Siheyuan: Don’t leave all the birds, watch me quack and kill

With Qin Huairu's promise, Sha Zhu can finally handle Jia Dongxu's funeral according to his wishes.

In fact, since five or six years, cremation has been a common thing in Forty-Nine City.Therefore, when Shazhu proposed to cremate Jia Dongxu, everyone in the courtyard including Yan Bugui did not object.

Mo Changhe clicked his tongue.He had a bad premonition that Sha Zhu would not be like that fierce man surnamed Fu in his previous era...

Probably not...

Needless to say, Mo Changhe was looking forward to it.

Shazhu is worthy of being the male lead, he can always give him some unexpected surprises.

……

Since no one objected, Sha Zhu put his plan into action.

Shazhu contacted the largest and only crematorium in Yongchang District, and after getting confirmation from the other party that Jia Dongxu could be cremated and the urn could be sold for burial in the cemetery, Shazhu paid 100 yuan for all the procedures. (The main reason is that Shazhu chose the best cemetery, so it is more expensive.)
Afterwards, people from the cremation site sent a car to the Red Star Courtyard and dragged Jia Dongxu's body away.

When the people in the courtyard saw Jia Dongxu being dragged to the car, they couldn't help but feel a little more sad, especially for the elderly, the sadness in their hearts was even stronger. So be it.

They missed the time when they could be buried.

It's just that since they can't go back, there's no point in remembering them anymore, their future will eventually be that little box.

Silly Zhu took a bag and followed the car from the crematorium, and drove away from the courtyard.

The people in the courtyard looked at the leaving car and knew this farewell for a lifetime.

Jia Dongxu will never come back...

After the car arrived at the cremation site, Jia Dongxu's body was quickly arranged for cremation. Silly Zhu waited outside with a bag, watching the blazing flames and listening to the crackling sound, his expression was extremely solemn.

About two hours later, the crematorium staff came out holding a jar, handed it to Shazhu and said:

"Comrade, you are Jia Dongxu's family member, right? You can look at this jar for a while, and then please send this jar to the burial staff."

"Yes, I'm a family member of the fake stuff, just give me the jar, and you don't have to worry about the rest, I'll send him there."

Shazhu dumbly took the box handed over by the staff.

He knew that his beloved Jia Dongxu was buried inside.

Silly Zhu took the box and came to the side of the garden, gritted his teeth, and opened the jar, looking at the ashes that were still warm inside, Sha Zhu showed a happy smile.

I'm sorry Dongxu, instead of letting you sleep forever, why don't you go home with me and stay with me day and night, okay?

If you didn't say anything, you just accepted it.

( ﹡o﹡ )
After getting Jia Dongxu's "acceptance", Shazhu happily poured all the ashes in the jar into the bag, dug out soil of about the same weight from the ground, and poured it into the jar so that the weight of the front and back was almost exactly the same, and then After dealing with the soil around the lid and wiping it clean, Shazhu smiled and walked to the burial staff with the jar.

After the staff took Jia Dongxu's jar, they thanked He Yuzhu and comforted him by saying that everything should be taken care of.

Silly Zhu naturally smiled and thanked the staff for their comfort, took a look at the jar, and left.

……

Jia Dongxu's funeral was held the next day.

80% of the funeral money was paid by He Yuzhu, and the rest went door-to-door for a total of 40 yuan, and even Mo Changhe kindly gave [-] yuan.

After all, this good show costs more than one dollar.

On the morning of the banquet, Sha Zhu made himself a very simple breakfast, which was a simple plate of mustard and a steamed bun. I took out some grain ash from the storage box) and put them in the steamed buns.

I have to say that the taste of the steamed buns is really good, Shazhu ate two big ones with tears in his eyes.

Then Shazhu took out a small handful from the box, put it in the seasoning he made today, went out, and came to Jia's house.

The dish is ready.Sha Zhu exhausted his 20 years of knife skills and made five tables of dishes that he thought were the best in his life.He even puts a lot of his treasured seasonings in each dish to make the dishes more delicious.

Before the banquet started, the third master stood up and said to everyone:

"Everyone, today we attend Dongxu's funeral with a heavy and nostalgic heart. No matter what grievances and hatreds you have with Jia Dongxu before, I also hope that you will let go of these. Everyone knows that the life of Jia's family is very difficult now. , I hope that everyone who is capable will help the Jia family more in the future."

After the third master finished speaking, his face suddenly changed, and he remembered something, and said to everyone:

"Everyone, have we all forgotten one thing? Has anyone informed Jia Zhang to let her come to his son's funeral?"

Hearing this, everyone was in an uproar.

Yes, they forgot to notify Jia Zhang.They thought that Qin Huairu would do a good job in this matter, but Qin Huairu was in the hospital, so there was no way to notify him...

"Third Master, it's okay. Let's notify Aunt Zhang after dinner and let her come back once."

Silly Zhu stood up and said.

"Well, what Zhu Zi said is right, I think that's fine too, all right, let's all sit down and eat."

Yan Bugui took advantage of the situation and went down the donkey.

"Today's dishes are really delicious, Shazhu is worthy of being a chef."

"The pillars are amazing."

"Tsk tsk tsk, this seasoning is awesome."

After everyone tasted Sha Zhu's dishes, they praised him one after another. Many people even gritted their teeth and wanted to buy some seasoning from Sha Zhu, but Sha Zhu refused.

Just kidding, silly Zhu willing?
Mo Changhe, on the other hand, stared wide-eyed after checking Sha Zhu's behavior in the past two days through the system.He never thought that Shazhu would be so disgusting that he took Zhou Caiwei away immediately.

After arriving home, Zhou Caiwei asked puzzledly:

"Changhe, what happened? You left the table suddenly."

"Caiwei, there is something wrong with those dishes. I just saw grain ash in them. I'm afraid Sha Zhu put Jia Dongxu in."

"what?"

Zhou Caiwei covered her mouth in disgust when she heard this.

"Yes, I'm basically sure. If you don't believe me, I can go to him at night and have a look."

Mo Changhe gritted his teeth and said.

"No need, Chang He, I believe you, but isn't this illegal?"

Zhou Caiwei didn't know what to do.

"I think he should have discussed it with Qin Huairu in advance, so he dared to be so confident. Forget it, we don't care about this matter, let them fight on their own."

Mo Changhe shook his head speechlessly and said.