Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

under the bed.

"Don't squeeze, don't squeeze, there are still people!"

In Liu Hai, who was already fat and round, he was a little unhappy to be squeezed by Mrs. Jia Zhang, so he lowered his voice and said this.

This startled Jia Zhang.

just.

Because he noticed that He Yuzhu was back.

In a hurry.

Jia Zhang who was going to sneak under the bed.

It was absolutely unexpected.

There are others under the bed.

For being scared.

Jia Zhang almost cried out.

crucial moment.

It was Liu Haizhong who shot quickly and covered Jia Zhangshi's mouth.

and.

Liu Haizhong also reminded: "It's me!"

Jia Zhang was taken aback for a moment.

Wait until the bangs are in and put down your hands.

Jia Zhang who regained the right to speak: "Second uncle!"

"Shh!"

Liu Haizhong made a silent gesture to Jia Zhangshi, and then pointed to the outside of the bed.

And at this time.

The door opened.

Just outside the door.

He Yuzhu noticed the wide open windows of his house.

Even if the door is still locked.

but.

He Yuzhu knew.

Someone entered my own home.

Especially seeing the cupboards in the house being opened.

He was even more sure of this.

Glancing around.

Almost the first time.

He Yuzhu knew where the man was hiding.

Because his room is just that big.

There is no place where people can hide.

Glancing at the position of the bed.

He Yuzhu, who smiled naturally, did not walk towards his bed.

Instead, he exited the room immediately.

at this time.

It's time to get off work.

One after another, people have come back.

"Oh no!"

"Neighbors, my house has been burglarized!"

He Yuzhu called out such a voice.

Especially when he noticed that he had just returned and looked at his elder brother Yi Zhonghai, He Yuzhu repeated: "Master, it's true, my house was really robbed."

Hearing He Yuzhu's words.

Many people quickly put down their cars.

It's time to go home.

The mentality of the petty citizens was vividly staged at this time.

Obviously.

They are more concerned about whether there is something missing in their home.

but.

After making sure that there was nothing wrong with their house, they returned to the yard one by one.

Because for them, there is excitement to watch.

And this time.

He Yuzhu's room was already crowded with many people.

The elder Yi Zhonghai, with his hands behind his back, noticed the scene of He Yuzhu's house being rummaged through, and asked, "When you came back, was it like this?"

He Yuzhu nodded.

"Zhu Zi, quickly see if something is missing."

The aunt kindly reminded me.

The key is that the big mother is distressed.

In her opinion.

He Yuzhu was missing something.

It's just that she's missing something.

The first mother and the first grandfather have no children.

The old couple seemed to have been defending He Yuzhu all the time, but in fact they hoped that He Yuzhu would support them in the future.

Hearing what Big Mom said.

He Yuzhu also acted quickly.

"100 yuan is missing."

"There are still some food stamps missing."

He Yuzhu said without blinking his eyelids.

Actually.

He didn't lose anything at all.

Although the system rewarded a lot of cash and some meat coupons and food coupons, He Yuzhu hadn't withdrawn them yet.

"100 yuan, this is not a small sum."

Someone said this.

Because He Yuzhu's salary is high.

and so.

When he quoted 100 yuan, no one became suspicious.

And at this time.

There was a bang on the other side of the bed.

"What movement?"

The second aunt asked.

moment.

Everyone looked towards the bed.

"It can't be a rat!"

Big Mom guessed.

"Can rats make such a big fuss?"

The old man glared at the big mother, then looked at He Yuzhu, and several young and strong guys, nodded his head, and motioned to get the guys one by one.

And under the bed.

Jia Zhang shivered.

Even if you don't see what's going on outside.

But listening to the movement, she also knew that there were many people in the room.

"They won't find us, will they?"

Jia Zhang, who lowered his voice, asked this question.

There were only her and Liu Haizhong under the bed.

This question was naturally asked by Liu Haizhong.

"Don't make a sound."

Liu Haizhong also lowered his voice.

"Don't worry, listen to me, you're right. As soon as the crowd disperses, we'll rush out."

at this time.

puff.

Immediately.

Liu Haizhong was dumbfounded.

next second.

Liu Haizhong quickly covered his nose: "You fart!"

"It's not that I can't hold back."

Feeling aggrieved, Jia Zhang also knew that her fart came at the wrong time.

But perseveringly, this kind of physiological reaction can't be held back.

in the room.

Including He Yuzhu, each of them held a stick and slowly leaned towards the bed.

The uncle even personally guided and gestured.

First, I want everyone to keep their voices down.

Then he waved his arm vigorously, signaling one by one to make a quick move.

Can not help but say.

Those sticks turned into red tasseled spears.

One of them was held in the hands of He Yuzhu and others, and there was a lot of messing around under the bed.

Because they are all men of the right age.

The strength in that hand is indescribable.

Not to mention that both Jia Zhang and Liu Haizhong are getting old.

Even the big guys can't stand this mess.

Oops screams, suddenly came from under the bed.

At this moment, the uncle directed everyone to lift the bed.

And with the bed lifted it doesn't matter.

originally.

One by one was pounded with a stick.

This time, it directly turned into a smash.

"Don't fight, don't fight!"

"it's me!"

Although Liu Haizhong didn't cry for his father and mother, but while holding his head and yelling, he pulled out his strength and yelled such a loud voice.

"Second uncle?"

He Yuzhu, who pretended to be taken aback, finally threw another stick.

This stick hit Liu Haizhong's ass, almost making his ass bloom.

"Isn't this Aunt Jia?"

Someone recognized Jia Zhang again.

Time stood still at this moment.

obvious.

The identities of the male and female thieves under the bed surprised everyone.

Jia Zhang and Liu Haizhong, who pouted their buttocks and held their heads, just raised their eyelids and aimed at everyone present.

The second aunt was furious: "Liu Haizhong, didn't you tell me that you went to the latrine? Why did you come here?"

in fact.

Second Aunt didn't mind Liu Haizhong appearing under He Yuzhu's bed.

The key is.

There is more than one person in Liu Haizhong under He Yuzhu's bed.

"me!"

In the bangs that slowly climbed up, I spent a long time, but I didn't say anything.

now.

One of the former authorities of the compound, the second uncle, is now with a bruised nose and a swollen face.

Don't say it hurts when you touch it.

Do not touch it.

It hurts everywhere.

"Why am I here?"

Liu Haizhong played with temporary amnesia.

And at this time.

He Yuzhu said: "Second uncle, it doesn't matter whether you are here or not. The important thing is, why did you get together with Aunt Jia? You two..."

He Yuzhu, who hesitated to speak, did not continue.

The big guys burst out laughing when they heard this.

Obviously.

What everyone didn't expect was that the second uncle in the yard was lucky to have this mouthful.

"Zhuzi, what nonsense are you talking about?"

"What do you mean I got together with your Aunt Jia?"

"We are both innocent."

Liu Haizhong also wanted to show his authority.

But what can I do.

at this time.

He has become the laughing stock in the eyes of everyone.

Blowing his beard and staring at this moment had completely the opposite effect.

"You are old, you are old and wicked, you are a bastard..."

The second aunt couldn't help but said, she stepped forward and grabbed Liu Haizhong's ear, and she was going to take it back for a good repair.

only.

Before the couple left.

To be precise, when the second aunt was tidying up her bangs.

The system is online.

Ding dong.

"Scene: The host's house was rummaged through, and Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhang were pulled out from under the bed."

"Option 100: Don't the host seize the opportunity to do something at this time? Before, the host said that his family lost [-] yuan, and there are some food stamps. Do you still need to be merciful to these male and female thieves? ? Don’t care if it’s the host who just said it and asked them to lose money.”

"Choose reward: ten yuan plus two catties of eggs."

"Option [-]: Anyway, the host has nothing to lose, and the thing about losing money is just talking about it. The so-called forgiveness, and forgiveness. They are all neighbors, so why force people to die. Let it be today Nothing happened."

"Choose a reward: a glorious and generous Medal of Our Lady, as an encouragement."

After seeing the reward of option two.

He Yuzhu was speechless.

My own system is also funny enough.

There is no need for He Yuzhu to think about how to choose between the two options.

Immediately.

He chose option one.

This is exactly two or eight hundred heads, delivered to the door.

No charge, no charge.

Again, take a step back.

Even if He Yuzhu let go of Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhangshi today, with their pissing nature, they can correct their evil and return to the right, can they remember their own, okay?

The answer is obvious.

therefore.

For such a person, He Yuzhu doesn't need to show mercy.

"Second uncle, second aunt, you just left?"

He Yuzhu said something at this time.

"Silly, what else do you want to do?"

Liu Haizhong straightened his face, raised his tone, and asked in a dull voice.

"Hey, what do I want to do?"

"Everyone in the neighborhood, please comment."

"This is my home!"

"Second uncle and Aunt Jia ran under my bed and did something shameful, I don't know..."

Just when He Yuzhu said this.

Brush it.

Liu Haizhong and Jia Zhang, whose expressions changed drastically, said in unison: "Don't spout blood, you're talking nonsense!"

Good guy.

Even the lines are exactly the same.

The second aunt's eyes were wide open, and she was out of breath.

Especially the second aunt's right hand, which had reached Liu Haizhong's waist at this time, and pinched him fiercely.

The second uncle is not a fuel-efficient lamp.

With a flick of his arm, he opened Jia Zhang's hand.

"Silly Zhu, don't talk nonsense about things without evidence. Let me tell you, this is slander."

Can't really tell.

Liu Haizhong even knew about slander.

And at this time.

The respected and respected deaf old lady in the courtyard said: "Xiao Liu, can you tell me why you came to Zhuzi's house? Why are you and Jia's wife hiding under Zhuzi's bed!"

to say.

The deaf old lady is also a character.

Walked through the grass in the early years.

It is a senior old proletarian.

The status in this courtyard is higher than the three uncles.

Even the great master Yi Zhonghai was a little afraid of her.

It's fine for the deaf old lady not to speak.

As soon as this sentence came out, Liu Haizhong's old life was almost killed.

"me……"

I waited for a long time, my face was flushed with bangs, and then I wrote: "Didn't I see Mrs. Jia and Zhang run into the Zhuzi house? I'll come with me to see what's going on."

"Second uncle, what did you say? Why do you want me to run to the Zhuzi room? Come and see what's going on. Don't blame anyone. I saw you running to the Zhuzi room, and I was afraid that you would plot something wrong, so I Just followed in."

a time.

Jia Zhang and Liu Haizhong dog-eat-dog.

The momentum of the sword was on the verge of breaking out, as if the next second, the two of you and me who were still under the bed just now were about to start fighting.

"I said you two, stop arguing."

"Can you hear me say something?"

"Which one of you came to my house first, let's not talk about it."

"The problem now is that I lost 100 yuan at home, and I still have some food stamps and meat stamps. Ladies and gentlemen, look who took it. Take it out now!"

While talking, He Yuzhu just stretched out his hand and glanced at Jia Zhang and Liu Haizhong.