Siheyuan: Thank you for not marrying

"Drink!"

Silly Zhu sighed helplessly, and said, "Recently, I have been suffering from insomnia, and I am thinking about letting alcohol numb me!"

"Second uncle, would you like to go to my house for a drink?"

"Okay!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Haizhong nodded bluntly, and followed Sha Zhu to his house.

He Yushui had already gone to bed, and the two of them exchanged glasses and drank until nine o'clock in the evening.

"Let's drink here first, silly Zhu, listen to your second uncle, people will be like this in this life, I'll go home first!"

After finishing speaking, Liu Haizhong returned to his home in a daze.

……

He drank too much beer and walked away. At one or two o'clock in the morning, Liu Haizhong was in a hurry to urinate, and ran out the door with his pants up.

Silly Zhu has been waiting there.

In order to get the purest gay urine, he deliberately replaced the urine bucket in the compound with a new one.

After Liu Haizhong left, Sha Zhu ran over excitedly.

Silly Zhu scooped up a big cup with the cup full, watching no one gulp for four weeks and drank a couple of sips.

vomit!
Immediately, my stomach was overwhelmed, and gay urine was so disgusting!

But in order to cure the disease, he can only do so.

At this moment, Bang Geng got up at night and suddenly found that Sha Zhu was stealing something to drink, so he hurried over and said, "Well, you fool, you don't even think about me if you have something good to drink!"

As he said that, Stick stem snatched the cup directly.

With a mouthful of grunts, the stick stem's eyes went straight for an instant, and he spat it all out with a wow.

A fishy smell, all fools know it!

Urine…

"Well, you bastard!" Bang Geng looked at Sha Zhu angrily, and said, "You actually hurt me, damn it, really damn it!"

"When did I hurt you!"

Sha Zhu hurriedly stopped Bang Geng and said, "Don't let others hear it."

In the dead of night, everyone in the courtyard knew about BangGong's roar.

Soon, big guys came out of the house, most of them with kerosene lamps, only a few with flashlights.

Yi Zhonghai came from the front yard and saw Shazhu and Banggen at a glance.

"What are you two doing here?" Yi Zhonghai looked at Sha Zhu, frowned and asked, "Why are you so noisy if you don't sleep at night!"

"Grandpa, you have to make the decision for me!" Bang Gan pushed the silly pillar away, and said, "He's holding a urine cup for me to drink."

"What's the matter?" Yi Zhonghai's eyes widened at the time, with a bewildered expression on his face.

"No, no, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" The silly pillar shook his head like a rattle, and even stuttered when he spoke.

At this time, many people rushed over, wanting to see what happened.

Yang Limin also followed.

"What's going on, silly Zhu drinking urine?"

"You're sick!"

"Heavy taste!"

...

Listening to what the big guy said, He Yushui shed tears uncontrollably, what's the matter!

Silly Zhu drinking urine in the middle of the night, is this a human thing?

Silly Zhu wished to find a place to get in. He just found a folk remedy, but he didn't expect to be misunderstood by the big guys as having a special hobby.

"Silly Zhu, hurry up and explain to everyone!" said the aunt.

"The facts are in front of you, what do you want to explain!" Yang Limin said.

Xu Damao came over with some clothes on, and when he learned that Shazhu drank urine secretly, he covered his stomach and laughed from ear to ear.

He never dreamed that Sha Zhu would be so good.

"Bullshit!"

Seeing that he couldn't hide it anymore, Sha Zhu could only tell the truth, saying: "I've been having nightmares every day for a month, and someone gave me a folk remedy, saying that gay urine can cure my illness!"

"I also went to the doctor when I was sick, don't get me wrong."

"That's it!"

Yi Zhonghai said with a speechless face: "That's boy urine, not gay urine!"

Pfft, hahaha...

Immediately, the big guy was teased and fell back and forth.

This idiot is really good, he can't tell the difference between boy's urine and gay urine, and he doesn't know if there are stones in his urine!

"Silly Zhu, if you don't have nightmares today, you will be my father!" Xu Damao said.

Uh…

Hearing this, Yang Limin was speechless.

As the old saying goes, it is better to catch up well than to catch up well. Today is the last day, and Shazhu can sleep well at night.

To say that Xu Damao is also unlucky, but even if it is one day earlier, he would not have to pick up a married couple in vain.

"I just said that silly Zhu bought some beer in a good manner, and co-authored it to urinate!"

"It's so generous, beer for urine, but those things are all the same color."

"Silly, you are really serious. We old comrades have enough. If we don't have enough, we can give you some urine?"

Everyone was amused with silly pillars.

Sha Zhu was trembling with anger, and became the focus of the courtyard.

"Sure enough, he's a fool, so stupid!" Qin Huairu pouted with disgust.

From the beginning to the end, she looked down on Sha Zhu, he is stupid and has no brains, and the 20-year-old has a 40-year-old face, the more awkward he looks.

If it weren't for the poor family who couldn't get rid of the pot, Qin Huairu would never have said a word to Sha Zhu.

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but look at Yang Limin, feeling a burst of regret in her heart.

At the beginning, Yang Limin directly increased the dowry several times in order to marry her, and the parents at home also agreed to this marriage, but she wanted to marry Jia Dongxu desperately, thinking that she could live a good life in the city in the future.

As a result, Qin Huairu regretted it within a few days.

As for Sha Zhu, she never considered it from the beginning to the end.

In the past, she felt that Yang Limin was poor, but now he felt that he had no brains.

It's too late to get divorced now, and Yang Limin's condition is impossible to have her as a second-married woman.

As for Shazhu, he also wants to marry a big girl, preferably like Lou Xiaoe.

"Okay, okay, go back to sleep, you have to go to work tomorrow!"

Yi Zhonghai drove the big guys away, and went back to sleep by himself.

……

In the early morning of the next day, Sha Zhu woke up from the bed in good spirits. He didn't have any nightmares that night.

"It's really useful, it's really useful!" Sha Zhu's face was excited, and he thought that Ma Hua hadn't told himself earlier, otherwise he wouldn't have to suffer.

Recalling Xu Damao's words, Sha Zhu was even more excited.

Without time to wash up, Sha Zhu ran directly to Xu Damao's house.

At this moment, Xu Damao was about to go out to wash up when he bumped into the proud silly Zhu head-on.

"Son, call him Dad!" Sha Zhu pointed to his eyes, and said, "Did you see, your dad slept soundly last night!"

It can be seen that Shazhu's energy has improved a lot, and the dark circles under his eyes are not as heavy as before.

"I'll go, gay urine is so effective?" Xu Damao looked at Shazhu suspiciously, he didn't want to admit it but he had to admit it!

Of course, Xu Damao has always said nothing, so naturally it is impossible to call him father.

"Who knows if you're just pretending!" Xu Damao refused to admit it, and he had no evidence for it.

Silly Zhu just wanted to hit someone, but recalling the previous events, he could only say viciously: "Good boy, let's ride a donkey to read the libretto and wait and see!"

"You haven't even ridden a woman, and you still want to ride a donkey, kicking you to death..."

Xu Damao muttered something in a low voice, and then fell into deep thought.

Gay urine is so strong, I don’t know if it will work for infertility...