Siheyuan: I, He Yuzhu, an outlaw lunatic

"It's Teacher Ran!"

"What's up?"

He Yuzhu, who met Ran Qiuye's eyes, was taken aback for a moment.

To tell the truth.

Ran Qiuye's call just now, "Brother Zhuzi", made He Yuzhu a little mistaken.

Until now.

This was the fourth meeting between He Yuzhu and Ran Qiuye.

The first time was at Baozipu.

The second time was when Ran Qiuye came to Jia's house for a home visit.

The third time was when he went out to make soy sauce that night, and the system forced him, He Yuzhu, to save the beauty.

Plus this time.

The exchange between the two was full of calculations, and it didn't take half a day.

Brother Zhuzi, don't say he deserves it.

But what to say.

It feels a little weird.

Those who didn't know thought that Ran Qiuye was in love with He Yuzhu.

of course.

This does not mean that He Yuzhu is unwilling on this issue.

But the progress seems to be a little faster, and the speed is a bit inexplicable.

Because in his impression of He Yuzhu.

Girls these days seem to be very conservative.

Plus He Yuzhu's understanding of Ran Qiuye.

That seems to be a relatively reserved woman, a typical female teacher...

When He Yuzhu thought of the female teacher.

Instantly subduing the temptation came to his mind.

pity.

These days, it seems a bit extravagant to want to see a uniform temptation.

Because teachers don't seem to have any uniforms in fashion yet.

Even if the temptation is a little less.

But Ran Qiuye, who was dressed in a cotton padded jacket, looked more seductive.

Different from the heavy makeup of those girls in later generations, the pure naturalness that embodies natural beauty seems to be more attractive.

Looking at He Yuzhu.

Ran Qiuye was taken aback for a moment.

Not for anything else.

The main reason was that He Yuzhu's response to her two sentences was full of a certain distance, and the whole teacher Ran was a little bit ignorant.

For a long time.

Ran Qiuye blushed, and then lowered her head and said in an almost unrecognizable voice: "It's okay, why can't I come to you?"

at this time.

If He Yuzhu hasn't reacted yet.

Let alone wasting two lifetimes as a human being, it is simply a stick.

"Could it be that the classic passage in the story has come true?"

"After the hero saves the beauty, the girl has no way to return, and then promises her with her body?"

Just when He Yuzhu muttered these two words in his heart.

The sound of the system going online sounded.

After a ding dong sound.

It's different from before.

The system did not introduce any scenarios, nor did it present any options for He Yuzhu to choose from.

Instead, he simply said: "Host, are you a mallet?"

As soon as the system said this.

He Yuzhu was a little silly at the time.

"Damn! System, what do you mean by that? You are the stick! You are a big stick."

Although I haven't seen other people's systems with my own eyes.

However, He Yuzhu, who has read many system stream novels in his previous life, has never heard of anyone whose system ridicules the host like this.

"Then you're not a man."

The sound of the system rang again.

"You are not a man!"

He Yuzhu responded to the system.

"I am the system!"

The system is generous.

Exchange here.

He Yuzhu, who was a little out of control by his own system, was instantly speechless.

And at this time.

The task of the system emerges.

"Scenario: Ran Qiuye came to find the host, and asked if the host can't come if there is nothing wrong."

"Option [-]: Host, are you a mallet? Does the girl want to be more obvious? It's all said and done, doesn't the host know what it means? Fuck her, pick her up! This matter, what's the matter?" Do you want the system to teach the host again?"

"Choice reward: 100 yuan, plus 180 boxes of balloons. (Friendly reminder: you can blow it up if you don't need it.)
"Option [-]: The host is not a man in the first place, no, the host is a more principled person. If someone is chasing you, can you easily accept the pursuit? Are you kidding me? The host Iron Steel once directly rejected Ran Qiuye and said it was fine. Can't come and find myself."

"Choose reward: two tons of steel!"

Looking at the two options offered by the system, and selecting rewards.

For an instant.

He Yuzhu was a little silly.

"System, are you still the system I know?"

"Before, I often praised your conscience."

"You molested the host like that."

"What does two tons of steel mean?"

"Who is the straight man of steel!"

"Also, 180 boxes of balloons is understandable. What the hell is a friendly reminder?"

"What do you mean you can play without using it!"

"Who are you taunting!"

Facing their own system.

He Yuzhu, who was cursing, started to complain.

Because it is compulsory.

finally.

He Yuzhu chose option one.

"You wait for me, and I will deal with you later."

After saying such a so-called cruel word to his own system.

He Yuzhu, who ignored the system, just looked at Ran Qiuye and responded, "If you can come, of course you can. The door of my house is always open to you."

Done.

He Yuzhu felt a little regretful.

seemingly.

It's a little too direct.

Looking at the embarrassed Ran Qiuye, He Yuzhu quickly explained: "Teacher Ran, don't get me wrong, I don't mean anything else. I mean, I'm too happy that you can come to me."

"Thank you for what happened last time."

Ran Qiuye lowered her head and said shyly.

"It's nothing, it's just a trivial matter, why should you take it to heart."

Just as He Yuzhu finished speaking.

Xu Damao, who was pretending to be a human head, appeared.

This shoehorn-looking movie projectionist is uncomfortable if he doesn't show off or say a few stupid words.

"What happened last time?"

Xu Damao used this sentence as an entry point.

Immediately afterwards, Xu Damao, who had disguised himself as a flower protector, just looked at He Yuzhu and asked, "Silly Zhu, why are you bullying the girl again?"

"Girl, don't be afraid!"

"If this idiot does something stupid to you, you tell me, and I'll take care of him."

"Introduce yourself first."

"My humble Xu Damao is currently single and works as a film projectionist."

While introducing himself to Xu Damao, he shook his pig's kidney face.

Almost didn't shake his head off.

Xu Damao, who thought this kind of action was very handsome, immediately asked: "Teacher Ran, right! Are you the teacher of Hongxing Primary School? I am very familiar with the principal of your Hongxing Primary School."

Ding dong.

at this time.

He Yuzhu's system is online again.

but.

This time.

The system is quite serious.

"Scene: Ran Qiuye came to find the host, and Xu Damao wanted to cut off the beard."

"Option [-]: The host can bear this? Damn! Anyway, if you switch to the system, the system can't bear to watch or listen to it now. Let's teach Xu Damao a lesson. Considering that he is also a neighbor's worker for many years, the host prescribes the right medicine, just follow Xu Damao's advice. Punishment for small likings."

"Choice reward: 80 yuan, plus two puppet charms."

"Friendly reminder: Instructions for using the puppet talisman, any person or animal that has been cast with a puppet talisman will become a puppet of the caster. Let it go east, but it dare not go west. While keeping its mind clear , the body will turn into an obedient puppet. The puppet talisman lasts for half an hour."

"Option [-]: Anyway, the host has nothing to do with Ran Qiuye now. If Xu Damao wants to cut it off, let him do it..."

"System, don't talk about it, you don't need to seduce me. I don't want to see the reward of option two."

"Today, I will let you see your host, what is a man?"

It doesn't wait for the system to finish the content of option [-], or even select rewards to appear.

He Yuzhu directly chose option one.

Because it is to collect wages first, and then do tasks.

first timing.

He Yuzhu extracted one of the puppet symbols.