Siheyuan: Thank you for not marrying

Time flies, and it's New Year's Eve in a blink of an eye!

Spring Festival couplets are pasted in courtyards and firecrackers are fired, and every household bids farewell to the old and welcomes the new.

Whether you have money or not, you will have a good meal at home.

Yang Limin eats the best food. Chicken, duck and fish are served on the table, and melon seeds, soybeans and fruit candies.

The only fly in the ointment is that Yang Limin is the only one in the family.

Marry Yu Li in after a few years, and the family will be more lively.

the other side!
Yi Zhonghai called Shazhu and the old lady's family to celebrate the New Year together, and Shazhu cooked vegetables.

The third master and others came to Yang Limin's house early to pay New Year's greetings, and Yang Limin grabbed a handful of melon seeds for them alone!

……

Every year during Chinese New Year, Yi Zhonghai's house is extremely lively.

The food at Sha Zhu's house is not bad either. There are chicken and meat, and they also deliberately made dumplings.

Yi Zhonghai held his wine glass with a smile and said, "Silly Zhu, Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year!"

One old and one young chatted while drinking, and the atmosphere was quite lively.

At this moment, Qin Huairu ran to the front yard with two oil bottles.

Seeing the person coming, the deaf old lady frowned suddenly, feeling upset for a while?She doesn't like Qin Huairu, she's a vampire!
The old lady treats He Yuzhu well from the bottom of her heart and treats him like her own grandson.

"Sister Qin, Happy Chinese New Year!" He Yushui greeted with a smile: "Have you eaten yet, why don't you eat something together?"

Bang Geng just had a meal at home, but looking at the fish and meat, Bang Geng drools greedily.

As soon as He Yushui finished speaking, the stick ran over and grabbed the whole chicken on the plate, and licked it with his tongue along the way.
Seeing this situation, the first mother was a little displeased.As expected of Jia Zhang's grandson, there are no rules!
And Shazhu directly took out three yuan, one yuan for each child!

Silly Zhu took the lead, and Yi Zhonghai could only follow suit.After a while, the three children collected seven or eight yuan in New Year's money.

The big mother was smiling, and she was a mother in her heart.

Seeing so much money, Qin Huairu laughed from ear to ear, and hurriedly asked the three children to kowtow to celebrate the New Year.

……

next day!

New Year's Day.

After a busy night, everyone wanted to sleep in.

At dawn in the morning, Sha Zhu took Bang Gian and Xiao Dang to find the third master.

When he was about to enter the door, Sha Zhu looked at Bang Geng with a smirk on his face, and said, "Will you meet?"

"Yeah!" Stick nodded fiercely, almost flying his head out.

"Go!" Silly Zhu patted the stick on the head, and directly helped push the door open.

As soon as they entered the door, Bang Geng and Xiao Dang knelt down on the ground with a plop, kowtowed three times and began to pay New Year greetings.

Anyway, one or two yuan is not too little, and two or three yuan is just right. If you don’t give a cent, the whole family will fall ill in the coming year!
Hearing someone cursing him in a daze, Yan Guibu almost had a heart attack.

"What, wicked thing!"

Yan Guibu cursingly took out two dollars from his pocket.

When he saw that he was rich, he became excited all of a sudden.

The next one is Xu Damao.

At this moment Xu Damao was soundly asleep when the door was suddenly pushed open by the stick.

The same routine, the two children directly knelt on the ground, and said with a stick: "Uncle Da Mao, Happy Chinese New Year, New Year's money is indispensable, three or five yuan is not too little. If you don't give it to me, don't think about it. If you don't have a red envelope, don't think about it. The whole family will be punished." dog!"

Hearing this, Xu Damao's nose was almost crooked.

However, he still took out five yuan and handed it to Banggen. After all, no one wants to make fun of himself during the Chinese New Year.

After coming out, Bang Geng looked at Sha Zhu proudly, and said, "How about it, it's amazing!"

"Not bad!"

Silly Zhu nodded with a smile, then set his sights on Yang Limin's home.

"Go, go to your Uncle Yang's house!"

After speaking, several people came to the door of Yang Limin's house, and the stick asked: "How do you say, how much money do you want?"

"Ten yuan!" Silly Zhu said, "Your Uncle Yang is rich, so you just say that."

"Uncle Yang, happy Chinese New Year, get a red envelope during the Spring Festival, if you don't give it to me, your family's ancestral grave will be dug up next year!"

"Good Le!"

Stick ran over happily, but as soon as he opened the door, a stick hit his head directly.

There was a scream, and the stick covered his head and cried loudly.

"Yang Limin, are you fucking human!" Seeing this, Sha Zhu cursed.

Hearing someone scolding his mother at the door, Yang Limin frowned slightly, and got out of bed.

"It's so early in the morning, you are sick!" Yang Limin scolded displeased.

Yang Limin knew that Sha Zhu would definitely bring the stick to trouble him, so he moved behind the door and waited for the stick to throw himself into the trap.

"The stick has been smashed!" Sha Zhu said viciously.

"Oh, it's going to be bad luck for a whole year if it's smashed during the Chinese New Year!" Yang Limin pretended to be sorry and said: "It's over, it's not going to be a good year!"

His silly face trembled.

"Yang Limin, what do you mean by putting a hoe behind the door?" Silly Zhu asked gnashing his teeth.

"The door!" Yang Limin said: "This door has been around for some time, and it will open when the wind blows."

"You are worse than a beast!"

"Hey, you can't say that. If you had knocked on the door in advance, your head wouldn't have been smashed!"

Yang Limin curled his lips and said, "His child is ignorant, so are you ignorant?"

Silly Zhu was choked with anger.

And when the stick cried, it directly alarmed the big guy.

Qin Huairu was the first to run out of the house, and said anxiously: "What's wrong with my son? Why is there such a big bag on his head!"

"Who did it?"

……

Sha Zhu brought a stick to ask for lucky money early in the morning, she knew about it.

After living here for so many years, Qin Huairu knows Yang Limin's character, and he is definitely not the one who suffers.

"Yang Limin, my son gave you New Year's greetings with good intentions, you are too much!" Qin Huairu looked at Yang Limin and said, "You are too bullying!"

"Who am I bullying? It's obviously your son who did it accidentally."

"The door of my house is not closed tightly, and it will open when the wind blows. What's wrong with me holding it against it with a hoe?"

As soon as the words fell, Yan Guibu who was on the side said: "It's all because of your family, you can't blame Yang Limin!"

"Yeah, stick stems have been frizzy since they were young, and they don't know how to knock when they enter the door!" said the third mother.

"That's right, luckily it's a wooden stick, if it's an iron stick you'd have to smash your head!" Xu Damao said.

Hearing this, Qin Huairu and I were already crying.

Seeing that his sweetheart was crying, Sha Zhu immediately became anxious, and directly said angrily: "Damn, see if I don't interrupt your dog legs!"

As soon as the voice fell, the silly pillar kicked up.

As everyone knows, after the blessing of the system, Yang Limin can now be said to be a first-class master, and he can lift four or five hundred catties with one hand as if he was playing.

The average person only weighs one or two hundred catties to sustain themselves to death. People in the village do farm work all year round, so they have a little bit more strength.

Easily dodging the opponent's attack, Yang Limin slapped him when he went up.

Slap it!
Silly Zhu was directly beaten with stares in his eyes.

Immediately afterwards, Yang Limin grabbed Shazhu's neck and directly pressed him to the ground.