground, and then fell powerlessly to the ground.

And in his mind, many, many fragments flashed through.

such as.

A few days ago, Mrs. Jia Zhang asked him for a bride price.

Another example.

He Yuzhu said that his wife had morning sickness.

Another example...

now.

Even if Xu Damao was a man, he probably lost his strength because he didn't eat well.

When the effects of many fragments gathered together, Xu Damao didn't say his head was clear, but he was no longer so dizzy.

Xu Damao, who wanted to cry but couldn't, felt the bitterness in his heart, it was really like the Yellow River flooding and out of control.

"He nd!"

"I'm married to something."

"I haven't touched her, she is pregnant."

"md!"

"Who did it?"

"Damn it, I made a turtle this time!"

"Grd Qin Jingru, I think you are really a pure little girl, and your feelings have long since rolled with others. No wonder you don't let me touch you, so it's..."

It's not scary to pick up someone else's second-hand.

For Xu Damao.

The suspicion that really hit him was like marrying one and getting one free.

It's fine if you pick it up.

but.

He gave all the gifts.

A whole 100 yuan.

Shopping is popular buy one get one free.

It's not popular to buy one get one free for things like marriage.

"Could it be that boy Sha Zhu's seed?"

Thinking of this.

Xu Damao's life is even more gloomy.

The half-dead Xu Damao just lay on the ground.

On the last obeisance of the sworn brothers, before the couple's obeisance was completed, this kind of thing happened to the groom. As the guests who came to congratulate him and the neighbors, they were all a little confused.

"Brother Da Mao, are you okay?"

"Brother Big Mo!"

Squatting down, Qin Jingru, who had retched just now, just pushed and made no movement, and Xu Damao, who opened his eyes with big dull eyes, was anxious.

Don't just walk through the door and become a widow.

This is what Qin Jingru is most worried about.

"It's embarrassing."

"When a person gets married, he is overjoyed."

"It's no wonder that Xu Damao has been looking forward to his last marriage for many years, but he didn't expect to have a son and a half daughter. Now it's double happiness, no wonder he's going crazy with joy!"

The aunt who thought she was well-informed spoke at this time.

This is the end.

Only then did they understand what was going on.

"What are you doing in a daze, give me your hand, and help the bridegroom back into the room first."

As the authority of the compound, the uncle hurriedly said.

that's it.

Xu Damao, who was wearing big red flowers, was being held up by several people with arms and legs. It didn't matter whether Xu Damao was comfortable or not, as long as he could be dragged into the house, it would be fine.

even.

In the process.

Because the two brothers holding Xu Damao's arms didn't know that they were joking with Xu Damao on purpose, or they didn't have enough breakfast in the morning, and suddenly lost their strength, so they let go at that time.

that's it.

There is such a distance.

Xu Damao was treated like a dead pig, dragged by both feet, and dragged into the house.

Xu's father and Xu's mother couldn't sit still in the high position.

The old couple looked at their son and wanted to ask about the situation, but there were still a lot of guests. As the groom's family, they had to entertain them.

At last.

Mother Xu came to the side of the bride, Qin Jingru, and ordered: "Jingru, you go to the house to take care of Da Mao, by the way, pour him a bowl of vinegar."

"Stuffed with vinegar?"

Qin Jingru was puzzled.

"People who are suffering from hilarity, after drinking the vinegar, they will be fine. This is a simple method, and it works."

With that said, Xu's mother urged Qin Jingru to deal with it quickly.

Xu family.

Unaware that Xu Damao, who was already lying on the bed, just groaned like this, which was comparable to the last breath of death.

Qin Jingru, who had already poured a large bowl of vinegar, came to Xu Damao's side.

Seeing that he couldn't help Xu Damao up.

no way.

Qin Jingru, who didn't bother to call for help, just opened Xu Damao's mouth like that, and poured a whole bowl of mature vinegar directly into Xu Damao's mouth.

Xu Damao, who almost choked, reacted this time.

He vomited while leaning against the bed.

Subsequently.

Xu Damao, who sat up, just stared at Qin Jingru, his eyes seemed to be eating people.

Obviously.

at this time.

Xu Damao has recovered from his shock.

"Brother Da Mao, are you okay?"

"Brother Da Mao, why are you looking at me like that? It's so scary!"

"Brother Da Mao, what's wrong?"

Xu Damao, who didn't answer Qin Jingru, at this moment, a hungry tiger pounced on Qin Jingru, threw Qin Jingru to the ground, and then grabbed Qin Jingru's neck tightly with both hands.

"You bitch, you...you..."

Xu Damao, who was out of breath and panting heavily, didn't know whether it was because he was out of breath and couldn't speak, or because he was afraid of being heard by others.

Later, what he knew well, he didn't point out after all.

Xu Damao was still a little rational, but he knew that there were quite a lot of guests coming from outside.

Director Yang and Director Li in the rolling mill, Director Wang in the street, etc.

The leaders of the factory, the street and the commune are all there.

if.

at this time.

The news about Qin Jingru cuckolding him spread.

Then he, Xu Damao, really became a turtle.

In the future, you will have to become a laughing stock in other people's mouths.

Just at this time.

There was an ouch.

do not know when.

He Yuzhu had already appeared in the new house.

Just a while ago.

The system is online.

to say.

In this courtyard, it is difficult for He Yuzhu not to make a fortune.

no way.

If anyone is found at random, it is a bug of fighting monsters to upgrade, and killing monsters.

System tasks come very frequently.

This time.

One of the options chosen by He Yuzhu in the selection task was to congratulate Xu Damao.

A matter of words.

I made 30 yuan for nothing.

Where can I find such a good thing.

"Why do you start exercising in broad daylight?"

"Exercising has to be done on the bed, how come you're so grounded?"

"Da Mao, congratulations!"

"Next year, don't forget to give us two red eggs!"

It was He Yuzhu's so-called down-to-earth words that almost didn't let Xu Damao go directly to the underworld.