Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

For 36 legs, three turns and one sound.

He Yuzhu is no stranger.

36 legs is the standard dowry gift when 60s get married.

And in the 70s.

Three turns and one sound have become the four major elements of marriage.

The so-called three turns refer to sewing machines, bicycles, and watches.

One ring refers to the radio.

By the late 70s.

Then came the three turns and one sound with click.

What time is it now.

Jia Zhang's thinking is more than one advanced.

Although bicycles, sewing machines, watches, and radios also appeared in this era, they were only used by dignitaries.

Don't talk about walking into ordinary people's homes with three turns and one sound.

Well-to-do families don’t even have the four major items ready.

If it's just like that, then forget it.

According to Jia Zhang's statement.

Just 36 legs, three turns and one sound, is not enough.

They also had to ask for a dowry gift of 200 yuan, plus a monthly subsidy of 20 yuan for their family.

To describe it in a new era.

What He Yuzhu really wants to ask is: Is it the one with diamonds, or the one with gold trim?
If Qin Jingru has anything to do with Jia Zhang, it can only be said that Jia Zhang is messing around.

People sell girls.

He Yuzhu couldn't say anything.

after all.

People's girls, people make their own decisions.

Prejudice.

Qin Jingru and Jia Zhang couldn't get along.

It would make sense to say that Qin Huairu has something to do with Qin Jingru.

and.

The so-called dowry that Jia Zhang said was not for Qin Jingru, but for their Jia family.

a time.

He Yuzhu, who was silent, was a little amused by Jia Zhang.

This old widow can no longer be described in the eyes of money.

It's just delusional.

And it's still in the late stage, the kind that can't be cured.

"Silly Zhu, why are you laughing, I'm talking to you!"

Jia Zhang's attitude is tough.

"Did you hear what I said?"

Facing Jia Zhang's inquiry.

I didn't lose my temper.

Two missed.

He Yuzhu just stared at Jia Zhang.

"Don't just look at me, talk to me."

Jia Zhang's family was very anxious.

"Auntie, can I ask you, what's your last name?"

Sudden.

He Yuzhu said this.

"My maiden's family name is Zhang, and my husband's family name is Jia."

"Oh, I said, you are playing sloppy with me!"

"Don't you all know this!"

Although Jia Zhang couldn't figure out what medicine was sold in He Yuzhu's gourd, he still answered He Yuzhu's question.

I heard Jia Zhang's answer.

He Yuzhu let out a cry.

after that.

He Yuzhu then said leisurely: "So, you still know your surname! I thought you didn't even know your surname."

"You... what do you mean by that?"

Jia Zhang, who was taken aback for a moment, became annoyed immediately after thinking about it.

"Silly Zhu, are you making fun of your Aunt Jia?"

"Are you kidding me?"

Just when Jia Zhang's words fell to the ground.

Ding dong.

at this time.

The system is online.

"Scenario: Yesterday the host and Qin Jingru got into the grove, and today Jiazhang came and asked for three rings."

"Option [-]: The gold-rimmed ones are not so expensive. What the host wants to do with her! Not to mention that Qin Jingru has no relationship with Jia Zhang, even if there is a relationship, whether to marry or not, and the dowry, this is not the host. You can decide on your own. I directly rejected the old widow's request, and the host is also a man."

"Choose a reward: 30 yuan, plus two catties of flour tickets."

"Option [-]: Isn't it just three turns and one ring? The host just gives it to her. This old woman is endless, don't make this old widow unhappy because she can't meet her requirements."

"Choice reward: 30 yuan, plus two old hens that can only lay eggs."

As the system gives two options.

originally.

He Yuzhu didn't want to hesitate, so he chose option one directly.

but.

Just when he was about to make a choice.

suddenly.

what came to mind.

"System, this option two to three turns one ring, can it be played freely?"

Because the system only mentioned three turns and one sound, but did not mention 36 legs, 200 yuan.

and so.

He Yuzhu, who was suddenly inspired, suddenly thought of something.

"nature!"

The system gave a definitive answer.

And as the system gives the answer.

He Yuzhu, who already had an idea in mind, knew how to choose.

"I choose option one."

Follow He Yuzhu to make a choice.

The reward has been distributed to the warehouse, and He Yuzhu only needs to withdraw it from the system warehouse by himself.

of course.

Although the rewards will be issued after the choice is made, if He Yuzhu, the host, cannot follow the options, the punishment for breaking the rules is also quite serious.

at this time.

He Yuzhu laughed again.

Youdao is an old saying.

Brother Zhu smiled, life and death are unpredictable, his left eye is on guard and his right eye is on guard.

"Aunt Jia, don't worry."

"I'm just kidding you, why do you take it seriously?"

talking room.

He Yuzhu has already rolled up his sleeves.

The Jiazhang family, who had obviously lost their anger, immediately took a more tactful attitude when they heard what He Yuzhu said: "You are more sensible."

As for the scene of He Yuzhu rolling up his sleeves, Jia Zhang didn't think much about it.

"Bah bah!"

He took two mouthfuls into his palm.

After that, He Yuzhu, who was moving his wrist, just looked at Jia and Zhang and asked, "Aunt Jia, you said three turns and one sound?"

"Forehead!"

Jia Zhang, who didn't even think about it, responded directly.

And as Jia Zhang responded.

He Yuzhu's right hand has been raised.

Biceps flex.

Slap full.

that's it.

He Yuzhu slapped Jia Zhang's old face directly.

Snapped!
One sound is in place.

Immediately afterwards, Jia Zhang was slapped and turned around three times on the spot.

Just right.

no more, no less.

Three turns and one sound.

In order to avoid too many three turns.

first timing.

He Yuzhu hurriedly supported Jia Zhang.

after all.

People have to turn three times and ring once.

He Yuzhu didn't mind satisfying her with more turns and more noises.

but.

Since Jia Zhang has already agreed in advance.

And he, He Yuzhu, also came down.

Therefore, being a man has to be more realistic.

He Yuzhu, who wanted to send Jia Zhang's two mouthfuls, after all, the right hand didn't have a knife, no forehead, it was a palm.

It is not enough to satisfy Jia Zhang with practical actions.

After satisfying the old widow's request, He Yuzhu, who was behind the package, didn't forget to ask: "Aunt Jia, are you satisfied with the three rings? If not, I can do it all over again."

talking.

While moving his wrist, He Yuzhu smacked his palm twice, eager to try and ready at any time.

Jiazhang, whose head is full of gold stars, still hasn't figured out what's going on.

Anyway, she just felt that she was spinning around for a while.

Just now He Yuzhu supported her to prevent her from turning around more.

just now.

He Yuzhu had already let go.

The old widow was also slapped on the ground.

puff!
It's okay to spit out a mouthful of blood mixed with saliva, and lost two back molars.

then.

Jia Zhang was dumbfounded.

Confused and angry.

"Silly Zhu! How dare you hit me!"

Furious, Jiazhang's head was about to burst into smoke.

"Aunt Jia, you see what you said, what do you mean I hit you!"

He Yuzhu, who looked wronged, was called a grievance.

"Obviously you asked me to turn three times and ring once."

"Didn't I give you three turns and one ring?"

"Of course, if you think it's not loud enough, then let's continue."

"Guaranteed to satisfy you."

Facing He Yuzhu who deliberately pretended to be confused.

Jia Zhang was gasping for breath, almost holding his breath.

"Come on!"

"Come quickly!"

Jia Zhang, who was rolling around, just slapped his butt on the ground, his hands heaving up and down.

"Silly Zhu hit someone!"

"Heaven, the earth!"

"It's this bastard, it's this guy who bullied me, an old woman."

while talking.

Jia Zhang also pointed at He Yuzhu.

"Everyone come to judge!"

There were quite a few courtyards watching the excitement from their own windows.

Some people even lamented: This is a real move!When did Silly Zhu get so dragged?
of course.

Watching the excitement in the dark returns to the dark.

After all, it is not as lively as the scene through the window.

With Jia Zhang's voice.

Many people came out of their houses.

In particular, I noticed that the first, second and third uncles had appeared.

Don't look at Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, and Yan Bugui who often scold Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, and Yan Bugui behind their backs.

But the critical moment.

Jiazhang also hoped that these three old men could make decisions for themselves.

"First uncle, second uncle, third uncle, you all came just in time, and you will judge."

"Silly, he beats people."

"You are the highly respected leaders in the courtyard, you should make decisions for me!"

talking.

Jia Zhang, who was crying and fussing, muttered in his mouth: "I don't want to live anymore, I have no face to live!"

Whoops!

This old widow is actually a little self-aware.

Knowing that living is a waste of air.

What made He Yuzhu speechless was.

A certain person keeps saying that he is no longer alive, but there is no action.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, spoke first, looked at He Yuzhu very pointedly, and asked, "Did you hit her?"

"no!"

He Yuzhu, who didn't even think about it, blurted out, that's called straightforward.

Jia Zhang, who couldn't stop crying, got up straight away: "Silly Zhu, dare you say that you didn't hit me."

"No is no."

"The first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle, all the neighbors, you are just in time. This morning Aunt Jia asked me what I wanted with 36 legs, three turns and one sound. I don't know what three turns and one sound is. No, here it is. She killed her, and she said I beat her."

"Is there any reason for this?"

talking room.

He Yuzhu shrugged his shoulders, looking helpless.

"36 legs, three turns and one sound?"

The big mom felt a little bit in her heart, but someone who has been here naturally understands what it means.

"Why, Zhuzi, you want to marry Qin Huairu?"

The reason why the aunt asked this.

This is not about He Yuzhu's personal problems.

Instead, she was worried that if He Yuzhu and Qin Huairu got married, then the matter that she had discussed with her wife, uncle Yi Zhonghai, to ask He Yuzhu to support them in the elderly would be in vain.

He Yuzhu is single, it's easy to talk about being single.

If you drag your family with you.

This will inevitably be taken care of by the daughter-in-law.

At that time.

If He Yuzhu was to take care of them in the old age, he would have to look at the face of his daughter-in-law.

For a big mom, this is a big deal.

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