Siheyuan, the special forces at the beginning, make me kill you

The third uncle Yan Bu is old and cunning, he feels that the atmosphere is not right, how could he go in?

Holding the door frame tightly with one hand, he tentatively yelled into the room.

"Li Weiqiang, what's your situation? Have you caught the thief?"

"Yes! Third uncle, there are really two thieves. You should be more sloppy, come in and help me!"

When the third uncle heard that there were indeed thieves, he immediately panicked, "It's too dark inside, and I can't see it, how can I get in?"

It's too dark in there?Can't see it?
Since Yan Bugui didn't dare to enter, he had no choice but to let him get out.

"Master San, hurry up and help, this thief is about to run away!"

"No, she's too fierce, I can't stop her!"

"She ran away!~"

In the dark room, apart from the muffled groan of the woman, the rest were Li Weiqiang's shouts.

Yan Bugui really couldn't believe it, how powerful are the thieves in this house?
Could it be that he has already run away?
This Li Weiqiang directed and acted in it?Trick them neighbors?

Thinking of this, Yan Bugui gritted his silver teeth, he didn't care what monsters and ghosts were in his house, he went in first to see what it was.

There are so many people following behind!
You can't let him suffer alone, can you?
"Master San, can you get in? So many of us are waiting behind you!"

"Third uncle, you have been standing at the door, I saw your legs were shaking just now, are you too timid to enter?"

"If you dare not enter, I will enter! What's the matter? Even if you are a thief, you are still a female thief. What are you afraid of as a man?"

"It seems that the three uncles can't do it, and the first and second uncles have to bring people in! Hurry up and call the first and second uncles!"

Yan Bugui clenched the doorframe tightly, and shouted out the door, "What are you guys in a hurry for? I'm here to observe, knowing the enemy and the confidant can win a hundred battles!"

Started showing off literature again?I always feel that it is great to have a little ink in my stomach. Who in this compound doesn't know?

It's just that he doesn't bother to argue with people like the third uncle.

"Master San! Did you see the thief? She flew out!"

In the dark room, Li Weiqiang could see Yan Bugui's cowardly appearance through the moonlight at the door, standing there all the time, not daring to move.

Two minutes ago, at the moment Yan Bugui lifted the cotton curtain, Li Weiqiang received a random task from the system.

"The system triggers random missions, please host to make a choice as soon as possible!"

"Task 100: Let go of the big and small thieves in the house, reward the host with the title of kindness, kindness, and stupidity, and get [-] points."

"Mission 2000: Defeat the third uncle, let him cry for his father and mother, please help, reward the host for a chance to open the tank of luck, and reward [-] points in addition."

"Task 5000: Let the big thief and the little thief cry and beg for mercy, admit stealing in front of the neighbors in the courtyard, and reward the host with [-] points."

If you want to save points, there are 5000 points in Task 500, which is equivalent to 500 yuan in modern RMB. With this 60 yuan, you can buy some [-]s products in the mall, and you may also buy modern products.

500 yuan, put it in the 60s, can buy a lot of supplies, this choice is still good.

But he, Li Weiqiang, likes to be adventurous, and he thinks this pot of luck sounds more like winning the lottery.

It is possible not to win the lottery, or it is possible to win the jackpot, it is uncertain.

Besides, a few points of 2000 is also possible. Even if the tank of luck does not win the prize, there will be about 200 yuan of supplies to buy, which is also very good.

Li Weiqiang chose task two, even if a white mouse clicked on task two following his thoughts, the task was confirmed.

"Li Weiqiang, I'll bring someone in to help! Wait for me!" Yan Bugui finally plucked up the courage to take the first step.

The corners of Li Weiqiang's lips curled up, it doesn't matter if he comes in or not, let him get out of his house first.

Tiger shot!

Li Weiqiang kicked the fat dumpling on the ground violently.

"Ah!~"

The woman who had been covering her mouth with two fat trotter-like hands and dared not make a sound felt her whole body being kicked up and screamed in fright.

At the door, Yan Bugui finally let go of his grip on the door frame, mustered up his courage and wanted to rush in.

He saw a meat dumpling rushing towards him.

"What the hell is this?"

"what!"

Yan Bugui was hit all over his arms, and the two fell towards the door together.

"not good!"

"Quickly open!"

"Don't get hit!"

The first person who shouted badly was Aunt San, and even she didn't care about Uncle San, she stepped aside first, and the rest of them moved swiftly.

Seeing a fat group throw the third uncle down, the two of them rolled out of the house together. When they finally stopped, the third uncle was lying on the ground, his head was hit and he was a little dizzy.

Before he could push the broken glasses to the bridge of his nose to see who it was, the lump of flesh on his body retched twice, and all of it was vomited on his glasses and face.

"My mother! Help! Come and get her... um..."

Without saying a word, what the third uncle wanted to say was suppressed by a sour face or mouth.

This taste is really good, very sour!
vomit!
He was so sour that he just wanted to vomit!
The old woman who was kicked and beaten just now, although dizzy, she is not stupid and knows that she is now on a man.

man?

She hasn't found a wife for a long time, let alone do this kind of thing with a man.

People always say no, but in fact, they always want it in their hearts, and she is the same.

Who said she has no shortage of men?
My old lady is already crazy about men. If it weren't for moral issues, with her daughter-in-law and grandchildren, she would have found a man in the courtyard a long time ago.

Since I kissed a man today, no matter how old or young he is, let's have a good time first!
Boo! ~Zi! ~
After a long drought and rain, she also put up an old face today!

"Where's my old Yan? Has anyone seen my old Yan?"

Aunt San dodged too fast just now, and was pushed aside when those people around the door avoided her, blocking her view.

She didn't even know where her old Yan went.

Could it be that he rushed in to catch the thief again?
The third aunt, who was lying at the door and looking in, was timid and dared not enter the house for fear that some thief would rush out and hurt her.

But she didn't notice that the neighbors who were blocking the door turned and left one by one now, to pick up another big melon in the front yard to eat.

"Old Yan...Old Yan, are you in there?"

"Old Yan, did you say something?"

"Old Yan!"

When she hurriedly mustered up her courage and stepped into the room, a black object suddenly hit her.

"Mom! What is this?"

"Ah!~"