Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

Ding dong.

at this time.

The system is online.

"Scenario: An invitation from the third master Yan Bugui to go fishing outside the city."

"Option [-]: Agree! Isn't it just to catch a fish? What is the host afraid of! Can Yan Pugui eat you? What's more, the third master is old and his legs and feet are not good. The host has the heart to let the respected third master in the courtyard Running outside the city alone, fishing?"

"Friendly reminder: Fishing is an activity of self-cultivation. What's more, the vast world has a lot to do. The host doesn't know how to operate? There is still a lot of room for operation in fishing alone. What kind of fishing technology is Yan Pugui, the host Should be clear."

"Option reward: world-class fishing technology."

"Option [-]: I don't agree! The host can't even see this. Yan Bugui is clearly trying to take advantage of you. Just now in the matter of Qin Huairu, he sold you well and made you show off. Isn't that the idea?" Such a villain, the host should not be fooled by him. Think about what the old guy thinks in his heart, he not only wants to use your car, but also wants to use your people, the host can bear this?"

"Select Reward: Ten Dollars!"

To tell the truth.

The reward for option [-] is quite generous.

Ten yuan, in this day and age, is not a small sum.

but.

If you take a long-term view.

Wait until the arrival of that era.

Ten bucks is all you need.

Facing the two options offered by the system.

After weighing the pros and cons, He Yuzhu chose option one.

This is not to say that he has noticed option one and there is an extra friendly reminder.

What about fishing has a lot of room for operation.

It is the world-class fishing technology that He Yuzhu values ​​more.

and.

The system has a good saying.

Fishing is an activity that can cultivate one's self-cultivation.

before crossing.

He prefers this sport.

The car was pushed by He Yuzhu.

The third master Yan Bugui was very happy.

Just when Yan Bugui couldn't wait to get in the car, he urged He Yuzhu to set off.

"By the way, third master, I forgot one thing, I don't know how to fish!"

He Yuzhu said.

now.

Because a choice is made.

Rewards have already been distributed.

"It's okay, it's very simple, I'll teach you!"

Yan Bugui carelessly signed the ticket.

Hearing this, He Yuzhu thought to himself: With your skills, shit!I want you to teach me, and I will never be able to eat fish in this life.

"also!"

After answering this sentence, He Yuzhu sat directly on the rear seat of the car at [-] bars.

a time.

Yan Bugui was a little taken aback.

"Third Master, don't be dazed, let's go!"

He Yuzhu said something.

"no!"

Yan Bugui, who hadn't recovered from his senses for a long time, had a buzzing head, pointed to himself, then pointed to He Yuzhu, and finally said the following: "You let me take you?"

"Yup!"

He Yuzhu nodded.

"A person my age..."

Here, Yan Bugui just wanted to rely on the old to sell the old.

Before Yan Bugui could finish his sentence, He Yuzhu took over the topic: "You are old, and you will grow stronger when you grow old. Besides, now we advocate a new life of sports. Sports are good for your health. I am also thinking of you."

originally.

Yan Bugui wanted to say something else.

As a result, He Yuzhu reminded: "It's not getting too early. The road outside the city is not close, and if the effort of going back and forth is removed, we won't have much time to catch fish."

Hearing this, Yan Pugui, who was afraid of affecting major events, could only admit that he was unlucky.

As for the third mother squatting in front of her house, she was a little confused at this moment.

because.

What she saw was not what she and Yan Bugui had planned.

"Which one did Lao Yan act in? Didn't you tell Sha Zhu to take you?"

The three mothers muttered to themselves.

…………

Way out of town.

It's actually not easy to walk.

The road these days is really a real cement road.

In addition, there is a section of the road that is slow to start.

Yan Bugui's thin body was almost broken from exhaustion.

Just a third of the way.

Yan Bugui yelled that he couldn't do it.

"I'm talking about pillars, your third uncle and I can't ride them anymore."

"look…………"

Although Yan Bugui didn't directly point out that he wanted to take a slow position with He Yuzhu, he had already hinted that it was in place.

"Third Master, don't give up."

"You have to believe in yourself."

"Persevere, and we will reach our destination."

"You are also a teacher of the people. Although there are no students of yours here, you must be a good example inside and outside the school."

"We, the masses, have strength."

He Yuzhu, who was sitting in the back parking space, just cheered for Yan Bugui.

The car swayed from side to side being ridden by Yan Bugui.

The old man was so tired that he was panting even more. It seemed that he could burp if he didn't take a breath.

For Yan Bugui.

He is very familiar with the way to the outside of the city, and he has walked it many times before.

but.

This time, it was the most tiring.

at last.

We're halfway there.

"Zhu Zi, I really can't do it."

Yan Bugui was about to ask He Yuzhu to ride for a while.

But He Yuzhu hurriedly said: "Persevere! It's not far away!"

Two-thirds of the way.

"Zhu Zi, I really, really can't do it!"

Yan Bugui started shouting again.

"Third Master, you are the people's teacher. Although life is getting better now, we must not lose our fine traditions. We must have the spirit of not being afraid of hardships and tiredness, and if we persevere, we will soon be there!"

He Yuzhu continued to cheer for Yan Bugui.

now.

Yan Bugui was extremely depressed.

Yan Bugui thought to himself: I will let you ride for me for a while, what kind of political lessons are you giving me!
originally.

Yan Bugui deliberately refuted.

But Naihe was so tired that he couldn't even speak.

More importantly, what He Yuzhu said next inspired Yan Bugui's small universe.

"Third Master, time is limited, you have to hurry up. I heard that the fish caught in the middle of the morning is the best!"

He Yuzhu made some nonsense.

moment.

Yan Bugui kicked his feet hard.

How did you get here.

Yan Bugui couldn't remember.

Wait until the big river outside the city.

Yan Bugui, who got off the bicycle, was so exhausted that he fell to the ground.

Yan Bugui, who was gasping for breath, just waved his hands like this: "I can't do it, I really can't do it."

"Third Lord, what am I talking about. Persistence is victory. Look, we are here." Coming to Yan Bugui, looking at Yan Bugui lying on the lawn, He Yuzhu comforted, "How about , you rest first!"

Done.

He Yuzhu, who came to the river by himself, just played with the fishing gear in his hand.

Actually.

This set of fishing gear is Yan Bugui's.

to say.

There is really nothing to say about the fishing skills rewarded by the system.

Observe the direction of underwater fish schools through water diversion and displacement.

Don't even need to build a nest.

Here, He Yuzhu's fishhook has just been thrown down.

there.

There are already fish biting the hook.

The fish is not big, but it is not small either.

These days, three or two wild crucian carp are also very rare.

Just less than 1 minute of effort.

Seeing that He Yuzhu had already caught five crucian carp.

This time.

Yan Bugui, who was resting on the ground, couldn't lie down anymore.

He didn't forget what he was here for.

On weekdays.

Yan Pugui, whose fishing skills are not good, can occasionally catch a few fish, and most of the time it is the air force.

Seeing that He Yuzhu caught five crucian carp in one minute, Yan Bugui thought to himself: "Could it be that the fish are biting the hook today, so it's easier to catch."

such an opportunity.

How could Yan Bugui let it go.

only.

There is only one assembled fishing rod.

Now in the hands of He Yuzhu, how could Yan Pugui be willing to be the scenery.

"Zhuzi, didn't you say you don't know how to fish?"

It seems that Yan Bugui's old eyes are not good enough.

Completely ignore the five crucian carp in the fish pen.

Yan Bugui smiled and said, "I'll teach you! Come on, give me the fishing rod."

It seems that Yan Bugui is kind.

In fact, it's nothing more than the kind of person who wants to get his fishing rod back in an open and honest manner, and also wants to be a bitch.

"But there is only one fishing rod, Third Master, if I give it to you, how can I use it?"

He Yuzhu asked.

"This is my fishing rod."

Yan Bugui strongly pointed out this point, and added: "You are a novice, there is still a pair of fishing line and hook here. You can just find a stick and use it to make do with it."

talking.

Yan Bugui picked up a wooden stick from a rice bar beside him on the spot: "I think this one is quite suitable."

"Okay, that's it!"

After finishing speaking, Yan Bugui stuffed the stick into He Yuzhu's hands, and Yan Bugui, who had snatched the fishing rod, was already eager to try.

now.

The third grandpa of the courtyard house is full of expectations.

1 minutes passed.

No movement.

2 minutes passed.

Still nothing.

until 5 minutes.

He Yuzhu, who was using a simple fishing tackle, had already cast the hook.

This set of fishing tackle is more than simple, it is no different from the toys used to send and trick children.

Although there are ropes and hooks, there is not even a float.

But it is such a simple set of fishing tackle.

Following He Yuzhu, he threw the hook.

Not long after the hook fell into the water, there were already fish biting the hook.

On the other hand, the third master looked a little dumbfounded.

Looking at the three-pound carp that He Yuzhu brought up, and then at the motionless float thrown by the fishing rod in his hand, he could only say indignantly in his heart: This silly Zhu, he is so lucky A little bit.

"Fishing is about peace of mind, don't be in a hurry."

"Zhuzi, don't think that you can relax your vigilance after catching several fish at the beginning."

"It's often more like this when luck slips away."

"Fishing is all about skill."

Here.

Yan Bugui was talking about his experience.

next second.

The fishing gear in He Yuzhu's hands moved again.

This time it was a two-pound catfish.

Yan Bugui: "........."

"Accident, it must be an accident."

Yan Bugui continued to comfort himself in his heart.